Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FELCHING neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHAT, sudden DICKWAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HADJI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTT PIRATE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RANDY TRAVIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKSTUFFER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCKSTUFFER WHORE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially NECROPHILIA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BRITNEY television programs to address POMMIE Tourette's syndrome.

FRIG Tourette's is CRAPPY not to be SHITHEAD confused with TITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKSTAIN random BASTARD disorientation, culturally-GREASER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRAP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKFACE language, SAGGY TITS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK FAGGOT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities FUCKWIT of ANAL DIABETES MOCKIE garbage.

Darnit.

A SON OF A BITCH Polite Note to the CUM Author:[edit]

The FUCK Tourette's CHIGGER Research Institute was FEWMETS founded to ASSFACE.

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I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANKSPLAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SEMEN article BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN IT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of YID Tourrette's sufferers CUNTRAG swear. You can YOU WANKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BEANER TV, for always focusing on the SUITCASE PENIS bad side of a terrible TWAT thing.
  • The main GO HOME AND DIE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHICKEN SHIT knee YOU WANKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSCRACK school for CONDOMS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage INCEST sufferers to become TITMOUSE manically depressed and ASS FASCIST commit LICK PUSSY suicide.
  • There is no SHITFACE cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the YOGHURT CANNON tics often have adverse PIECE OF SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUTTFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire BUTTFUCKER body to go ASSCRACK numb and REDNECK basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKHEAD it is without the TITS drug.

I am an active member of a HOMO tourette syndrome JACKASS SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUKKAKE the PAKI public view of Tourettes as a "CHRISTHUMPER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAGHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NIGGER sorry for ASSBANDIT "hi-jacking" your FUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like AUTOFELLATIO this that really BRUSH MA TEETH annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMMIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this [Insert yet another person's name here] article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS ARTIST, and having sex wihle making fun of a BUTT PIRATE horrible disorder is (not) FLYING FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMN time.

Best BUTTFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSHAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply[edit]

As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MEG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. RUSTY TROMBONE Regards to Andrew PIECE OF SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply[edit]

The COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can DOUCHEBAG punch him if you CUNTSWILLING want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my JACKASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SPIC to PEARL NECKLACE cure BALL SACK the NIPPLES Tourette's HOSER Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE for COON Tourette's CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome DICKFACE is FRAK following CUM these POMMIE rules PENISPENISPENIS!!! in TAMPONS order:

  • 1: Avoid WANK immature DICK little I'LL RAPE YOU kids,
  • 2: Count to JESUS FUCKING CHRIST within SNUFF PORN 10 RAT'S COCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your RUSKIE NI FUCK NUGGET nor BASTARD talk,
  • 4: Tell DOM DeLUISE yourself you BUTT-HEAD don't COCKSHITTER have FELCHMONKEY this JACKASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

NIPPLES TITTIES BUGGER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT ASSHAT PEARL NECKLACE GOATSE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS[edit]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS BIRD SHIT SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS TOSSER YID COON ASS CUNT REBECCA BLACK SCUMBAG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GOD DAMMIT DICK IN A BOX SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK TITTYWANK HOLY DUMB FUCK MONKEY SHIT LIMEY TITS CLIT GOBSHITE BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER DOUCHEBAG COMMUNISM IS STUPID FELCHMONKEY FUCKFACE BITCH CUNTRAG FIST FUCK TITWANK RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG STRAWBERRY ASS TITTIES BLOWJOB PIECE OF SHIT WANKSPLAT BEAVER FRIG ASS PIGFUCKER FUCKBAG CLUSTER FUCK SHIT INCEST MOTHERFUCKER FRIG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RECTUM RAIDER SHITFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNTSWILLING SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK NIPPLES POO POO BLOWJOB [EXPLETIVE] NIPPLES BALL SACK URINE-GARGLING AY-AY-AY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING PUSSYLICKER BLUMPKIN GENITALIA SPICY CUNT FUCK POOPOO KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SON OF A BITCH [EXPLETIVE] ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKHEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HADJI WANK BLUE PENIS! I'LL RAPE YOU MOCKIE O CANADA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITSKIN DAGO KAFFIR I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK FUCKWIT GRINGO DAMN PISS OFF All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy COCK BONER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TIMBER NIGGER ARSE DARTH VADER FASHION BUG BULLSHIT DUMBASS GOD DAMN TOWELHEAD FASHION BUG SEX MONKEY SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITPISSER WIGGER ASSHOLE GRINGO DAGO DICKHEAD GOBSHITE BASTARD FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER WIKIPEDIA FELLATIO FUCKWIT HEIL HITLER! FROG'S FAT ASS P'KANG NECROPHILIA SHITHEAD FUCKTARD FUCK YOU ASSFACE SHITE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SCROTUM BUTT PIRATE RAPE FUCKING A DUMBASS KIKE JERK OFF FUCKING PIG WIENER BITCH SEMPRINI ORGASM BLUMPKIN SHIT FUCK HELL BUTTFUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DOUCHE ASSHAT TITTIES FIST FUCK CHOAD JERRY NIPPLES NICARAGUA INBRED SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? BANGKOK I AM CORNHOLIO! HORSE PENIS DOG SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER JIZZ ARSE TITTIES PUNANI BITCH GOD DAMMIT NAZI suck my mothers WOODPECKERSHIT BULLSHIT FUCKING A TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BITCH DICKHEAD GENITALIA TUBA SHITSLINGING HELL HEIL HITLER! HELLFIRE PUSSY SAND NIGGER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MONGOLIANS SHITFACE HOT GRITS BUTTFUCKER NI DYKE DAMN FLUFFY CLOUD POTTYMOUTH SCROTUM CHIGGER DICKFACE FENCE JUMPER DOT HEAD CUNNILINGUS DOUCHE ASSHAT BITCH TWAT PRICK HOMO HORSE SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKWIT DOUCHEBAG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT LIKE A HORSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MAMA MIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK A DUCK FIRECROTCH RAT'S ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITFACE PAKI SHIT VAGINA FUCKWIT MONKEY SHIT FELCHING PRICK BARBRA STREISAND MINORITIES PISS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN CONDOMS JACK OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TWISTY VAGINA CHUCK NORRIS HAIL SATAN! WHORE POLACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN GOD DAMN TWAT FUCK OFF CUNT CHUFF NICARAGUA SHIT MOTHERFUCKER HONKY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BARBRA STREISAND FUCK YOU DOG SHIT FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SOD OFF PENISFUCK CUNT DICKLICK WOODPECKERSHIT ARSE ASSFACE FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER DAMN CUNT JACKASS SHIT FUCKER TIMBER NIGGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITSLINGING REDSKIN HELL CRAP ON A STICK PISSHOLE HONKY HAIL SATAN! BOB SAGET CHICKEN FRIES FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT ASSFACE RAPE BUGGER CARPET MUNCHER SHIT BALLS ASSHAT SPUNK BORDER HOPPER KAFFIR MARGARET THATCHER BALLS TITS NIPPLES FIST FUCK CUNT DOUCHEBAG FLYING FUCK TRANNY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GENITALIA CHIGGER ASSFACE COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT ASS FLYING FUCK GOBSHITE NAZI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BALLS PIGS MIGHT FLY BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT TITTIES DICK CHICKEN CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BONER MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE PENIS DOUCHE NAZI MONKEY BALLS BRITNEY RAPE TOWELHEAD PISS CHICKEN FRIES BOLLOCKS SHITFUCKER CHOAD ASSHAT CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMN JIZZ PUSSY HAIL SATAN! GO HOME AND DIE CUNT LAPPER FUCK YOU FUCK MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! SHITE PISS ARTIST RANDY TRAVIS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK SHITTY TONY LA RUSSA UNICORNS VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE GOD DAMN WANK GRINGO SAGGY TITS TITS HELL BITCH RAGHEAD WHITE PEOPLE MASTURBATION EMO BUGGER OFF WANK KRAUT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHINK NIGGER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR SLITTY EYES PISS OFF SHIT SCROTUM CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NEGRO SHITSLIDE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DOG SHIT SPUNK FROG WIENER FUCKING A PISS FUCK OFF BOOBS BATHING SUIT AREA ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS JUNGLE BUNNY PUNANI QUEEF ASS WIGGER FAG QUEEF FAGGOT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLUSTER FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK TWISTY VAGINA SPUNK BONER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITE PISS SHIT SHITFUCKER COCK DAMN CUNT CHOAD GOD DAMN COON HAIL SATAN! WEHATEMARIO WIGGER CUM REDNECK PENIS ASS FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS CUNT DICK CHICKEN I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTER FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RUSKIE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITE SHIT FUCK YOU GOBSHITE ALEX TREBEK FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH CUNT BIGNOSE BALLS BULLSHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RUSTY TROMBONE NICARAGUA MOZILLA FIREFOX SUGARTITS DICK CLEMEN SCROTUM SHIT FUCK TIT DIRT CRAPFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TWAT FIRECROTCH DICKFACE HELL DICKLICK YOU WANKER SHITCOCK COLGATE NAZI DIPSHIT FUCKFACE FUCK TIBET VENEREAL DISEASE IT'S OVER 9000! GOD DAMN TWAT DOG FUCKER RAPE ORGASM ASSFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BEAVER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GOD DAMN SCUMBAG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOUCHING PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER TIT DIRT STEVE BALLMER SHITFUCKER DOUCHING FUCKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS SPANK THE MONKEY SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PEEPEE PIG BASTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOOBS DAGO COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RECTUM RAIDER PISS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANK COLGATE CUNTING ASSCRACK O CANADA POO POO BLOWJOB TAMPONS BOOBIES CHINK PENISFUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK IN SACREMENT DICKFACE GRINGO CHOAD BOOBIES JENKEM MAMA MIA SHIT DOUCHE NAZI HELL BITCH PIECE OF SHIT CONDOMS BULLSHIT CONDOMS GOD DAMN INBRED ANAL DIABETES FUCK YOU YOU WANKER JIZZ JIGGABOO LIMEY FLYING FUCK DAMN CHOAD PIG JACK OFF TITTYWANK FEWMETS COCKGOBLIN ASS SHITE FUCKTARD FUCK SCUMBUCKET ASS SCROTUM CLEVELAND STEAMER TITMOUSE CUNT FUCKBAG HELL FIST FUCK TITMOUSE CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK GRINGO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK YOU DICK BANGKOK YOUR MOM POMMIE SHITE PIECE OF SHIT CUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS NEGRO BASTARD BLUMPKIN MOTHERFUCKER SHITCUNTING DICK IN A BOX Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUGFUCK and with the BULLSHIT and his JAP of girraffes in which RONNIE CORBETT while reading about POLACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See DICKHEAD also[edit]

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Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)


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