Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CRACKER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCK YOU article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY neurochemical FUCK disorder MOZILLA FIREFOX characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BULLSHIT, sudden CHUFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUTTFUCKER or FROG'S FAT ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKWIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SCROTUM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MILF utterFUCKance of socially FUCKING A objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITSKIN television programs to address DUMBASS Tourette's syndrome.

WIGGER Tourette's is FUCKER not to be BUTT-FOR-BRAINS confused with BELGIUM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NAZI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITSLINGING random PENIS disorientation, culturally-CRAPFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKER language, TRANNY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS LICKER PEARL NECKLACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKSTAIN souvenir shoppes and massive FLYING RAT'S ASS quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A BOOBS Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:[edit]

The SAND NIGGER Tourette's ANUSCAKE Research Institute was ASSHAT founded to ASS.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TWAT article JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SOD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PENISBIRD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JUNGLE BUNNY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASSFACE Tourrette's sufferers TITWANK swear. You can ASSHAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTTFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the VAGINA bad side of a terrible FUCKWIT thing.
  • The main ASSBANDIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ORGASM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKER knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CHAV no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes THIS IS A RARE SWEAR cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for FEWMETS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PORCH MONKEY sufferers to become RAPE manically depressed and LENS CRAFTERS commit GOD DAMMIT suicide.
  • There is no NIPPLES cure, and the NIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKSTAIN tics often have adverse HORSE PENIS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA perodol" which caused my entire CUM body to go NAZI numb and JACKASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITFACE it is without the AMERICA ONLINE drug.

I am an active member of a MARGARET THATCHER tourette syndrome SHITTY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS the FOUR-EYES public view of Tourettes as a "BLOWJOB swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COLGATE sorry for SHITFUCKER "hi-jacking" your SOD OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOOBIES this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a CHICKEN FRIES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this VAGINA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TWAT, and having sex wihle making fun of a CHENEY horrible disorder is (not) TRANNY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCKGOBLIN time.

Best DOUCHEBAG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SCUMBUCKET” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply[edit]

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Regards to Andrew WIENER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply[edit]

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITFACE punch him if you SAND NIGGER want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE'S MOMMA offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my SHITCOCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How GYPSY to SHITFUCKER cure BUTTFUCKER the TITS Tourette's FUCKING JUMP! Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment WANK for CUNNILINGUS Tourette's FUCKWIT Syndrome FUCK is ASSRAMMER following CUNTING ASSCRACK these SHIT rules DICKWAD in KIKE order:

  • 1: Avoid CHICKEN SHIT immature FUCKFACE little CLEMEN kids,
  • 2: Count to TITMOUSE within ASSHOLE 10 BLOWJOBseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BUTTFUCKER ARSE ASSBANDIT nor MONKEY SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell ASSHAT yourself you DIRTY SANCHEZ don't FUCKHEAD have TOSSER this AUTOFELLATIO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK EXTRA LONG PENIS WITH NASTY DICK CHICKEN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PUSSY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

POTTYMOUTH CARPET MUNCHER POMMIE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT KRAUT SEMEN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PUSSY I WILL KILL YOU! CHICKEN SHIT[edit]

REDNECK I'LL RAPE YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LET'S SHIT CHINK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK YOU CRAP CUNT FUCKER SHITCUNTING MONKEY SHIT FUCKING RAT'S ASS COON FELCHING CAMEL JOCKEY BALL SACK GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSFACE BASTARD JENKEM WIGGER JACK OFF POMMIE FLYING FUCK TWAT DUMBASS TITS & DICKS FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE SEX SHITTY FUCKING A CUNT NAZI MOTHERFUCKER DAMN WANK TAFFY QUEEF HENTAI SHITE CUNT MONKEY BALLS CARPET MUNCHER MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY WOODPECKERSHIT PUSSY CRACKER COON PRICK WIENER SHITFACE NECROPHILIA FELCHING SHITHEAD SHITTY CHRISTHUMPER HELL ASSHAT CLUSTER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK SHIT MACACA ARSE CRAPFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GO HOME AND DIE MASTURBATION MICK MARGARET THATCHER HELL DICKLICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WHORE KIKE SHITE BITCH FAG SHITTY FUCKING JUMP! HENTAI SHITE ASSHAT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! VAGINA FUCK DAMN MICK NIGGER PAKI PISS COON JACKASS SHIT NORTH KOREA DUMBASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TITWANK MONKEY BALLS DICKHEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKTARD CHINK DONKEY DICK PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST BUKKAKE BOLLOCKS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL BITCH PEDOPHILIA TWAT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ARSEBADGERS CUNT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFUCKER FRITZ GRINGO FUCK OFF FUCKFACE STEVE BALLMER SUCK MY DICK DAMN [Insert silly non-swear here] TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NIGGER DICKHEAD NAZI ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CUNT WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS SHITFUCKER JOHNNY PISS DOM DeLUISE WEHATEMARIO MONKEY SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MARCH OF FLAMES SHITHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA BASTARD HELLFUCKER ASSHAT TWAT CUNT BONG EXTRA LONG PENIS AMERICA ONLINE TOWELHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKFACE TWAT FEMADOM TOWELHEAD FELCHING GOD DAMMIT STEVE BALLMER BUGGER DAMN FUCKWIT WANK PEEPEE ASSFACE WANK INJUN SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WOODPECKERSHIT CAUCASIANS BONER DYKE CHOAD KISSER YOGHURT CANNON HAIL SATAN! WEHATEMARIO YOU WANKER WANK SHITBALLS GOOK MOCKIE FELLATIO QUEEF ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MOLDY TITS BASTARD FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT POMMIE GRAPE PENIS ARSEBADGERS DOODIE HEAD NORTH KOREA DEVELOPERS! DAMN JAP FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY SHITCUNTING TWO-INCH PENIS MOCKIE BITCH HELL CAMEL FUCKER FRIG FLYING FUCK BASTARD BULLSHIT CHRISTHUMPER YOU WANKER YUKKY DOODY CUNT PISS CLEMEN FUCKWIT INBRED CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNTSWILLING NIGGER FUCK PUSSY SHIT FUCKSTAIN DAMNATION PISS OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK FROG FLYING RAT'S ASS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK COCK COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK FUCK BUTT PIRATE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TESTICLE CHOKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAGO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHENEY BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUTTFUCKER DAMNED TABERNACLE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DONALD RUMSFELD MICK DAMN ANAL POO POO BLOWJOB CLUSTER FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK A DUCK HORSE SHIT SAND NIGGER SUCK A BIG DICK BELLEND AMERICA ONLINE CUNT DAMN HELL MARGARET THATCHER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY HONKY 666 SHITTY [EXPLETIVE] CRAPMUNCHER ASSRAPING PORCH MONKEY PIGS MIGHT FLY DICKHEAD WIENER DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER DAMN WANK DONGSHOVER WANKER WILLY WONKA STRAWBERRY ASS TIMBER NIGGER DELICIOUS CAKE BASTARD TWAT RAT'S ASS TESTICLE CHOKE NIGGER PECKERHEAD DOG SHIT FRENCH TICKLER ASS LICKER MARY WHITEHOUSE BONER SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKER DYKE I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND LET'S SHIT DIPSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BASTARD CHOAD KISSER BUGGER OFF RAPE TITWANK CHINK PIGFUCKER PUSSY JACKASS ASS BUGGER OFF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DYKE FUCKTARD INCEST ASSHOLE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GANGBANG FLYING FUCK COCK CLEMEN THIS IS SPARTA! NAZI BUKKAKE CAMEL JOCKEY NIPPLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT LAPPER FUCKWIT DAMMIT CHOAD GOATSE SCUMBAG FUCKER BASTARD RIGHTS WETBACK MASTURBATION TIMBER NIGGER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BASTARD PUSSY FEWMETS MICK SHITBALLS LICK PUSSY DAMN ASS SEX HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOD DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITCUNTING NIPPLES SHITCOCK DAMN JERRY ASS GENITALIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NI WOODPECKERSHIT D'OH MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKHEAD FELLATIO VANITY PAGES ROCK DICKLICK FUCKTARD TURD JIZZ KAFFIR EAT MY SHIT! FUCK YOU FUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL BALL SACK SHITBALLS ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS BONER PEEPEE TWO-INCH PENIS BALLS GYPSY PORCH MONKEY TITWANK CONDOMS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITTY TITS FRED PHELPS FEMADOM CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING A ASS TWAT DAMMIT COCKSHITTER BELGIUM ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER FUCKER FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ RUSTY TROMBONE WANKSPLAT POLACK CONDOMS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST VAGINA FUCKER DOUCHE ASSCRACK NIGGER FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS PEEPEE PRICK DAMNATION RONNIE CORBETT LET'S SHIT PENIS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITSKIN COCKSMOKER WHORE ASS SEX DAMNATION NIGGER BIGNOSE DOUCHEBAG PISS TITMOUSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MOZILLA FIREFOX CHIGGER SWIMMING POOL WANK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITBALLS JOHNNY LIMEY FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSRAMMER DICKFACE RAT'S ASS BLOWJOB PISS OFF FUCKING DIPSHIT MARGARET THATCHER SEMEN SHUT UP, MEG! DOM DeLUISE ASSHOLE PIGFUCKER FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKBAG JUNGLE BUNNY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOATSE SHITSLINGING SOD OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK [expletive deleted] CUM PANCHEN LAMA TITMOUSE BUGFUCK FUCK YOU NIPPLES CUNTING ASSCRACK BRITNEY ORGASM JAP CHIGGER MILF PISS UP MY ARSE DAMN TITS JESSE McCARTNEY OSCAR WILDE IS GAY JERRY WHITE RIGHTS BULLCRAP WANK FUCKING SAGGY TITS ASSWIPE HEIL HITLER! ASSHAT COCKSHITTER AUTOFELLATIO CUNTBUCKET SPICY CUNT FUCK FAGGOT BUKKAKE FIRECROTCH MASTURBATION PISS DICKHEAD DICK BOOBS DOUCHE SEMEN GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN GREASER COMMUNIST DILDO LIMEY FUCK A DUCK PISSHOLE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TAFFY WANK CLUSTER FUCK FLYING FUCK GOAT DICK MOTHERFUCKER FIRECROTCH PISS SHITFACE PISSHOLE ASSHAT PISS OFF CLUSTER FUCK PEARL NECKLACE SUGARTITS FRAK ARSE ASS WANK GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG NECROPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU SPUNK CLIT MALARKY WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK RANDY TRAVIS MASTURBATION DEVELOPERS! CUNTSWILLING SPUNK SHITCOCK CRAP BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JOHNNY CHIGGER SACRED RAPE BUTTFUCKER WANK POLACK BOYCOTT VIACOM! SCUMBUCKET TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE JACK OFF STEVE BALLMER DICKFACE WIGGER FLYING FUCK WEHATEMARIO YOU WANKER STEVE BALLMER SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE NIPPLES SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKTARD CLUSTER FUCK WANK FELCHING DAGO PANCHEN LAMA CHAV BALL SACK FELCHMONKEY CUNT CRAPPER NI FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU PRICK CC PLZ ASS SHITFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER TITMOUSE FUCK A DUCK FUCK OFF DICKFACE WHORE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive LICK PUSSY and with the WANK and his ANAL of girraffes in which RAPE while reading about MAMA MIA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See DIPSHIT also[edit]

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FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)


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