Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHING CHONG CHINK neurochemical FUCK disorder NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKER, sudden SPUNK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCKSMOKER or MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS ARTIST in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated POLESMOKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAT'S COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BALLS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POO POO BLOWJOB ASSHOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous INBRED utterFUCKance of socially JAP objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

JAP Tourette's is CHINK not to be CUNT confused with SHITTY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PECKERHEAD random PENIS disorientation, culturally-ARSE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOM DeLUISE language, PUSSY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOUR MOM souvenir shoppes and massive POOPY quantities COON of ANAL DIABETES LET'S SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK YOU Polite Note to the DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Author:[edit]

The BITCH Tourette's [expletive deleted] Research Institute was TENTACLE RAPE founded to DOUCHE.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SEX Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITCOCK article JACKASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NIGNOG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers FAG swear. You can MONKEY BALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YID TV, for always focusing on the PEDOPHILIA bad side of a terrible YOU WANKER thing.
  • The main BUTT-FOR-BRAINS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TURD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITTIES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTTFUCKER knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PUSSYLICKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes VENEREAL DISEASE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NAZI school for MILF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOVERNMENT FILTERS sufferers to become MAMA MIA manically depressed and JACKASS commit WANKER suicide.
  • There is no MALL SANTA cure, and the GOD DAMMIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICKHEAD tics often have adverse SHITBALLS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SAGGY TITS perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go BONER numb and TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the BIRD SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKBAG tourette syndrome I'LL RAPE YOU association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HENTAI the I WILL END YOU! public view of Tourettes as a "NIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WINDOWS VISTA sorry for INBRED "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a JERRY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSCRACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TOWELHEAD, and having sex wihle making fun of a SHITE horrible disorder is (not) YOU WANKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITFUCKER time.

Best ASSHAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TIMBER NIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply[edit]

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill KENNY Westerners show is not an GOOGLE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries TIANENMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. BUTTFUCKER Regards to Andrew ASSFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply[edit]

The DOG SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can YOU WANKER punch him if you CHICKEN SHIT want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIENER saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my CUM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FLOWERS to YID cure FUCKSTAIN the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's SHITTY Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment HONKY for BIG FOOT Tourette's FRENCH TICKLER Syndrome I'LL RAPE YOU is CAMEL JOCKEY following DOT HEAD these SOD OFF rules MARGARET THATCHER in TUBA order:

  • 1: Avoid CROTCH immature DONKEY DICK little GOD DAMMIT kids,
  • 2: Count to POLACK within CUNT 10 SON OF A BITCHseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SPIC I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU NICARAGUA nor CHICKEN SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCKING yourself you SHIT don't NECROPHILIA have AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI this SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FENCE JUMPER WITH NASTY DONKEY PUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AY-AY-AY SHITTY CHICKEN SHIT CARPET MUNCHER GOD DAMMIT SAGGY TITS DOUCHING SCUMBUCKET FUCK OFF[edit]

NAZI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SCUMBAG lowercase HELL RAT'S COCK RAT'S ASS DOM DeLUISE BASTARD DOUCHETITS FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT [Insert silly non-swear here] NIPPLES DOODIE HEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JACKASS SHIT RAPE INBRED ASS LOGJAMMER JIGGABOO REBECCA BLACK WARNER MUSIC GROUP PENIS HELL CAMEL FUCKER TITS & DICKS WEHATEMARIO JACKASS JAP DICK RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD KIKE NEGRO DICKLICK SEMEN POLESMOKER ASSHAT BULLSHIT GOD DAMN BEAVER CRAP ON A STICK CLUSTER FUCK BUTT PIRATE FLYING FUCK FU SPANG PEEPEE COON ASSRAPING CRIMETHINK CUNTBUCKET LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! COCK BLUMPKIN FELCHING BOOBS FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN TITS ORGASM FUCKING YUKKY DOODY DICKHEAD GRINGO TITTIES COCK SHIT BOLLOCKS BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER MONKEY SHIT FUCK YOU CHIGGER ASS POMMIE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK CHICKEN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT ASSHAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PENIS O CANADA DICKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK LAKE TITICACA FLYING RAT'S ASS CLIT HITLER ASS PISS OFF CHIGGER CLIT YOUR MOM HORSE PENIS PISS ARTIST HELL JERRY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD BLESS AMERICA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS POMMIE FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT FUCKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSHAT SHITPISSER ASSFACE DICK [expletive deleted] PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DELICIOUS CAKE JIGGABOO VENEREAL DISEASE SON OF A BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE NIPPLES TITS FUCKER BULLSHIT CHUFF PRICK FUCK HUMAN RIGHTS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JAP PISS FUCKING A FUCK HORSE SHIT JAP KIKE ANAL ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSCRACK SOD SHITE FUCKSTAIN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE LOLCAT LONGCAT IS LONG GENITALIA CAPTAIN CRUNCH JAP JACKASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS LICKER D'OH YID YOU WANKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GOD DAMMIT COCK WANKSPLAT JACKASS SHIT NIPPLES TITS & DICKS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DYKE DICKHEAD FUCK IT'S OVER 9000! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WANK CHICKEN FRIES FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY DARTH VADER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! SEX TITS & DICKS POLAK 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMNATION SHIT COCKSMOKER MONKEY SHIT HOSER SAGGY TITS PEARL NECKLACE WIKIPEDIA BARBRA STREISAND SCUMBAG PRICK DAMN IT POLACK CARPET MUNCHER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GREASER FLYING RAT'S ASS TWISTY VAGINA GOD DAMN COON BULLSHIT FUCKTARD BULLCRAP BUGGER OFF CUNT FRENCH TICKLER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WALRUS SHIT FUCKER GOD DAMN FAG WETBACK SHITSLINGING COCK TWAT TWAT BELLEND KIKE FUCK LOLCAT HADJI CUNT GOAT DICK ASSFACE SHIT BOOBIES CRAPMUNCHER RUSTY TROMBONE FROG'S FAT ASS AY-AY-AY DONKEY DICK TAMPONS CHINK INBRED YOU WANKER PUSSY CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS GANGBANG PENISPENISPENIS!!! [EXPLETIVE] ASSHAT ASSFACE TIBET MOTHERFUCKER POLACK CUNTSWILLING BUTT PIRATE BIG FOOT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! EXTRA LONG PENIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FOOTBALL TITS CUNT MASTURBATION RAGHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PUSSYLICKER SOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOON SEX FUCK SHITFACE FUCKER SHITE ASSHAT CUNT LAPPER DAMN TURD ASSHOLE BLOWJOB PISS DOODIE HEAD STEVE BALLMER FRITZ SHIT DICKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HELL SPIC FUCKING A ASSCRACK ASSFACE JUSTIN BIEBER SUCK MY DICK FRIENDS CUNTYMINTS COCK POOPY SCUMBAG PUSSY LONGCAT IS LONG ASS DAMNATION CUNT BORDER HOPPER HELL GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS INBRED WIGGER NIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DIRTY SANCHEZ EARS OF CHRIST WANK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK INBRED SON OF A BITCH BALL SACK FUCKHEAD I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS BIGNOSE I WILL KILL YOU! DOODIE HEAD PENIS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER TITS & DICKS DOUCHE NAZI BIG FOOT LOGJAMMER DUNE COON Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! LOLCAT DARTH VADER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RAT'S COCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUTT-HOLE SPICY CUNT FUCK DICK POLACK KIKE JIZZ BOOBS BEAVER HONKY SAMUEL L. JACKSON SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD BITCH ARSE ASSFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CROTCH ASS DICKFACE BONG BASTARD FUCK YOU FELCHING CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING A LIMEY FUCK MAMA MIA FLYING FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK FROG PIG GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE BIRD SHIT DEMOCRACY BALL SACK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE I RAPE WALRUSES! ASS WANKER CUNTBUCKET ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK PRICK INBRED COCK DOUCHE NAZI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GANGBANG COLGATE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY DICKHEAD BALL SACK BALL SACK HELL COCKSHITTER BASTARD TACO BEANER RAPE BOOBS ART METAL PRODUCTS GOBSHITE ASSWIPE CUNT CRAPPER RAPE BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT CUNT D'OH PEDOPHILIA RAT'S COCK REDNECK CUNTSWILLING GOOK SHITHEAD BALL SACK SHIT COCKSMOKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS PEDOPHILIA INCEST SHITHEAD BELLEND BOOBIES HELL NIGNOG ASS VAGINA DICKFACE WHORE DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO POLESMOKER ARSE PRICK DOODIE HEAD QUEEF RONNIE CORBETT FUCKWIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTSWILLING GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKFACE TWAT COCKGOBLIN HELL DICKLICK BULLSHIT TITWANK BUTTFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE TIT DIRT GOD DAMMIT CROTCH PISS ARTIST DYKE DOUCHEBAG POMMIE FUCKING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAT'S ASS GANGBANG JAP INBRED CUNTBUCKET BALLS CHRISTHUMPER DICKFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI POWERSHIT ASS FASCIST VAGINA DUNE COON ASSCRACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH DICK CAMEL JOCKEY DILDO SHIT TWAT SON OF A BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE COCK HELL BALL SACK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA RUSKIE GANGBANG CUNNILINGUS FUCK PISS SACRAMENTO JOHNNY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKING SHIT FELCHING BUTTFUCKER DAMN ASSFACE SHITFUCKER FUCK WANK BITCH ASSHAT GANGBANG FUCKER DICKFACE NEGRO CUM SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ORGASM PISS ARTIST HELL PIG PUSSY CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER PICKANINNY MOZILLA FIREFOX CLUSTER FUCK CRAP HELL COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKFACE FUCKBAG BUKKAKE NIPPLES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FLYING FUCK DAMN BITCH DIPSHIT JACKASS SHIT FRAK FUCKSTAIN SNUFF PORN DICKFACE pen0r MONKEY'S UNCLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER RUSKIE SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU CLEMEN COON SUCK MY DICK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TITS BUGGER FUCK A DUCK WIENER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FUCK INBRED ARSE BLISTERING BARNACLES GANGBANG PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BELLEND BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JAP DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH BARBRA STREISAND FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING HELLFIRE PISS OFF MASTURBATION WEHATEMARIO FUCKTARD DARTH VADER FUCKBAG FELCHING BOOBIES HELL VAGINA PISS ARTIST POLESMOKER ASS LICKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS RAPE DICK TITS FEWMETS HELL SHITTY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NIPPLES DIRTY SANCHEZ GOBSHITE JOHN ELWAY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BALL SACK DICKFACE SIGMUND FREUD JACKASS SLOPE ASS ASSFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKING DAMN IT PIG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMMIT and with the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS and his CRAP of girraffes in which GO COUNT YOUR DICK while reading about TOWELHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See HELLFIRE also[edit]

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