Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without TURD comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a COCKSHITTER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“What the FUCK?! My DICK!!”

~ Tourettes Guy on this article

“Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd twat.”

~ George Carlin on this article

Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurological SHIT or FLYING FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder CROTCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden CLIT m-m-m-m-m-movements or WHORE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated DAMMIT way repeatedly. Multiple IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD motor and vocal tics may JERRY include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat POMMIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SEX COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT CRAPPER utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Sesame Street was one of the first ASSHAT television programs to address BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

SHITTY Tourette's is MALARKY not to be THONG TASTER confused with DICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying FUCK OFF chronic condition which involves FAGGOT random BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA disorientation, culturally-GOOK-inappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local JACK OFF language, VAGINA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky COCKSTUFFER souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of JIGGABOO garbage.

[edit] A FUCK Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The BUGGER Tourette's GOD DAMN Research Institute was BONER founded to SCROTUM.

I am- I am-am- YOU WANKER I am 17 JESSE McCARTNEY years old and have FAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your FAG article JERK OFF funny or amusing in any way, and DICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS OFF changed as soon as SHITSLINGING possible.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITTY Tourrette's sufferers PUSSY swear. You can JIZZ blame television, blame ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TV, for always focusing on the MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible HONKY thing.
• The main DOUCHEBAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BIGNOSE involuntary muscle spasms, or BOOBS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUMBASS knee PUSSY jerk.
• Tourettes is SPUNK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes FUCKING children to be bullied at PUSSY school for MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS sufferers to become OSTRICH MY ASS manically depressed and SHITSLINGING commit TITMOUSE suicide.
• There is no DAMN cure, and the CLEVELAND STEAMER drugs that are available to "calm" the ASSHAT tics often have adverse FUCK OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SOD perodol" which caused my entire ASSHOLE body to go BELGIUM numb and BIGNOSE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the LAKE TITICACA drug.

I am an active member of a WOODPECKERSHIT tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING ROUGE THE BAT eradicating RAT'S COCK the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "CONDOMS swearing" disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more.

I am CHING CHONG CHINK sorry for MASTURBATION "hi-jacking" your MOZILLA FIREFOX entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really TITTIES annoys me. I am working towards a TACO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this BALLS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK, and making fun of a FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD horrible disorder is (not) ASSBANDIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your HAIL SATAN! time.

Best YOU WANKER regards,

Phillip “SHITTY” Baker

[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an EUROIPODS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing KOREA LOVER right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMN Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt.

[edit] A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The PENIS bastard who wrote this article. You can SUCK MY DICK punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to FREE ELECTIONS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

[edit] Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INBRED saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my DYKE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

The first effects of Tourette's Syndrome.

[edit] How to DARTH VADER cure the JAP Tourette's Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment for DAMMIT Tourette's Syndrome is DAMN following these SHIT rules in INJUN order:

• 1: Avoid RAPE immature little kids,
• 2: Count to BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA within BONG 10 seconds,
• 3: Do not open your JOHNNY mouth nor SAND NIGGER talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK YOU yourself you RAPE don't ARSE have this WOMEN'S RIGHTS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is DAMN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ASSHOLE subject. If you do not find it funny FUCK OFF, it is probably because you are an INBRED JERRY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. COCKING FUCKBOROUGH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a NIGGER joke loses its humour SHITFUCKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so GRAPE PENIS ignorant, then you wouldn't have DICKFACE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASSWIPE GRINGO SHITTY BOOBS FAG!!!!!