Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder P'KANG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSBANDIT, sudden CRACKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKER or GYPSY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOLLOCKS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SCUMBAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA I LIKE SCHOOL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DUMBASS WILLY WONKA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT LIKE A HORSE utterFUCKance of socially JUNGLE BUNNY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CAMEL JOCKEY television programs to address TAMPONS Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA not to be INBRED confused with TUBA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves VENEREAL DISEASE random DOUCHE disorientation, culturally-FUCKSTAIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNTRAG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local STEVE BALLMER language, PISSHOLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NEOPETS RAGHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GRINGO souvenir shoppes and massive HONKY quantities BUGFUCK of ANAL DIABETES HELLFIRE garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the BUTT-HOLE Author:[edit]

The TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Tourette's WHORE Research Institute was WEHATEMARIO founded to BITCH.

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I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FRIG article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and KIKE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MACACA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MALARKY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourrette's sufferers GRIS swear. You can DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame P'KANG TV, for always focusing on the SAND NIGGER bad side of a terrible GIVING HEAD thing.
  • The main DOUCHETITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WHORE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS knee JACKASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MONKEY'S UNCLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for JOHNNY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SCUMBUCKET sufferers to become GOD DAMMIT manically depressed and BITCH commit TITWANK suicide.
  • There is no GANGBANG cure, and the LIMEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the YOU WANKER tics often have adverse ART METAL PRODUCTS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! perodol" which caused my entire FELLATIO body to go BLUMPKIN numb and POMMIE basically made it NIGGA! worse than ARSE it is without the CHING CHONG CHINK drug.

I am an active member of a RANDY TRAVIS tourette syndrome BIRD IN THE HOUSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I'LL RAPE YOU the LET'S SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "MARY WHITEHOUSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NICARAGUA sorry for MONKEY BALLS "hi-jacking" your DONKEY PUNCHER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMN this that really FUCK A DUCK annoys me. I am working towards a JIGGABOO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITTYWANK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DELICIOUS CAKE, and having sex wihle making fun of a FUCKING JUMP! horrible disorder is (not) HOT GRITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FROG'S FAT ASS time.

Best MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS OFF MY ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply[edit]

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. BASTARD Regards to Andrew BOON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply[edit]

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can [expletive deleted] punch him if you NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE'S MOMMA remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKTARD saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my WANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CENSORSHIP to KRAUT cure PIECE OF SHIT the ALEX TREBEK Tourette's NORTH KOREA Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment MINORITIES for ASS Tourette's CUNTYMINTS Syndrome FUCK is SHITFACE following SHITTY these PISS OFF rules FIRECROTCH in SHIT order:

  • 1: Avoid ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP immature DOUCHING little SHITSLINGING kids,
  • 2: Count to JENKEM within FRIG 10 HOSERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your NICARAGUA CONDOMS FUCK nor SEMEN talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCK YOU yourself you DOT HEAD don't BUGGER have DIPSHIT this BUGFUCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSRAMMER WITH NASTY GOBSHITE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FASHION BUG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CUNT SHIT BUGGER DOUCHING CAMEL FUCKER FUCK DUMBASS PUSSY FAGGOT WANK[edit]

GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DIPSHIT TITTIES BUTT PIRATE POLAK WANK DYKE TRANNY DICKLICK DOUCHE MALARKY FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BLOWJOB SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TITTIES TAMPONS ANAL [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BONG NIGGER TITS FUCK YOU ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BONER JIZZ GOD DAMN CUNT {{USERNAME}} POLACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BULLCRAP DOG SHIT GARBAGE DAY! CRACKER BUGFUCK BOB SAGET FUCKING [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS FASHION BUG PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BULLSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING A FUCK BUKKAKE BEAVER WANK KIKE SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE DOG SHIT WETBACK FUCKER TURD GIVING HEAD DOG FUCKER DONKEY DICK FUCKWIT GRIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOOBS PEDOPHILIA PISS DAMN BUKKAKE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK YOU SHITFACE FRENCH TICKLER BRUSH MA TEETH TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! GOBSHITE GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER MILF BUNG-HOLE FLYING FUCK BUKKAKE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DUMBASS BASTARD BENSON SUCKS ASS NAZI SHITFUCKER PEDOPHILIA DICKLICK PISSHOLE SHITE SHIT BITCH DICKLICK YOU WANKER REDSKIN CHINK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PIKACHU NIGGER REDNECK BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK WALRUS SHIT PRICK BULLSHIT SHITSKIN MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSCRACK ASS GOD DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASSHOLE DICKHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! P'KANG PIG REDSKIN GREASER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JACKASS BIG FOOT COCK DAMN TUBA SHITE SHIT JIZZ INDIA HAS NUKES MR WINKLER IS GAY MORGAN TSVANGIRAI TITMOUSE BASTARD BORDER HOPPER ORGASM BLUMPKIN ANAL HOLY DUMB FUCK WIKIPEDIA BUGGER OFF GRINGO SHITTY PRICK SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSHOLE KAFFIR CUNTYMINTS SHITFUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES BLUE PENIS! GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU BUNG-HOLE FUCKING SHITE CAMEL FUCKER TIT DIRT LHASA SHIT DICKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA HELL [expletive deleted] COCK TACO GRINGO OSTRICH MY ASS PISS OFF ASS FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ASSFACE ASS RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER FAG URINE-GARGLING GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FELLATIO YOU WANKER SHITHEAD MICK DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO SHIT TUBA FUCK BASEBALL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS OFF YOUR MOM CC PLZ ASSCRACK SEX YOU WANKER COCK SHITHEAD ASS FRITZ SHITHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER O CANADA TIMBER NIGGER FROG BLUMPKIN SEMEN HOMO WANK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL VAGINA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MALL SANTA JIZZ DELICIOUS CAKE POMMIE CHUFF BUGGER PUSSY All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHITPISSER CRACKER PUSSY TITS & DICKS TITS TOTAL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIECE OF SHIT BALLS JOHNNY WANK TITTYWANK CAMEL JOCKEY DICK IN A BOX DICKHEAD CLIT HELL DICKHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKER SCROTUM LOLLIPOPS LET'S SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CLUSTER FUCK CHENEY TITWANK ASSHOLE SPUNK ASS LICKER ASSFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY O KURWA! MALARKY SAMUEL L. JACKSON NI EXTRA LONG PENIS CLIT BITCH SHITE ASSHOLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SEX DUNE COON CUNTSWILLING PENISPENISPENIS!!! DUMBASS POLAK [EXPLETIVE] FUCKWIT WIENER CONDOMS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLOWJOB FUCKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE SHITE INJUN SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAMN DUNE COON POLACK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CARPET MUNCHER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TENTACLE RAPE PIG GENITALIA NIGGER TITS SEX COCKSUCKER DYKE POLACK FELCHMONKEY JACKASS SHIT NIGNOG SLITTY EYES FUCK YOU CHAV DAMN IT HELLFUCKER BUTTFUCKER NINTENDOGS TWAT DONKEY PUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO SHITBALLS FROG ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES INBRED ASS FASCIST CUNTBUCKET DAMN IT POO POO BLOWJOB WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FRAK JESSE McCARTNEY SPICY CUNT FUCK BELLEND DICKFACE THONG TASTER WINDOWS VISTA SCROTUM FELCHING FUCK BLOWJOB JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER DONKEY DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JACKASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NICARAGUA BUKKAKE CUNT ASSHOLE HORSE PENIS POOPY BUGGER OFF POMMIE TAMPONS FUCKER JACKASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CHOAD SEMEN OSTRICH MY ASS MALARKY CRAPMUNCHER FUCK HAIL SATAN! BALLS DAMN IT DAGO DAMN SON OF A BITCH JAP BITCH FUCKSTAIN BORDER HOPPER SHITE VAGINA HELL SHIT BASTARD VAGINA JACKASS PENIS FUCKFACE NORTH KOREA WIKIPEDIA YUKKY DOODY PISS OFF TITTIES DICKHEAD MOCKIE GYPSY FUCK FUCKING SHITSLINGING FAG SOD SEX BUTTFUCKER FENCE JUMPER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST INBRED SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ORGASM ASSWIPE BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ FUDGEPACKER CUNNILINGUS SCUMBAG HADJI BITCH TRANNY BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN NAZI LIMEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHIT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT BALLS ASS SHIT CHICKEN SHIT SEX MASTURBATION DICKHEAD DOUCHE BUGFUCK EPIDIDYMIS GENITALIA YUKKY DOODY FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA CLUSTER FUCK INJUN BOOBS CLIT MOTHERFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK YOU DOUCHE NAZI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHIT BASTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GIVING HEAD COON BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT INCEST POWERSHIT FUCKING A FUCKTARD ASSHOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST SUCK COCKS IN HELL! I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN IT DUMBASS SHITFUCKER CHOAD FUCKWIT CHRISTHUMPER PUSSYLICKER DICKLICK BASTARD WANK TITWANK ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE NORTH KOREA DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NI GOD DAMN FELLATIO ASS CHOAD DELICIOUS CAKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GO COUNT YOUR DICK PENIS ON A BUN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? EMO CUNTSWILLING ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS POOPY PUNANI NIGGER BUKKAKE FOUR-EYES O CANADA DOG FUCKER WIKIPEDIA WOP CUNT CONAN O'BRIAN ANAL DIABETES CUNT FUCKSTAIN SHITE ORGASM SOD OFF ASSWIPE JOHNNY SHITFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUGFUCK ASSHAT OSTRICH MY ASS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LOGJAMMER ARSE FUCKING A CUM FELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER YOU WANKER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] YOU WANKER FIRECROTCH CLEMEN CHINK ASSHAT FUCK LIMEY ASSWIPE ASS FASCIST MICK WOODPECKERSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TAFFY DICKFACE BOYCOTT VIACOM! AUTOFELLATIO TRANNY SHITBALLS ASSFACE ARSE INBRED HEIL HITLER! FUCKSTAIN BASTARD MARY WHITEHOUSE FEMADOM ASS PISS BEAVER TESTICLE CHOKE INBRED ORGASM WANKSPLAT FUCK CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER ASSCRACK BIGNOSE SEMEN ASSHOLE NEGRO BOOBIES FUCKING JUMP! NIPPLES SAND NIGGER HELL GENITALIA SHIT JACKASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CLUSTER FUCK JENKEM COON DAMN BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHOAD KISSER DEVELOPERS! BENSON SUCKS BALLS BUKKAKE WIENER CUM BUTTFUCKER MALL SANTA FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD HAIL SATAN! NIGGER CLIT SHITTY NIGGER BANGKOK HONKY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICK and with the SHAKOPEE and his FUCK OFF of girraffes in which RANDY TRAVIS while reading about JENKEM!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See DUMBASS also[edit]

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