Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A FLOWERS Polite Note to the Author:[edit]

I am PIXIES 17 years old and have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUNSHINE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it removed or changed as soon as FRIENDS possible.

Let me tell you about POKéMON Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GINGERBREAD Tourettes sufferers swear. You can PIKACHU blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee jerk.
  • Tourettes is no JELLY BEANS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become POKéMON depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no KITTENS cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse DANDELIONS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which caused my entire BASKETBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the RAINBOWS drug.

I am an active BASKETBALL HOOP member of a FLUFFY CLOUD tourette syndrome association and I am making steps towards BASKETBALL eradicating the public FLUFFY CLOUD view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.

I am sorry for "hi-jacking" your entry on I LIKE SCHOOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this that really KITTENS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GINGERBREAD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SMILES editing this JELLY BEANS article. Remember, everything DANDELIONS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is not funny at all.

Thank you SUGAR for your PASTURE time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,


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