Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2

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A **** Polite Note to the **** Author:[edit]

I am ************* 17 years old and ***** have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your **** article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ************* removed or changed as soon as ****** possible.

Let me tell you **** about **** Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of *** Tourettes sufferers ***** **** ***** **** ****** swear. You can ****** blame television for always focusing on the **** bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of ****** Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or *** "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ***** jerk.
  • Tourettes is no **** laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ***** school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become **** depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no *** cure, and the ****** drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ************* side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which *** caused my entire *** body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ****** drug.

I am an active *** member of a ***** tourette syndrome association and *** I am making steps towards **** eradicating the public **** view of Tourettes as a *** *** ***** ************* ****** "swearing" disorder, because it is ***** much much more.

I am sorry **** for "hi-jacking" your entry on ***** uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this **** that really ****** annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all *** tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by **** editing this ***** article. Remember, everything *** here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ***** **** **** ***** **** not funny at all.

Thank you ****** for your ****** time.

Best **** regards,

Phil

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