Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FLYING FUCK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HI, BILLY MAYS HERE neurochemical FUCK disorder BUTTFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTTFUCKER, sudden DOUGHNUT PUNCHER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WALRUS SHIT or SHITE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BLUMPKIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BELLEND include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITTIES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BASTARD pen0r words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BALLS utterFUCKance of socially JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICK IN A BOX television programs to address DIPSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is SHIT not to be BUTTFUCKER confused with POMMIE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POMMIE random ARSE disorientation, culturally-ABO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKSTAIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CRAP ON A STICK language, MACACA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FELCHING PORCH MONKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FLYING RAT'S ASS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK YOU quantities FUCKWIT of ANAL DIABETES STRAWBERRY ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Polite Note to the FUCKWIT Author:[edit]

The FRED PHELPS Tourette's PISS OFF Research Institute was I'LL RAPE YOU founded to SHITE.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITCOCK article GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POLAK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DUNE COON Tourrette's sufferers LET'S SHIT swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JOHN SMILEY FACE TV, for always focusing on the RAPE bad side of a terrible BALLS thing.
  • The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BULLSHIT knee DEMOCRACY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PEARL NECKLACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at REDNECK school for COCKSMOKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK manically depressed and COCKSUCKER commit PRICK suicide.
  • There is no DUNE COON cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLUSTER FUCK tics often have adverse CHICKEN FRIES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BRUSH MA TEETH perodol" which caused my entire PENIS body to go PISS OFF numb and MOLDY TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUTT PIRATE it is without the CROTCH drug.

I am an active member of a JOHN ELWAY tourette syndrome BOON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TITS the YOUR MOM public view of Tourettes as a "COON swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITCUNTING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BRITNEY sorry for CONAN O'BRIAN "hi-jacking" your HITLER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SAMUEL L. JACKSON this that really DAMN IT annoys me. I am working towards a ANUSCAKE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS ARTIST, and having sex wihle making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTTFUCKER time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS FASCIST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply[edit]

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. FROG Regards to Andrew SIGMUND FREUD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply[edit]

The FLYING RAT'S ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can YOU WANKER punch him if you COMMUNIST DILDO want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFUCKER saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my NAZI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PEDOPHILIA to BONG cure GOD DAMN the WHORE Tourette's SHIT LIKE A HORSE Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment INJUN for CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's [expletive deleted] Syndrome SHITHEAD is WANKSPLAT following FLYING FUCK these BOOBS rules IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! in FUCKFACE order:

  • 1: Avoid ARSE immature BULLSHIT little PISS kids,
  • 2: Count to IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD within WIGGER 10 NIGGERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHITTY FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK nor CAMEL JOCKEY talk,
  • 4: Tell NIGNOG yourself you BUTT-FOR-BRAINS don't WIGGER have FUCKING A this UNICORNS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WITH NASTY GIVING HEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GRINGO DAMN SHITFACE DYKE FUCKER ANUSCAKE WANK CHING CHONG CHINK LET'S SHIT PORCH MONKEY[edit]

MACACA YOU WANKER KAFFIR COON HEIL HITLER! INBRED JACKASS SHIT BARBRA STREISAND ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RECTUM RAIDER RAT'S ASS INBRED WIGGER PRICK BIBLE BASHER SCROTUM DOUCHEBAG FELLATIO GENITALIA CHOAD FELCHING SHITSLINGING DYKE BONER TITMOUSE ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE POMMIE RAT'S COCK RAPE FUCKWIT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! KRAUT SCROTUM CUNT I WILL END YOU! TWAT COON BUTTFUCKER KIKE MOLDY TITS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCKSMOKER CRAP ON A STICK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TIMBER NIGGER BUTT-HOLE FUCKTARD BIRD IN THE HOUSE LOLCAT RECTUM RAIDER FUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS COCKSHITTER RANDY TRAVIS TOTAL MONKEY SHIT COCKSHITTER NIGGER TITS WANK CUM PISS OFF CUM FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES SHITE FELCHMONKEY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HELL SHITSKIN BOLLOCKS CHIGGER NORTH KOREA MILF TWAT MASTURBATION KNOBJOCKEY GOD DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK PUNANI POLESMOKER DICKHEAD ASSHOLE SHITFACE TOWELHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH ABO JUNGLE BUNNY REDNECK FUCKSTAIN WANK ANUSCAKE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX CRAPPY POLAK QUEEF TITWANK SHITFACE DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD FELCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LOLCAT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DUMBASS PISSHOLE BONER MONKEY BALLS WIGGER TITTIES POLACK TWAT PAKI CUNT BENCH PRESS FUCKING SHITE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM BIGNOSE FUCKBAG SHITSLINGING INBRED RUSKIE VAGINA BONG JENKEM FUCKTARD O CANADA KIKE DUMBASS PISSHOLE SEX DICK IN A BOX ASSHOLE ASSCRACK STRAWBERRY ASS MASTURBATION BOOBIES GRINGO RAT'S COCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKHEAD JENKEM CONDOMS FUCK A DUCK DUMBASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSHAT BASTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BITCH LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER D'OH EUROIPODS BLISTERING BARNACLES 30 CASES OF PICKLES All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TURD DICK HOMO DICK TITS PIECE OF SHIT GOBSHITE LAKE TITICACA CANNED QUOTE SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUTT PIRATE ARSE MONKEY BALLS SEX TWAT FUCKTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNNILINGUS INBRED FUCK JACKASS SHIT WANKSPLAT SHITE SHITE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CLUSTER FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE DICK IN A BOX HITLER SACRED CRAP ON A STICK FUCK SHITFACE HAIL SATAN! CUNTRAG BENCH PRESS DAMN GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF HITLER HOMO HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALLS DOUCHETITS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN JACKASS FELLATIO CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTTFUCKER HELL FIST FUCK CUNTBUCKET BLUMPKIN CUNTRAG FELLATIO AMERICAN SPELLING RAT'S COCK DOM DeLUISE JENKEM ORGASM GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING REDSKIN NORTH KOREA YOGHURT CANNON BITCH FUCKSTAIN BRUSH MA TEETH BUGGER OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ ABO JERK OFF I WILL KILL YOU! MASTURBATION POLESMOKER BUTT-HEAD HEIL HITLER! DUMBASS TITWANK DOUCHING CROTCH RAT'S COCK DELICIOUS CAKE BULLSHIT CUM PIG TWAT FROG'S FAT ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SPICY CUNT FUCK TITTIES HORSE SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSRAPING HELLFUCKER BALL SACK SUGARTITS DAMMIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DARTH VADER SMEG ASSHOLE TWAT WIKIPEDIA LET'S SHIT FUCKBAG CUNNILINGUS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE AUTOFELLATIO WIKIPEDIA SUGARTITS DONKEY PUNCHER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH QUEEF JENKEM SHITCUNTING CHICKEN SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE I'LL RAPE YOU CAMEL JOCKEY BLOWJOB JACKASS SHIT SHITFUCKER BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SAGGY TITS BENSON SUCKS CHAV FUCKING DAMMIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GOD DAMMIT RAGHEAD CUNT CRAPPER WANK SHITBALLS PENISBIRD NIGGER TITS TIMBER NIGGER BIRD SHIT BOOBS MOZILLA FIREFOX DICK SHAKOPEE NIGGER ASSHAT ASSHOLE HORSE PENIS ASSFACE FLYING FUCK SHITE FUCKING ARSE FROG TWAT WANK SON OF A BITCH WIENER ASSHOLE INBRED WETBACK PORCH MONKEY ASSHAT PISS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN PRICK RAT'S COCK NIGGER SHITCOCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PEARL NECKLACE ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITE TURD JACKASS SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSHAT HITLER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 PISS FUCKER MICK FUCKBAG TOTAL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOB SAGET FLAMING ASS BADGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT EPIDIDYMIS BULLSHIT DAMN FEWMETS SHITE INBRED BOB SAGET SHITSKIN TAMPONS YID WIGGER HELL PISS MARY WHITEHOUSE SOD OFF COON CAPTAIN CRUNCH DAMN TWISTY VAGINA FELLATIO PROTESTS suck my mothers PIKACHU I'LL RAPE YOU DILDO CAMEL JOCKEY PIGFUCKER SAGGY TITS FUCK BULLSHIT INCEST CLIT CUNTBUCKET SOD OFF RECTUM RAIDER GOD DAMMIT GENITALIA LENS CRAFTERS FUCKWIT ASSWIPE WANK SHITCUNTING LAKE TITICACA BONER WOP POWERSHIT WIKIPEDIA FUCK MICK FEMADOM ASSFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL CHOAD CONDOMS JOHN SMILEY FACE BITCH DAMN ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT DUNE COON FROG'S FAT ASS TAMPONS DOUCHE COON NIGGER POMMIE SACRAMENTO JIGGABOO SNUFF PORN FUCKBAG SUCK MY DICK FELLATIO ASS DICKHEAD D'OH DUMBASS BASTARD PIGFUCKER BUTTFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK WHORE SAGGY TITS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RAT'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUDGEPACKER PENIS ASSFACE SHIT FUCKTARD COCK TITTIES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NAZI SHITE NEGRO QUEEF FELCHMONKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHICKEN SHIT RAPE CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKER NIGGER MARCH OF FLAMES ASSRAMMER DILDO YOU WANKER FUCKFACE NIPPLES BASTARD NEGRO JUSTIN BIEBER MONKEY BALLS GOATSE BITCH GREASER ASSHOLE ASSHOLE WANK FAG CHINK INCEST BLUE PENIS! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DOT HEAD SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HORSE SHIT GOOK CHAV ASS LICKER DILDO ARSE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN SEX BIBLE BASHER BITCH FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER SHIT NIGNOG SHITCUNTING WANK POLACK FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS TITS PAKI BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASS FUCKING A JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WOODPECKERSHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASSHAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNTSWILLING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FIST FUCK NECROPHILIA KNOBJOCKEY WOP HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS I WILL KILL YOU! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SPICY CUNT FUCK COCK HELL BATHING SUIT AREA WANK INCEST PENISBIRD JACK OFF BITCH BULLCRAP COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YOU WANKER SEX WANKER FUCKHEAD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DICKLICK ASS DOUCHEBAG JACK ABRAMOFF SHIT DIPSHIT CUNTYMINTS NIGGER PISS DUMBASS SEMEN FEWMETS BUGGER FLYING FUCK BIGNOSE MACACA HOMO TITS TIMBER NIGGER DOUCHING PISS ARTIST ASS SHITHEAD TOTAL KIKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BENCH PRESS TITTIES BIRD SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS ARTIST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING ASSWIPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL REBECCA BLACK JELLY BEANS [Insert silly non-swear here] BOLLOCKS SCROTUM BULLSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WANK GENITALIA PAKI TITMOUSE GREASER DICKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CAMEL FUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON COON TOTAL SOD OFF SHITFACE TOWELHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITE AY-AY-AY CUM PUSSY DICKFACE DIPSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JUSTIN BIEBER FLYING FUCK FRIG FUCKTARD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MILF and with the YID and his FUDGEPACKER of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See DAMN also[edit]

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