Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! neurochemical FUCK disorder PORCH MONKEY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE, sudden NIGGER TITS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BALLS or JAP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly INJUN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUGFUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat [expletive deleted] BALLS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOON utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITFACE television programs to address COCK Tourette's syndrome.

SUCK A BIG DICK Tourette's is DICKFACE not to be BUGGER confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JERRY random TITWANK disorientation, culturally-YOGHURT CANNON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SUCK MY COCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NAZI language, DAMNATION and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN FROG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive ASS quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES BONER garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITE Polite Note to the JACKASS SHIT Author:[edit]

The CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's SON OF A BITCH Research Institute was BLISTERING BARNACLES founded to DAMN.

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I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMMIT article FROG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WEHATEMARIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAGHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BELGIUM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POWERSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASSHOLE Tourrette's sufferers FUCK OFF swear. You can FUCKTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the HELLFUCKER bad side of a terrible VAGINA thing.
  • The main ANUSCAKE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LET'S SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TAMPONS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIPSHIT knee REDSKIN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NIPPLES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TOSSER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WIKIPEDIA school for ASS FASCIST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TURD sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and FLYING RAT'S ASS commit NIGGER suicide.
  • There is no MILF cure, and the CHICKEN FRIES drugs that are available to, "calm" the YOU WANKER tics often have adverse FRIG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WIGGER perodol" which caused my entire MAMA MIA body to go I WILL KILL YOU! numb and TWAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the DUNE COON drug.

I am an active member of a PUNANI tourette syndrome ASSBANDIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK the BULLSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "I'LL RAPE YOU swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is D'OH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! sorry for CLUSTER FUCK "hi-jacking" your TAMPONS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK OFF this that really TACO annoys me. I am working towards a YOU WANKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOOBS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and having sex wihle making fun of a MACACA horrible disorder is (not) KNOBJOCKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NORTH KOREA time.

Best PISS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JACK OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply[edit]

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. BUGGER Regards to Andrew YID Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply[edit]

The DAMMIT bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMN punch him if you SAND NIGGER want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SUITCASE PENIS saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How GOD DAMMIT to FUCK OFF cure TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS the HELL Tourette's SHITE Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment FUCKTARD for HELL Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome DICK CHICKEN is GENITALIA following BASTARD these BALLS rules SHITE in NEGRO order:

  • 1: Avoid SAND NIGGER immature SEMEN little SUCK MY DICK kids,
  • 2: Count to CLIT within BALLS 10 ASSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHITFUCKER KRAUT CAUCASIANS nor FRENCH TICKLER talk,
  • 4: Tell DAMN yourself you FUCKING A don't FUCKHEAD have REDSKIN this SEMEN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ROSIE O'DONNELL WITH NASTY DUMBASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN DIPSHIT WHITE PEOPLE ASS HORSE SHIT TAMPONS FU SPANG LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BASTARD[edit]

CRAPPY PEEPEE FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST CRAP CUNTYMINTS CUNT PISS ARTIST PIG SHIT WIENER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKFUCKFUCK POLACK HELL RAT'S COCK CUNTRAG JAP CONDOMS GO HOME AND DIE SEX GO COUNT YOUR DICK JESSE McCARTNEY QUEEF SHIT DAMN IT VAGINA DAMN RONNIE CORBETT BUKKAKE HELL WIENER PASTURE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SUGARTITS SHITSKIN DOUCHING RAPE ASSHAT CUNT DAMMIT DAMN ASSCRACK BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD GOATSE FROG'S FAT ASS BARBRA STREISAND SOD OFF FUCKING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GYPSY COON JACK OFF I DID IT FOR THE LULZ WHORE NAZI BUGFUCK ASS BITCH BASTARD ROSIE O'DONNELL GOD DAMN TWAT TENTACLE RAPE BUKKAKE CUNT PORCH MONKEY JOHN ELWAY DICKHEAD MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER PUNANI NIPPLES STRAWBERRY ASS INBRED MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG SNUFF PORN HELL SHITE GRINGO FASHION BUG DAMN FUCKING FIRECROTCH CUNTBUCKET DICK COCKSTUFFER DICKWAD FOUR-EYES POLESMOKER SEMEN POMMIE PEDOPHILIA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? I'LL RAPE YOU MOLDY TITS BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKBAG JERRY CC PLZ SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNT WANKSPLAT GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK FUCKING HELL PENIS SHITHEAD COON HENTAI CLEMEN BULLSHIT PIG AOL IPs INCEST EARS OF CHRIST YOUR MOM DOUCHE CUM BALLS GOD DAMN TRANNY FUCK JOHNNY SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE ANUSCAKE JOHNNY AUTOFELLATIO BEAVER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY GOAT DICK FUCK OFF FUCKFACE HOT GRITS DUMBASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SCUMBAG BASTARD BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASS CROTCH NI RECTUM RAIDER I'LL RAPE YOU CHOAD 666 SHITE BOOBIES FUCKER I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE PRICK SHIT NAZI NIGNOG SON OF A BITCH DOUCHEBAG DICK CHICKEN DUMBASS DIPSHIT SHITTY HELL FAG GENITALIA YOU WANKER ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER FRAK FUCKSTAIN SHITE BUKKAKE ALEX TREBEK I WILL END YOU! SHIT ASSHAT ASSCRACK SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK CHINK NIGNOG JOHNNY FIST FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN SHITSLINGING DAMN COCK OH SHI– ASS KAFFIR HELL SMEG ARSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITBALLS CLIT GOOK CUNNILINGUS FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD DICKWAD ALEX TREBEK SEMEN ASS FUCKSTAIN SLOPE SHITCOCK DAMN POOPY WIGGER PUNANI KITTENS CHINK PEDOPHILIA POMMIE BRITNEY BONG WANK ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS ARTIST JERK OFF GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT FUCKFACE CUNT SHIT CLIT ASS DAMN SUCK MY DICK DAMN PISS OFF CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WIENER SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE DAMN BUDDHISM HOMO PIG SIGMUND FREUD BOOBS CHUFF GYPSY ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSWIPE BUGGER OFF PISSHOLE WIGGER TWAT BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN SHIT PORCH MONKEY WANK PEARL NECKLACE BUKKAKE DICKFACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK O CANADA MOLDY TITS TAMPONS KAFFIR FUCKTARD SCUMBAG HELL YOU WANKER INBRED HELLFUCKER SHITSLINGING BUGFUCK JACKASS KAFFIR JACKASS FUCKFACE BIGNOSE NIGGER 666 MICK OSTRICH MY ASS AMERICA ONLINE BUTT PIRATE ASS CHINK TOSSER PUNANI SOD OFF FRIG COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX CHINK SPANK THE MONKEY STEVE BALLMER TITS & DICKS DAMN GENITALIA DICKFACE SHIT CHOAD DUNE COON DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HELL GIVING HEAD ASS BRITNEY ASS CLEMEN RAPE ASS LICKER WANK COCK FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TRANNY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S COCK PEDOPHILIA BUGGER POMMIE [Insert swear here] GOD DAMMIT HELL ASSWIPE O KURWA! TITS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FAG GYPSY FUCKHEAD RECTUM RAIDER CUNT GOAT DICK DAMN 30 CASES OF PICKLES FAG SPUNK FELLATIO CUNT NIGGER CUNTBUCKET DAMN SHITHEAD BASTARD BUTT PIRATE COON FUCKHEAD EDITABLE DYK FLYING FUCK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 JACKASS PISS OFF INCEST TAMPON IN MY ASS SCROTUM DOUCHING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP KIKE SCROTUM CLEVELAND STEAMER BIRD IN THE HOUSE JAP RAPE ANAL DIABETES COON TIMBER NIGGER DYKE BANGKOK ORGASM POLACK BALL SACK SHITFACE CROTCH BITCH NIGGER TITS BOOBIES BRITNEY BUTTFUCKER WALRUS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG FEMADOM PRICK DAMN TITMOUSE SPICY CUNT FUCK CROTCH CHUFF FAGGOT CROTCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COMMUNIST DILDO SEX FELCHMONKEY POLESMOKER MONKEY SHIT SHITSKIN BULLCRAP CLEMEN GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO EPIDIDYMIS NAZI SHITBALLS NAZI BALL SACK CRAPMUNCHER JUSTIN BIEBER ASSBANDIT BASTARD SHITHEAD BIRD SHIT SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLSHIT PIGFUCKER CUNT NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS HOMO JACKASS JIGGABOO NIGGER MILF MOTHERFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DUMBASS SEMEN FUCKTARD GOD DAMN HEIL HITLER! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT HELL JAP CONDOMS DAMN SHIT CRAPMUNCHER BIG FOOT BOOBIES DIPSHIT LET'S SHIT CLIT JACKASS SHIT FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD CHOAD FUCKING I WILL END YOU! FUCKING JAP ORGASM COCKGOBLIN HELL SON OF A BITCH BASTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DONKEY PUNCHER INBRED BOB SAGET DICKWAD DAMN FLYING FUCK GO HOME AND DIE GOOK DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSWIPE PISS OFF SIGMUND FREUD PISSHOLE DUMBASS BOB SAGET HADJI DOUCHING BASTARD DARTH VADER ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK DICK MICK FRAK DAMN CLEMEN DILDO NIPPLES DYKE ASSHOLE NI BALL SACK BONER WIKIPEDIA TAFFY BIRD IN THE HOUSE FLYING FUCK DAMN PICKANINNY LGBT RIGHTS BULLCRAP BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GO COUNT YOUR DICK NAZI JOHNNY TITWANK DARTH VADER ADMINS ARE GAY GANGBANG GOD DAMN YUKKY DOODY FLAMING ASS BADGER TOSSER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHIT COON TITTIES PISSHOLE FUCKING JUMP! PIG RANDY TRAVIS ARSE JERK OFF PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST DICK IN A BOX AMERICA ONLINE FUCKBAG JACKASS WIGGER SOD POOPY NIGGER URINE-GARGLING COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMMIT RECTUM RAIDER TITTIES WIGGER BITCH SHIT REDNECK KRAUT ARSEBADGERS PISS FOUR-EYES SPUNK ASSHOLE DICKFACE BASTARD GOD DAMMIT HORSE PENIS PEEPEE ASSWIPE FLYING RAT'S ASS PICKANINNY DOUCHE WANKSPLAT NAZI MONKEY SHIT MALARKY PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK JAP FUCKING A ASSHOLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SAND NIGGER PUNANI CHING CHONG CHINK SHITBALLS DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS D'OH FUCKING TITS ASS WANK SACRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD ASSFACE RAPE DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] FUCKFACE JERK OFF SUCK MY DICK PENIS ARSE KAFFIR PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK YOU FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE CROTCH ASSFACE FUCKWIT MICK FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIGGER ASSHAT SHIT FLYING FUCK POMMIE SPICY CUNT FUCK MONKEY SHIT CHIGGER TIMBER NIGGER HOMO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING CHRIS CHAN POMMIE POMMIE LIMEY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSHAT and with the FUCKHEAD and his COCKING FUCKBOROUGH of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about I'LL RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See NIGGER also[edit]

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FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)


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