Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without WANK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PISS OFF article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“What the FUCK?! My DICK!!”

~ Tourettes Guy on this article

“Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd twat.”

~ George Carlin on this article

Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurological SHIT or JERRY neurochemical FUCK disorder NAZI characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden FUCKING FUCKFUCKER m-m-m-m-m-movements or BUNG-HOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated BALL SACK way repeatedly. Multiple RAT'S ASS motor and vocal tics may DOUCHING include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MALL SANTA by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT LIKE A HORSE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICKFACE BONG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FENCE JUMPER utterFUCKance of socially SHITHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame Street was one of the first GREASER television programs to address FRIG Tourette's syndrome.

FRENCH TICKLER Tourette's is SEX not to be GOD DAMN confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying FLYING RAT'S ASS chronic condition which involves MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE random YID disorientation, culturally-TIMBER NIGGER-inappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIENER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local WANKER language, DOG SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS COMMUNIST DILDO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky DICK souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of SON OF A BITCH garbage.

[edit] A HORSE SHIT Polite Note to the ASSCRACK Author:

The NAZI Tourette's GRAPE PENIS Research Institute was WHORE founded to NECROPHILIA.

I am- I am-am- ARSE I am 17 JESSE McCARTNEY years old and have GOD DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES article FAG funny or amusing in any way, and FLYING FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITWANK changed as soon as I'LL RAPE YOU possible.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKWIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK NUGGET Tourrette's sufferers BUGFUCK swear. You can CUM blame television, blame ASSWIPE TV, for always focusing on the TITWANK bad side of a terrible BATHING SUIT AREA thing.
• The main ASSRAPING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RAGHEAD involuntary muscle spasms, or CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BASTARD knee ASSWIPE jerk.
• Tourettes is DICKHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes BALL SACK children to be bullied at ASSHOLE school for 30 CASES OF PICKLES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POTTYMOUTH sufferers to become TRANNY manically depressed and TAMPONS commit JIZZ suicide.
• There is no BUTTFUCKER cure, and the FUCKFACE drugs that are available to "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse RUSKIE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES perodol" which caused my entire HELL body to go BIRD SHIT numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH it is without the CHOAD drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING ROUGE THE BAT eradicating OSTRICH MY ASS the PUSSY public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK NUGGET swearing" disorder, because it is ASS LICKER much much (hand spasms) more.

I am BUTTFUCKER sorry for ASSHOLE "hi-jacking" your ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WARNER MUSIC GROUP this that really KNOBJOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this BUTTFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a FASHION BUG horrible disorder is (not) PISSHOLE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your GREASER time.

Best DICKHEAD regards,

Phillip “FRITZ” Baker

[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. NIGGER Regards to Andrew SNUFF PORN Shi. You cunt.

[edit] A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The CRAP ON A STICK bastard who wrote this article. You can SUCK MY DICK punch him if you BALLS want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

[edit] Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMMIT saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

The first effects of Tourette's Syndrome.

[edit] How to CRAP ON A STICK cure the JACKASS Tourette's Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment for CUNT Tourette's Syndrome is PISS ARTIST following these DICK rules in MOTHERFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid QUEEF immature little kids,
• 2: Count to DOODIE HEAD within DOUCHEBAG 10 seconds,
• 3: Do not open your BITCH mouth nor CLEVELAND STEAMER talk,
• 4: Tell FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD yourself you WOP don't CRAP ON A STICK have this ASSWIPE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is PISSHOLE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its NAZI subject. If you do not find it funny AUTOFELLATIO, it is probably because you are an INBRED MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CRAPPY If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE joke loses its humour CLUSTER FUCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WIENER ignorant, then you wouldn't have FLYING RAT'S ASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BUNG-HOLE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SPUNK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WANK!!!!!