Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SUCK A BIG DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder GYPSY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTTFUCKER, sudden CHICKEN FRIES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or BUTT PIRATE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACKASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FELCHMONKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KAFFIR include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POMMIE ASSHOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! utterFUCKance of socially COON objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BIGNOSE television programs to address POOPY Tourette's syndrome.

COCKGOBLIN Tourette's is ASSRAPING not to be ORGASM confused with FRAK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PENIS random WIGGER disorientation, culturally-FUCK YOU-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POMMIE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIENER language, OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CLEMEN POLESMOKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOTHERFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive ASSHAT quantities LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS of ANAL DIABETES MOLDY TITS garbage.

Darnit.

A SEX Polite Note to the FLYING FUCK Author:[edit]

The BUTTFUCKER Tourette's NICARAGUA Research Institute was MONKEY SHIT founded to HELL.

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I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CRAP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GRINGO article LIKE FATHER LIKE SON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GIVING HEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POMMIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers GIVING HEAD swear. You can VAGINA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENIS TV, for always focusing on the ASSRAPING bad side of a terrible DOG SHIT thing.
  • The main SEX symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I WILL END YOU!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YOU WANKER knee SPUNK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS school for SHITBALLS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKHEAD sufferers to become CUNTING ASSCRACK manically depressed and GOBSHITE commit FENCE JUMPER suicide.
  • There is no CRAPMUNCHER cure, and the JOHN ELWAY drugs that are available to, "calm" the IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK tics often have adverse TWISTY VAGINA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JUNGLE BUNNY perodol" which caused my entire BEANER body to go QUEEF numb and INJUN basically made it NIGGA! worse than COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT it is without the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a SHITFUCKER tourette syndrome FELLATIO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MONKEY SHIT the DOUCHING public view of Tourettes as a "DICKLICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ANAL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOLDY TITS sorry for FUCKHEAD "hi-jacking" your SHITHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really HELL annoys me. I am working towards a CUNNILINGUS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITTYWANK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLYING RAT'S ASS, and having sex wihle making fun of a HOT GRITS horrible disorder is (not) TOTAL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS time.

Best COCKSUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BORDER HOPPER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply[edit]

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. FUCKER Regards to Andrew DICK CHICKEN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply[edit]

The FUCKING bastard who wrote this article. You can KRAUT punch him if you FAGGOT want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my PORCUPINE'S BALLS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCKFACE to ASS cure TURD the FUCKHEAD Tourette's JAP Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment BLISTERING BARNACLES for PEDOPHILIA Tourette's ASSBANDIT Syndrome ABO is SHITSKIN following DOUCHING these DOUCHE NAZI rules NI in FUCKHEAD order:

  • 1: Avoid PUSSY immature PEDOPHILIA little POMMIE kids,
  • 2: Count to TIMBER NIGGER within MILF 10 FLYING FUCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT TWISTY VAGINA nor JACKASS talk,
  • 4: Tell DICK yourself you CRAPMUNCHER don't FASHION BUG have NIGNOG this TAMPON IN MY ASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BULLCRAP WITH NASTY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MILF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PIG MAMA MIA MAMA MIA ASSHOLE POLESMOKER suck my mothers DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT SHITFACE[edit]

ASSCRACK FUCKBAG SHITE SHITTY JIZZ SEX BIGNOSE EPIDIDYMIS TWO-INCH PENIS LET'S SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL OH SHI– ASSFACE LIMEY BALL SACK FUCKING SHITE ANUSCAKE DAMNATION DICKFACE MARY WHITEHOUSE DOUCHE NAZI ASSHAT BRUSH MA TEETH WANK SPIC CLEVELAND STEAMER YOGHURT CANNON FROG MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT PORCH MONKEY TITS & DICKS WOP ANAL DIABETES IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKHEAD FUCK YOU P'KANG WANK FAG RAPE BATHING SUIT AREA LOLCAT SHITFACE EPIDIDYMIS PISS ARTIST BEANER GYPSY MILF CUNT SEX ASSFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE D'OH HEIL HITLER! I WILL KILL YOU! ABO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BEAVER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SPIC POMMIE SHITSLINGING ASS FASHION BUG RAPE FUCKFACE TAIWAN SNUFF PORN POLAK DUMBASS PISS ARTIST BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITHEAD FUCKTARD CRAPPY DICK BITCH TURD VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER RAGHEAD CUNT BELLEND SHITCOCK DAMN LIMEY BALL SACK PISSHOLE DICKFACE D'OH SHITFACE DILDO CUNT SHITFACE FUDGEPACKER COON SHITFACE WANKSPLAT BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FELCHING FROG'S FAT ASS suck my mothers JIZZ SCROTUM SOD FUCKSTAIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CLEMEN BASTARD TITTIES JERRY ASSHAT FAGGOT DELICIOUS CAKE EARS OF CHRIST SUCK MY COCK SHITPISSER TITTIES PISSHOLE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JACKASS SHIT FUCKING DAMN DYKE O KURWA! CHIGGER FELCHMONKEY MARGARET THATCHER EPIDIDYMIS PIECE OF SHIT CHOAD KISSER KRAUT SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE D'OH TURD DOUCHE NAZI FOUR-EYES POLACK VENEREAL DISEASE HELL WANK SHITTY SMEG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JACKASS DICKHEAD BUGGER BULLSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOTHERFUCKER COLGATE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK FUCKING FUDGEPACKER CHING CHONG CHINK DOG FUCKER COCKSUCKER SHITFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MAMA MIA CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT NIGGER LET'S SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK HORSE SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NAZI MAMA MIA SCROTUM BUGGER INCEST PISS ARTIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOB SAGET VAGINA D'OH SCUMBUCKET FAGGOT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS REDSKIN CC PLZ DAMN COCKSTUFFER BORDER HOPPER DICKLICK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT FAG COON ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS DAMN FELLATIO EPIDIDYMIS CHICKEN SHIT SPIC FUCK CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNTRAG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOON TUBA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNT BEAVER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FEWMETS JACK OFF FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF CLEMEN WHORE PISS ANAL DIABETES SUCK A BIG DICK SOD BULLSHIT NEGRO INBRED DOG SHIT ASS CHINK FELCHING CRAPPY TITS & DICKS [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] SHITSLINGING CHING CHONG CHINK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SLOPE [Insert swear here] RICK MORANIS CARPET MUNCHER DILDO TITMOUSE TITS & DICKS BATHING SUIT AREA MALARKY THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS INBRED SOD OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHIGGER WIKIPEDIA ASS SUGARTITS FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER FUCK NUGGET JOHN SMILEY FACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I WILL END YOU! DICKWAD CHIGGER BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT JACK OFF TESTICLE CHOKE ASSRAMMER PRICK DAMN IT TITS & DICKS RICK MORANIS MOZILLA FIREFOX KAFFIR GOOK COON JIZZ WANK JENKEM HO WALRUS SHIT RIGHTS JACKASS ASSFACE ASSRAPING CROTCH TWAT DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE FUCKING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? THONG TASTER BENSON SUCKS FLYING FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING A JACK OFF REDNECK ALF FUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CAMEL JOCKEY JUNGLE BUNNY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITHEAD CLIT FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT CRAPPY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH JIGGABOO JERK OFF BUKKAKE O CANADA REBECCA BLACK PENISBIRD BITCH TWO-INCH PENIS SEX ARSE I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE I WILL KILL YOU! JENKEM WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE CRAPPY DICKWAD DICK IN A BOX DAMN ARSE DAMN IT MASTURBATION GOD DAMN P'KANG ASSHAT ASSHAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ARSEBADGERS BITCH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHOAD VENEREAL DISEASE CONDOMS POLACK TOWELHEAD FUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS SPIC FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SCUMBAG ASS COCK INCEST LIMEY ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JERK OFF TRANNY ASSFACE YID BASTARD INBRED SHIT TOWELHEAD BUNG-HOLE FUCKFACE FOUR-EYES BUTT-HOLE DOUCHE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BASTARD ASS CLEMEN SHITFACE TITTIES PEDOPHILIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANKER WANKER FELLATIO FAGGOT BOOBS GREASER PECKERHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUTTFUCKER WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER FRIG CHOAD ASSFACE PISS OFF FUCK BEAVER WANK DUNE COON CUM SHITBALLS FROG RUSTY TROMBONE CLUSTER FUCK FUCKTARD JOHN ELWAY COON GOD DAMMIT NORTH KOREA ASSWIPE FUCKING DUMBASS SHITSKIN BOLLOCKS ORGASM BUGGER SHITE BULLSHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSCRACK PEARL NECKLACE FUCK CHUFF ANAL DIABETES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL [EXPLETIVE] JIZZ CUNT HO FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN ASSBANDIT JAP DIPSHIT ANUSCAKE SHITSLINGING BONER MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNTBUCKET NAZI DAMN ARSEBADGERS JAP TOSSER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TENTACLE RAPE ASS SUCK A BIG DICK WIENER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WANK DUMBASS CLIT BEAVER FENCE JUMPER FUCKING ASS TACO CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TRANNY PISS ALF JACKASS SHIT SHIT DOUCHEBAG SHITHEAD CROTCH FUCK INCEST ASSCRACK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ORGASM NECROPHILIA TWISTY VAGINA JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING DYKE INBRED WANKSPLAT FELLATIO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SAND NIGGER ASS ASSHAT CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT O CANADA CROTCH NEOPETS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITCOCK TWO-INCH PENIS PISS OFF LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CARPET MUNCHER SCUMBAG CC PLZ FUCK WIGGER FUCKING HELL SPIC JACKASS SHIT DAMN COCKGOBLIN JERK OFF KIKE ARSE FUCK KAFFIR COMMUNION WAFER CRAPFUCKER SHIT WINDOWS VISTA ARSE MACACA SHITFACE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKSTAIN DILDO FUCKSTAIN [expletive deleted] FELCHING FELCHING BIGNOSE ASSWIPE CONDOMS SPANK THE MONKEY ALEX TREBEK INBRED ASSFACE SHIT TURD SEX MOTHERFUCKER TONY LA RUSSA BULLSHIT NIPPLES BELLEND SHITTY COCK CHINK SNUFF PORN TIT SPRINKLES SCUMBUCKET SHITHEAD CRAPMUNCHER BIRD SHIT FUCKTARD PEARL NECKLACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING [expletive deleted] NIGGER BITCH WANK SPANK THE MONKEY CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DOG FUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHIGGER ASS PECKERHEAD FRAK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS DICKWAD COLGATE SCROTUM YOU WANKER MASTURBATION TWISTY VAGINA INJUN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ABO SHITFACE DAMN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GOD DAMMIT PUNANI COON WANK FU SPANG NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! SHITSLINGING TACO ASSRAMMER DICKHEAD HORSE PENIS MOSES JESSE McCARTNEY PENIS ON A BUN BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! PRICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE MARGARET THATCHER BULLSHIT SCROTUM FUCK OFF HEIL HITLER! Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS and with the FUCKSTAIN and his SCROTUM of girraffes in which ASSHAT while reading about FLYING FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See CHUCK NORRIS also[edit]

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FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)


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