Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BULLSHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHUT UP, MEG! neurochemical FUCK disorder DOUCHE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid THONG TASTER, sudden SHITE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TWAT or SHITTY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly KRAUT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHINK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHINK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK utterFUCKance of socially SUCK A BIG DICK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKFACE television programs to address FUCKTARD Tourette's syndrome.

BALLS Tourette's is BASTARD not to be JESSE McCARTNEY confused with MOTHERFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HELL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MOTHERFUCKER random HENTAI disorientation, culturally-FUCKWIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PASTURE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local REDNECK language, FUCKING A and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FEWMETS VAGINA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive JAP quantities NIGGER of ANAL DIABETES DONKEY PUNCHER garbage.

Darnit.

A AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Polite Note to the EPIDIDYMIS Author:[edit]

The FUCKSTAIN Tourette's TAFFY Research Institute was DICKHEAD founded to TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE article BIRD SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and YOUR MOM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WANKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NECROPHILIA Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WANKER Tourrette's sufferers PISS ARTIST swear. You can ANUSCAKE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the URINE-GARGLING bad side of a terrible POOPY thing.
  • The main BUGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! knee CUNNILINGUS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOSES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PEDOPHILIA school for TOSSER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GIVING HEAD sufferers to become NICARAGUA manically depressed and LAKE TITICACA commit HENTAI suicide.
  • There is no SHITFACE cure, and the DIRTY SANCHEZ drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKFACE tics often have adverse PRICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BALLS perodol" which caused my entire PISS OFF body to go SHIT numb and CLUSTER FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the PIGFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKER tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BOOBS the STUDENT RIOTS public view of Tourettes as a "DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FENCE JUMPER sorry for FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA "hi-jacking" your PEARL NECKLACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a NIPPLES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BIRD SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MAMA MIA, and having sex wihle making fun of a EAT MY SHIT! horrible disorder is (not) FUCKHEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best SOD OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YOU WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply[edit]

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. GOD BLESS AMERICA Regards to Andrew FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply[edit]

The GIVING HEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can TAMPON IN MY ASS punch him if you INJUN want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FRENCH TICKLER saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my PISS OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How STUDENT RIOTS to FLYING RAT'S ASS cure BULLSHIT the P'KANG Tourette's SHIT Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment ASSRAPING for NAZI Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome PIG is CONAN O'BRIAN following SHAKOPEE these CUM rules TITWANK in POMMIE order:

  • 1: Avoid DARTH VADER immature SHITFACE little BASTARD kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKING within GOD DAMN 10 ASS FASCISTseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK OFF FELCHMONKEY HOMO nor BULLSHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITE yourself you WANK don't EPIDIDYMIS have BOOBIES this RAT'S COCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

WANK DAMN FUCK HITLER GOD DAMMIT LET'S SHIT SHIT TUBA GENITALIA WANK[edit]

JAP GENITALIA FUCKTARD DEVELOPERS! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE MACACA MOZILLA FIREFOX MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NIGNOG INBRED D'OH FUCKHEAD BELGIUM CRAPMUNCHER WANK YID JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT CHUFF DOUCHEBAG MONKEY SHIT AMERICA ONLINE CUNTING ASSCRACK DICK TITS BEAVER DOUCHEBAG WANK BALL SACK TWAT PAKI SHITCUNTING CLUSTER FUCK FUCK SCUMBAG BENCH PRESS MONKEY'S UNCLE DUNE COON 30 CASES OF PICKLES SON OF A BITCH LOLCAT 666 ASS CHUFF DOODIE HEAD BUTT-HOLE DIPSHIT BULLCRAP JACKASS JACKASS SHIT CRAP ON A STICK GENITALIA VENEREAL DISEASE BELGIUM JIGGABOO FLYING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER FASHION BUG FUCKING JUMP! JACKASS MARCH OF FLAMES NAZI FUCKING JENKEM FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE POTTYMOUTH BITCH ASS RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT JACKASS FLYING FUCK SHIT COLGATE SHITSLINGING SHITBALLS PUSSYLICKER SCUMBUCKET POMMIE DAMN DAMMIT INBRED CROTCH ANAL FUCKING A DICK IN A BOX WANK RAT'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HORSE SHIT ASS BIGNOSE TOWELHEAD INCEST PENISBIRD POLESMOKER JACKASS SHIT CLIT NIPPLES POMMIE DOM DeLUISE FUCKING JACKASS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER DUNE COON BIBLE BASHER ASSHAT ANAL LIMEY BITCH NAZI FUCK OFF ASSHOLE ASSRAPING RIVER CRABS SUCK CUM ARSE SHITTY 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COCKSUCKER PEEPEE FENCE JUMPER CRAPFUCKER CRAP DAMN INBRED FUCK NUGGET FUCKSTAIN ASSRAPING MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER COCKSHITTER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CLEVELAND STEAMER COCK SCUMBAG FELCHING CUNNILINGUS BOOBS ASS RUSKIE ASSWIPE [EXPLETIVE] PISS OFF PORCH MONKEY FUCKFACE POWERSHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FEWMETS DOUCHEBAG BOLLOCKS BIRD SHIT MASTURBATION ASSFACE DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS SHITCOCK FEWMETS FRIG BULLSHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FELCHING NIPPLES BUGGER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS OSCAR WILDE IS GAY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WOP Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! INBRED DICKLICK CAMEL JOCKEY SHITBALLS TURD CHOAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHICKEN FRIES HOT GRITS BITCH FAGGOT JAP PRICK DICKHEAD TWAT ANUSCAKE O KURWA! WANK DICKHEAD PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! MAMA MIA SHITE JACKASS BULLCRAP IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHICKEN SHIT SPIC MARCH OF FLAMES WIGGER ASSHAT DUNE COON DOG SHIT DUMBASS PENIS FAG FLYING FUCK TIT DIRT FAG YOU WANKER DICKWAD POTTYMOUTH FUCK PRICK COCKSUCKER JAP BELLEND DICKFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT TWAT INBRED SHITCOCK FUCKSTAIN FRITZ CRAPPY ASSFACE HORSE PENIS PEARL NECKLACE FROG PUNANI PUSSYLICKER BASTARD HEIL HITLER! BUTTFUCKER FIST FUCK HELL ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSCRACK CHICKEN SHIT CRAPMUNCHER PAKI INCEST GENITALIA WANK PENIS FELLATIO FUCKING JERRY HELL ASSCRACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ABO NIPPLES FUCK 4CHAN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU SUCK BALLS FUCK FRENCH TICKLER ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY FU SPANG CLUSTER FUCK GO HOME AND DIE PISS ARTIST GOATSE FUCK WIENER CARPET MUNCHER BULLSHIT DILDO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS LET'S SHIT FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS BELLEND HAIL SATAN! LIMEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BLOWJOB JAP DIPSHIT ASSHAT DIPSHIT FRIG GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BELGIUM BITCH GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING SPIC PENISPENISPENIS!!! CONAN O'BRIAN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK OFF SUCK MY COCK COCKSMOKER FUCKER WIGGER MACACA FUCKFACE COLGATE MOTHERFUCKER WANKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSWIPE SHITSKIN JUSTIN BIEBER FRITZ AMERICA ONLINE ASS LICKER VAGINA PORCH MONKEY MOCKIE HUMAN RIGHTS ASSWIPE BASTARD CUNTBUCKET ASSWIPE SLOPE BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER HOMO KAFFIR FUCK OFF ASS LICKER WANK SUCK MY COCK BOON YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD PORCH MONKEY JACK OFF MONKEY SHIT DICK ARSE BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CHUFF FUCKTARD WIGGER SHITSLINGING DAMN TITS TITWANK TWAT CUNT TITWANK FALSE BENSON RAT'S ASS POLACK FUCKER FELLATIO FUCK OFF MICK BIG FOOT SPIC MILF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WHORE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELL CC PLZ COCKSUCKER SHITFACE WIENER FUCKER SHITE ASSHOLE FUCKER TAFFY TWO-INCH PENIS CRACKER DAMN IT PAKI HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HORSE SHIT MONKEY BALLS LIMEY MICK DICKHEAD CLEMEN CUNNILINGUS SOD SEX FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH CRAPFUCKER FUCKFACE SHIT KIKE BITCH FELLATIO NECROPHILIA SHITCUNTING FUCKWIT GO HOME AND DIE BULLSHIT JACK OFF CHRISTHUMPER BONER HELL ASS DONKEY DICK CUNT FUCK A DUCK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SPIC TWAT SHITE CHIGGER FUCKING GANGBANG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MARGARET THATCHER DICKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITFUCKER TRANNY TWAT DELICIOUS CAKE SHITSKIN ANAL DIABETES DICKLICK ALEX TREBEK DUMBASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKFACE CUNT JOHN ELWAY FLYING RAT'S ASS GYPSY GOD DAMN FRITZ SHITTY NIGGER TITS BASTARD DICKFACE PISS ARTIST CAMEL JOCKEY HORSE PENIS PRICK COCKSHITTER DILDO suck my mothers HORSE SHIT SPRINKLES GOD DAMN GRINGO FUCKFACE FUCK OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS ASSHOLE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SPIC PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY CLIT PRICK NI DUMBASS PORCH MONKEY INBRED GOBSHITE JACK OFF SHITFACE DAMN SHITBALLS FUCKFACE FUCKER TAMPONS LET'S SHIT PISS OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! [expletive deleted] FRITZ SHITTY PENISBIRD GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD SPANK THE MONKEY SCUMBUCKET GOD DAMMIT COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN BALLS FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS DEVELOPERS! KAFFIR WIENER SPUNK FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT BUGFUCK DIPSHIT BEAVER JAP BELLEND All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NIGGER TITS FUCKHEAD INCEST BUGGER OFF REDNECK BONER FLYING FUCK NI DICKLICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMMIT DAMN RONNIE CORBETT ARSEBADGERS GENITALIA CC PLZ GOD DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BATMAN & ROBIN TURD HELLFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSCRACK BONER CUNTBUCKET SON OF A BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS PISS SHITTY FUCK BIGNOSE CHIGGER DOUCHEBAG FRIG SEX FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF DOG FUCKER SHITFACE DAMN TAFFY SON OF A BITCH NECROPHILIA FIST FUCK CRACKER CUNT PIG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FIRECROTCH ASSHAT MASTURBATION FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH NIGGER TITS MOTHERFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE CLIT FUCKHEAD NAZI BALLS FUCK BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ TURD SHITE NIPPLES PRICK ASS CUNT CRAPPER MONKEY SHIT BUTTFUCKER PRICK FLYING FUCK HELL FASHION BUG SHITSLIDE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HORSE PENIS DICK TITS POLAK PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER TIT SPRINKLES CUNT POOPY HENTAI BUTT PIRATE TAFFY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PRICK FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST CHIGGER HAIL SATAN! SEMEN ANAL DIABETES Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the CLEMEN and his SON OF A BITCH of girraffes in which EAT MY SHIT! while reading about [Insert swear here]!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See PRICK also[edit]

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FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)


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