Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COCKSHITTER neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITCOCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WILLY WONKA, sudden HAIL SATAN! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHAT or FUCKING A vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMMIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSWIPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSCRACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BASTARD SHITCOCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SCUMBAG utterFUCKance of socially KIDDY FIDDLER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BIGNOSE television programs to address BELGIUM Tourette's syndrome.

BRUSH MA TEETH Tourette's is YOU WANKER not to be GYPSY confused with ASSWANKING FAILURE! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves KIKE random SHITFACE disorientation, culturally-GOD DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRAP ON A STICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKSTAIN language, DIPSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS UP MY ARSE ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FROG souvenir shoppes and massive SHITFUCKER quantities AUTOFELLATIO of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A LIMEY Polite Note to the MASTURBATION Author:[edit]

The GOAT DICK Tourette's ASS FASCIST Research Institute was BITCH founded to AUTOFELLATIO.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DYKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CRAPFUCKER article PENIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DRAMA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ABO Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITE Tourrette's sufferers COCKGOBLIN swear. You can FIRECROTCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INBRED TV, for always focusing on the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI bad side of a terrible ASSCRACK thing.
  • The main FLYING FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TAMPON IN MY ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSCRACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JESUS FUCKING CHRIST knee 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHITPISSER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BALLS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! school for ANAL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIGGER sufferers to become BALL SACK manically depressed and FUCK YOU commit DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suicide.
  • There is no GOATSE cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUM tics often have adverse TITS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOLLOCKS perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go BASTARD numb and PUSSY basically made it NIGGA! worse than OSTRICH MY ASS it is without the MALARKY drug.

I am an active member of a CHINK tourette syndrome GO COUNT YOUR DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SCUMBAG the PENIS public view of Tourettes as a "COCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCKSTUFFER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS OFF sorry for MOTHERFUCKER "hi-jacking" your CAMEL FUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF this that really ASSCRACK annoys me. I am working towards a GOAT DICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and having sex wihle making fun of a CHOAD horrible disorder is (not) TWISTY VAGINA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WOP time.

Best DOODIE HEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FEMADOM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply[edit]

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an WIKIPEDIA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. COCK Regards to Andrew WOP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply[edit]

The JACK ABRAMOFF bastard who wrote this article. You can pen0r punch him if you WIENER want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my PAKI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How POWERSHIT to DUMBASS cure CROTCH the AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment DUNE COON for BUGFUCK Tourette's SOD Syndrome GOD DAMN is GOD DAMMIT following SUCK MY DICK these PISSHOLE rules YOU WANKER in SHITCUNTING order:

  • 1: Avoid REDSKIN immature BUTTFUCKER little ASSFACE kids,
  • 2: Count to JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST within GOD DAMMIT 10 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boyseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FROG'S FAT ASS BUGGER GANGBANG nor JUSTIN BIEBER talk,
  • 4: Tell PISS UP MY ARSE yourself you FAG don't HELL have ASSHOLE this FU SPANG disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SLOPE WITH NASTY ABO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHICKEN FRIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHITFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK JAP TITS SEX FUCKTARD ABO BUGGER[edit]

BOOBS ASSWIPE BOB SAGET FUCK OFF DILDO EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITHEAD DAMN BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE BIGNOSE FUCK ASSFACE GENITALIA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CRAPMUNCHER COCKSUCKER PUSSY BULLSHIT TIMBER NIGGER DICKFACE PISS I'LL RAPE YOU POMMIE BLISTERING BARNACLES CHOAD D'OH KAFFIR TENTACLE RAPE TWAT NEGRO SON OF A BITCH [expletive deleted] FLYING FUCK TOSSER BOLLOCKS BITCH JOHNNY ASS FUCKHEAD FUCK NUGGET SHITFACE COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK FUCKWIT WIENER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACKASS SHIT PUSSY ANAL MOCKIE FENCE JUMPER WOODPECKERSHIT JUMPING JESUS!!! DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS WHORE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BONER JACKASS SAND NIGGER QUEEF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLAMING ASS BADGER SCROTUM ASSWIPE WETBACK FRIG FUCKING JUMP! POMMIE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PRICK SHITE PENIS ASSHOLE EMO CLIT COCK SWIMMING POOL FUCKBAG HELL FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT BIG FOOT WIKIPEDIA ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSHAT FUCKWIT MOLDY TITS pen0r WIENER BEANER ASSHAT GENITALIA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK OFF HELL CUNT CRAPPER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WANK BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT LAPPER SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNT LAPPER CRAPPY BUKKAKE CUNTRAG ASS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER BITCH RONNIE CORBETT SCROTUM ASS GRAPE PENIS DAMMIT SHITCOCK INBRED SAND NIGGER ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH TWAT BOOBIES FUCK OFF BANGKOK FRED PHELPS FUCK JAP POMMIE COCKGOBLIN FELLATIO OSTRICH MY ASS ASS FASCIST COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT INCEST ABO FUCKHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSHAT FRIG KRAUT I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITHEAD LIMEY FUCKER SCUMBAG BALLS SCUMBUCKET PICKANINNY JOHN ELWAY EPIDIDYMIS HELLFIRE SHITTY TITS & DICKS TENTACLE RAPE KIKE DOUCHEBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ FRIG FUCK OFF KRAUT FUCK HOSER GENITALIA WETBACK PISS ARTIST BITCH SON OF A BITCH SAND NIGGER DAMN FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER STEVE BALLMER FUCKSTAIN CLIT BEAVER HONKY HELL SUGARTITS RAPE ASSRAMMER ASS AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! BITCH ARSEBADGERS CUNT KIDDY FIDDLER MALL SANTA FRED PHELPS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSWIPE JERK OFF TITS & DICKS CAMEL FUCKER GO HOME AND DIE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFACE SHITCOCK SEX BITCH BUTTFUCKER SEX CUNTYMINTS MASTURBATION FELCHING ASS GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER CHRISTIANITY GYPSY RAPE PORCH MONKEY MINORITIES ASSFACE CUNT FUCKTARD BITCH FUCK FUCKTARD CUM ASSHOLE KITTENS AUTOFELLATIO PRICK CUM CTHULHU FHTAGN TESTICLE CHOKE ASS PUNANI ASS DOT HEAD HELL CHRISTHUMPER RAGHEAD HONKY DILDO DICKFACE INBRED BOOBS SOD CLUSTER FUCK CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE POOPY BALL SACK AUTOFELLATIO ROSIE O'DONNELL BASTARD BENCH PRESS CHUFF TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKHEAD RECTUM RAIDER WEHATEMARIO EMO DAMN SHITE SAGGY TITS CHOAD COCK DICKFACE SHITE BULLSHIT DOT HEAD ARSE HELL SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING POLESMOKER CHOLERA IS FUN! JESSE McCARTNEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT HAIL SATAN! DARTH VADER I'LL RAPE YOU SAND NIGGER BLUE PENIS! HELL BUGGER DOG FUCKER HONKY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKFACE SCUMBUCKET PISS OFF FUCKWIT 666 FLYING RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD DICK CHICKEN ALF POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY TOSSER GIVING HEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAPFUCKER SEX DOG FUCKER ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS CRAP VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER TITS PISS PEDOPHILIA BELLEND CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK MOSES JACKASS SHIT CUNT CRAP ON A STICK NIGGER BUTT-HOLE CONDOMS WANK PISSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT INCEST PAKI MOTHERFUCKER DAGO JESSE McCARTNEY CHUCK NORRIS FUCKBAG ARSEBADGERS COCK COCKSTUFFER BOOBIES PIGFUCKER BONER FASHION BUG SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BRITNEY REBECCA BLACK CUNT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKFACE TITS SHITCOCK BELGIUM PISS OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS BIGNOSE 666 DICK BUGFUCK POMMIE FUCKFACE CRACKER JACKASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DONKEY DICK COCK FUCKSTAIN BOOBS SHITTY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FEMADOM CLUSTER FUCK MOSES PISS FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER ASS LICKER KIKE FUCK MICK TWISTY VAGINA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF I WILL END YOU! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK ASSCRACK BORDER HOPPER DOUCHEBAG AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING JUMP! YID SCROTUM ASSCRACK SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGGER PEEPEE ASSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE PISS OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT AUTOFELLATIO WIGGER SHIT HORSE PENIS FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SON OF A BITCH JACKASS SHIT PORCH MONKEY NIGGER PENISBIRD SEX FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK SHITE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITCOCK SHITTY EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG WANK RAGHEAD FUCKBAG CRAP ON A STICK WANK SIGMUND FREUD POLACK INBRED ASS LICKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BENSON SUCKS DOT HEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELL DIPSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSWIPE FRIG SEX DONKEY DICK [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] BUDDHIST MONK QUEEF LOLLIPOPS CLIT CHICKEN FRIES FUCKTARD SHITFACE HOMO FAG DIPSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GO HOME AND DIE SHITBALLS TITS SHITE FUCKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING TURD JOHN SMILEY FACE BLOWJOB FOUR-EYES [EXPLETIVE] ASSWIPE ASSHAT PORCH MONKEY DICKHEAD BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUDGEPACKER FUCKWIT BOOBIES HAIL SATAN! FELCHING SCROTUM FUCKTARD RUSKIE LAKE TITICACA JIGGABOO SCROTUM CLUSTER FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JENKEM WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSHAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S ASS DAMNATION TOWELHEAD TITTIES DAMN CHRISTIANITY HENTAI SLOPE FUCKING A SPANK THE MONKEY BOOBS DICKHEAD ASSHAT WIENER DICK IN A BOX WILLY WONKA DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! YOU WANKER COON CARPET MUNCHER FRAK CAMEL FUCKER MALARKY FUCKING A BITCH JERRY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NIGGER FUDGEPACKER WANK CLIT SON OF A BITCH TWAT DICK PISS OFF MY ASS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GIVING HEAD lowercase SEX FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HO ASSHAT RAT'S ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! HAIL SATAN! POO POO BLOWJOB DOUCHEBAG GENITALIA BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS OFF SHITFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MONASTERIES FUCK SHITSLINGING CRAPMUNCHER TAMPONS ASSCRACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMMIT HELL FUCK YOU SEMEN THONG TASTER CHRISTHUMPER HELLFUCKER FUCKER SCROTUM ASSHAT FUCKFACE YOGHURT CANNON FASHION BUG PENISFUCK CHIGGER TITS BUTTFUCKER LAKE TITICACA JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKBAG BASTARD BITCH MOLDY TITS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PISS NAZI SON OF A BITCH JACKASS ARSE LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE CHAV HYPERINFLATION LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD DAMN ASS BRUSH MA TEETH BITCH GRINGO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE HORSE SHIT SHITTY FUCK ORGASM CHOAD FUCKER FRENCH TICKLER RUSTY TROMBONE PRICK FUCKWIT CHOAD PISS OFF O CANADA MORGAN TSVANGIRAI BUTT PIRATE WOODPECKERSHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUTT PIRATE and with the ASS and his SUCK MY DICK of girraffes in which TAFFY while reading about BUGFUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See DAGO also[edit]

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Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)


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