Back in ancient history, there were two brothers, Karl and Menny. Their neighboring tribes eventually came to a disagreement about whether the stuff they were buttering their toast with was, in fact butter. Menny claimed that it was actually not butter, but Karl couldn't believe it. So, they decided to have a rap battle, but sadly, could not find the right mics, so decided to wage a massive naval battle instead. When the dust settled, the entire Medditeranean Sea was destroyed. And for some reason, the Ottoman Turks all decided to stop attacking Europe.