Trailer Park Boys

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The cast of the documentary, Trailer Park Boys. The writing on the back says: "Stay the fuck out of Sunnyvale, motherfuckers"

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“Oh look, we got us a comedian... wait a sec, were you calling me a dick?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Ricky

“We were rehearsing for a play at the Blandford Recreation Centre”

~ Oscar Wilde on being caught in a compromising position with Randy

“We fought the law and the law won”

~ Ricky and Julian on being sent to jail (again)

“Mr. Lahey and Randy to the Fuck-off department. Mr. Lahey and Randy to the Fuck-off department and hurry the fuck up! ”

~ Ricky on working at Zellers so he could steal car accessories for his shitmobile

“Don't you have some offs you have to go fuck?”

~ Ricky on Jim Lahey

“Breaker, Breaker come in Earth. This is rocketship 27, some aliens fucked over the carbonater in engine number 4. We're going to try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they can get some space weed!”

~ Ricky on at the Naysaw Training Centre at Moncton while drunk and high

Trailer Park Boys is a documentary/reality show chronicling the real lives of three petty criminals who live in the Halifax, Nova Scotia trailer park of Sunnyvale. It has been praised as an accurate and realistic portrayal of life in a trailer park. The three main characters of the show are Ricky, a foul-mouthed, poorly educated, pothead, Julian, an alcoholic, and Bubbles, an eccentric loner whose only friends are Ricky and Julian and who owns 76 cats. They also star in their own video game Grand Theft Auto: Sunnyvale Trailer Park and make an appearance in Grand Theft Auto: Halifax.

[edit] Criminal Charges against the Stars

Because of the nature of the documentary the Crown was able to use much of the footage in order to prosecute the three main antagonists of the show. Luckily for the boys, the documentary has become so popular that many of the fans have offered to pay their fines, bail, and legal fees.

Mr Lahey and Randy getting ready to drink and drive and steal childrens' presents at the church

[edit] Crimes committed in the documentary

• Shoplifting
• Stealing barbecues
• Stealing car stereos
• Stealing Christmas Trees
• Grand Theft Auto
• Stealing gas, that's highly illegal
• Getting in car inery
• Selling Weed
• Bootlegging
• Pirating CDs
• Stealing shopping carts
• Robbery
• Stealing Groceries
• Selling individual cigarettes and bootleg DVDs in a Convenients Store
• Kidnapping of bust bunnies and holding for ransom
• Break and entering to home that they own
• Illegal firearm discharge
• Stealing frozen meat from grocery stores
• Stealing luggage from the airport
• Sneaking dope across the US border with model trains
• Being really fucking awesome. Its a serious crime. Dont fuck with them.
• Kidnapping Rita MacNeils Band

[edit] Stars of the Documentary

• The pot smoking Ricky
• The rum swilling Julian
• The googley-eyed bastard Bubbles
• The homicidial cats that terrorize the park - all played by out of work wookies
• The pesky kids who terrorize old peoples' lawns and cars by throwing empty whisky bottles at them.

[edit] Others Featured

• The scapegoats, Cory and Trevor ..Note: Cory & Trevor are now in a mental institution
• Ricky's dad and ex-trucker, Ray
• The red headed hottie, Sarah
• The skanky blonde, Lucy
• The wannabe rapper, JRoc and his accomplice Tyrone
• The wildchild of Ricky and Lucy, Trinity
• The trailer park supervisor, Jim Lahey
• The owner of Sunnyvale and Jim Lahey's ex-wife, Barb Lahey
• The assistant trailer park supervisor, lover of Mr. Lahey, known for his huge gut and love of cheeseburgers, Randy
• The fat taxi driver and greasy motel owner with a bigger gut than Randy: Philadelphia Collins
• The flappy bird brothers, Terry and Dennis
• The hot dog eating former vet who has no purpose in life: Sam Losco
• The stupid cops who sometimes believe what Ricky and Julian are saying: George Green and Ted Johnson
• The skinny kid with the hots for Julian: Jacob ..and those 2 punks who are now his posse
• Philadelphia Collins' other son aka "Son of the Mustard Tiger": Thomas Collins
• Some guy named Danny who always yells "What In The Fuck" and "Fuck Off With The Guns" off camera at the appropriate times. (May actually be Bubbles)
• The commander of the trains: Patrick Swayze & The Patrick Swayze Express
• A ventriloquist's dummy named Conky who takes over Bubbles' mind and pisses off Ricky and Julian
• That guy from Rush (Alex Liefsson)
• Shitty Bill.

[edit] See also

• Grand Theft Auto: Sunnyvale Trailer Park
• Nova Scotia
• Rush

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