Trey Parker & Matt Stone
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“Who The Hell Is Matt & Trey? Are They Love Birds?”
~ Andy Rooney on Matt Stone & Trey Parker
“ Matt & Trey Are Homos”
~ Beavis and Butthead on Matt & Trey
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[edit] Matt & Trey's Early Life
Matt Stone and Trey Parker met by having a one night stand at a frat party. Trey was a common drug addict who dressed up in women's clothing and loved spandex. Matt liked poetry and long walks on the beach. This combination of love and hate makes them a wonderful pair. Parker is known for having a "yours is mine" kindof attitude. Stone was more liberal and liked balls in his face. Matt and Trey's long love of music gave them the idea to start up a musical band. Trey used his love of vagina and anal to come up with the name D.V.D.A. Matt and Trey desired wealth and Matt Damon. The two set out for glory; instead, they settled on renting the movie "Glory". They conducted music and Trey used his prior movie experience in porn to begin filming a cartoon. Being Jewish, Matt used his hatred of Jesus to come up with the idea of Jesus vs Frosty. When the cartoon was finished, Matt and Trey pitched the movie to Matt Damon after trying to have sex with him for 10 days. Matt Damon was disgusted by the sight of them and had Matt and Trey escorted off his grounds. Matt Damon then hired a gang O' blacks, Jews, Mormons, George Clooney, and other celebs to beat the living shit out of them. Matt and Trey got away with there lives, but not their balls. Trey and Matt got back on the horse and used there hatred to create a master piece. After getting a sex change. Trey used his new vag to persuade Comedy central to fund South Park. The show was a hit and now that they are very wealthy, they scheme on ways to kill Matt Damon, celebs, blacks, Jews, and Mormons.
[edit] Staying Kosher
Unfortunately Matt's ultra-orthodox parents, would not allow him to see the gentile Trey. In order to marry, Trey chose to convert to Judaism, thus allowing them to marry. so long as they did not mix meat with milk, or use shellfish in their sex play, they just sit on their ass all day and just sip crack-cocaine filled tea while watching gay porn.
[edit] Matt & Trey's Success
As noted above, the tour-de-force films BASEketball, Orgazmo, and Cannibal! The Musical were well received by both critics and audiences. However their often overlooked cult-hit South Park is considered to be their greatest artistic achievement, managing to combine humor and conservatism in such a way that they don't cancel each other out. This has been compared to combining matter and anti-matter and their achievements have been considered for the Nobel Prize. Both Trey Parker and Matt Stone have both attempted to avoid political labeling as conservative preferring to refer to themselves as libertarian. Some critics believe that they are merely stupid, while still others believe this is just semantics. Semantics could not be reached for comment.Matt and Trey also made many gay porn movies that became famous world wide.
[edit] Coma
As of July 1994, both Matt & Trey have been in deep coma, resulting in the masturbation of Spongebob Squarepants, As Told By the king of baldness, Bruce Willis
[edit] Charity
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are great philanthropists. “They believe it is their duty to provide positive role-models to cripples, retards and Jews through sensitive portrayls of "their kind"”
~ Spokeswoman for Trey Parker & Matt Stone on role models
Trey & Matt also give to the gay agenda because they are so gay for each other. Quit pretending you gay, gays.
