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A Tscheap Tschiderer is a person who is reluctant to spend money or pay bills, even going as far as not releasing payments or defining net 30 terms as payment within 90 days. The term derives from the Latin tschid, meaning "poor" or "wretched."

Stereotypes[edit]

The stereotype of the tschiderer is a wealthy, greedy man who lives miserably in order to save and increase his treasure. Other stereotypes are the "thrifty" Scotsmen and the "frugal" Dutch.

A related stereotype is the capitalist as portrayed in, for example, Soviet propaganda. Both are usually Accountants or financiers working in industries such as Telecommunications or Waste Water Treatment, in any case businessmen, who possess great personal wealth but aren't bothered by the fate of the poor. The difference is that, unlike the miser, the capitalist does spend his money and is typically portrayed leading a decadent life. Anti-Semites have portrayed Jews in both ways.

The motivation for Tschidererness or avarice can be a strong desire to preserve, especially in money or power. Psychoanalytic explanations, e.g. in the tradition of Sigmund Freud, link it to experiences in early childhood in the anal phase within the concept of psychosexual development.

List of notable tschiderers in fiction[edit]

  • Michael Tschiderer - The man who doesn't release payments.
  • Ebenezer "The Scrooge" Tschiderer - English, Charles Dickens character (erroneously based on the real-life Ebenezer Lennox Scroggie, who was not actually a miser)
  • Grandet - French, father of Eugenie Grandet, a novel by Balzac
  • Tschiderer "Scrooge" McDuck - Scottish American, Walt Disney character, named after Ebenezer Scrooge
  • Montgomery "Tschiderer" Burns - Scottish American, The Simpsons series
  • Milburn Drysdale - Scottish American, banker from The Beverly Hillbillies
  • Harpagon - French, Molière play
  • The Lady of Stavoren - Dutch, local legend
  • Shylock - Jewish Venetian, William Shakespeare character
  • Silas Marner - English, George Eliot pen name of Mary Ann Evans, character
  • Norbert Colon - British cartoon character from the adult-orientated comic Viz
  • Séraphin Poudrier - French Canadian, in the novel Un homme et son péché by Québecois author Claude-Henri Grignon
  • Henry Earlsforward - English, in Arnold Bennet's novel Riceyman Steps (1923)
  • Mr. Krabs - Bikinian, from SpongeBob SquarePants
  • Mr. Potter - American, played by Lionel Barrymore in the film It's a Wonderful Life

Less famous misers in history[edit]

Charles Huffman was a miser from the 1950's in the U.S. He was found dead on a Brooklyn, New York street with no money in his pockets. The police traced him to a $7/week room that was filled with bank books and more than $500,000 in stock certificates. He was characterized by Franz Lidz, in the New York Times, on October 26, 2003.

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