Twenty Fifteen

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“2015??!!”

~ Marty McFly on 2015

Famous Deaths[edit]

  • You, yes you. In a car crash. I told you to slow down, but you didn't listen.
  • The dumbass who brought racoons back from extinction for the 3rd time gets shot.

Events[edit]

  • All cars now converted with fold-down wheels for FAA mandated flight modes.
  • Some dumbass brings Racoons back from extinction for the 3rd time!
  • Cars will fly and Jaws 19 premiers in theaters nationwide.
  • Young Jennifer McFly meets old Jennifer McFly, creating a time paradox that destroys the Universe (though some cosmologists believe that the destruction may be limited to our own galaxy).
  • The peanut butter jelly time song becomes the universal anthem.