- You, yes you. In a car crash. I told you to slow down, but you didn't listen.
- The dumbass who brought racoons back from extinction for the 3rd time gets shot.
- The straight-to-video film Slappy's Angels: 10 Seconds to Armageddon is released, with backing from Disneyland purely as a tax dodge on their part.
- All cars now converted with fold-down wheels for FAA mandated flight modes.
- Some dumbass brings Racoons back from extinction for the 3rd time!
- The Gillette Good News! Trac II Atra Sensor Excel3 Turbo Power Fusion Power for Men and Women is released and revised 27 times during the year.
- Cars will fly and Jaws 19 premiers in theaters nationwide.
- Young Jennifer McFly meets old Jennifer McFly, creating a time paradox that destroys the Universe (though some cosmologists believe that the destruction may be limited to our own galaxy).
- The peanut butter jelly time song becomes the universal anthem.