Tyr

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“B-but he's Jack Merridew!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tyr

Tyr is (according to the lore of cheese, Earl Grey tea and Jean-Luc Picard) the god of bravery, a former Head Honcho of the gods of Asgard, located on the streets of New Jersey.

Tyr's homeboys are the Aesir and Vanir clans. They fucking ripped him off. However, he lost his hand to the Fenris Wolf so he could be wrapped in dwarf-powered Scotch Tape. At the end of the world, he will come with his fellow wolf brothas and sistas to start not Fimbulwinter, but Vindlandsaga with Jack Merridew and David Copperfield, cuz America luvs the British. During the Vindlandsaga they will form a Baptist church and attempt to convert the Skraelings. Tyr saves the day by shooting the sheriff (although not the deputy). However, due to his irresponsibility, Odin dies at Fenris's Baptist paws.