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Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia has to offer. Below are articles that have been featured on the front page, or almost featured on the front page, and various articles considered to be among the best on Uncyclopedia.
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2018
2017
- Abbey Road (5 March)
- Air Training Corps (9 May)
- An Open Letter from "Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation" (25 August)
2016
- Albert Einstein (10 May)
- Autism (4 June)
- Boaty McBoatface (14 May)
- Cadillac, Michigan (4 May)
- Carly Fiorina (4 February)
- Comic Sans (13 October)
- Community (29 April)
- Courtney Love (31 July)
- Crusades (13 July)
- Daily Mail (16 May)
- Fortune cookie (27 June)
- Futurama (5 March)
- H. P. Lovecraft (22 April)
- Harrogate (3 March)
- Helmsley (15 April)
- HowTo:Be an adult (4 February)
- HowTo:Dine at a fancy restaurant (29 January)
- HowTo:Drive your car out of a lake (12 February)
- Josef Stalin (27 February)
- Julius Cæsar (31 March)
- Kilogram (17 March)
- Kodak (7 April)
- Lana Del Rey (24 July)
- Lemonade (6 May)
- Lincoln-Douglas Debates (18 July)
- Malcolm Turnbull (10 March)
- Miranda warning (24 March)
- Mister Rogers' Neighborhood (6 April)
- Mystery Science Theater 3000 (re-imagining) (21 May)
- Old White Man (25 January)
- Pornography (full article) (7 February)
- Robin Williams (8 January)
- Rock lobster (29 January)
- Secret (24 February)
- Shredded wheat (18 February)
- Sony (28 April)
- Sovereign citizen (19 April)
- Speedy Gonzales (23 April)
- Stephen Colbert (3 July)
- Super-delegate (25 June)
- Tax (9 January)
- The Communist Manifesto (21 January)
- Three-strikes law (2 January)
- Tom Waits (18 June)
- Trujillo, Peru (28 May)
- UnNews:Britain is on Fire (1 August)
- UnNews:Link found between watching Super Bowl and concussion (12 February)
- UnScripts:Mad Max: Fury Road (6 June)
- Wes Anderson (21 February)
- Whales (7 August)
- Whore: A Retrospective (3 July)
- Why?:It's not natural! (8 July)
- Why?:Jimbo's Love Life: The Story of Wikipe-tan (15 February)
- Why?:The Black and White House: Hillary and Barack (1 June)
- Why?:I'm in court, Mum (6 June)
2015
- African American (16 March)
- Aliana y los Enanitos Grandes (21 June)
- American cuisine (25 April)
- Anaconda Plan (7 April)
- Arthur (show) (12 September)
- Audiophile (11 June)
- Bee (9 October)
- Before Broken Britain (20 August)
- Ben Carson (12 December)
- Bill Cosby (6 July)
- Box-spring (28 August)
- British ski jumpers (22 November)
- Caitlyn Jenner (6 July)
- Cars 2 (8 December)
- Chamber pot (23 June)
- Chris Hansen (13 June)
- Colloquialism (2 August)
- Constitution of the United States (actual text) (27 January)
- Corn snake (7 May)
- Cricket (6 March)
- Cruel and unusual punishment (23 April)
- D20 Uncyclopedia (2 October)
- David Foster Wallace (22 November)
- Einstein's Theory of Relativity (26 May)
- Electric Light Orchestra (1 June)
- Extreme Beach Chess (20 September)
- Finland (10 November)
- First-past-the-post voting (7 August)
- Fuck the Police (6 August)
- Glory hole (11 April)
- God, kittens, masturbation, killing, and you (10 October)
- Great Pacific Cum Patch (7 June)
- Gretna Green (20 July)
- Hillary Clinton (26 July)
- Holy Roman Empire (7 November)
- Horace (16 April)
- Horace Greeley (15 May)
- HowTo:Fix a computer (5 September)
- HowTo:Install a ceiling fan without getting your dick stuck in it (28 December)
- HowTo:Keep an idiot entertained (8 September)
- Hurricane (13 July)
- Hydrocarbon (8 March)
- I have a dream (26 March)
- I'm not a racist, but... (28 April)
- Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (28 February)
- Jeb Bush (18 March)
- Lava lamp (16 January)
- Magazine (9 May)
- More dildos (4 October)
- NBC (28 March)
- Neo-Luddite Dynamite (16 November)
- New Hampshire (2 February)
- Nirvana (13 January)
- Noble gases (14 August)
- North Korea at the 2012 Summer Olympics (9 January)
- Nothing's syndrome (25 February)
- PlayStation 3 (14 July)
- Plectrum (18 February)
- Pope Francis (19 May)
- Power (22 January)
- Project Gemini (3 May)
- Qin Shi Huang (25 January)
- Raphael (23 March)
- Rembrandt (26 February)
- Renewable energy (28 February)
- Richard M. Nixon (3 January)
- Rough Gay Wolf Sex (19 June)
- Screaming Lord Sutch (5 June)
- Sex change (23 October)
- Sex scene (18 January)
- Slut shaming (2 March)
- Spambot (7 November)
- Star Wars (Japanese opera) (17 December)
- Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (3 November)
- Star Wars opening crawl (27 October)
- Stockbroker (31 December)
- Supply-side Jesus (23 February)
- Sydney (13 May)
- Ted Cruz (20 May)
- Teleology (19 September)
- The 9/11 Commission Report (27 July)
- The Evolution of Modern Music (1 May)
- The Last of Us (10 January)
- The Misunderstood (26 May)
- This is IT! Where's the Money? (28 August)
- Tornado (4 January)
- Trigger warning (7 September)
- Tumblr (28 September)
- Turtle (7 April)
- UnBooks:Do Not Shag Gentle During That Good Night (12 March)
- UnBooks:I went to Target (2 December)
- UnDebate:Should women rap? (6 June)
- UnNews:Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal (1 June)
- UnNews:Celtic F.C. sign youth player in transfer mix-up (3 August)
- UnNews:Five cut out and keep comments for your social media life (21 July)
- UnNews:U.S. corners Palestine rubble futures market (30 June)
- UnScripts:Films of Waves Accompanied by a Breathy Voice-over to be shown at Modern Art Galleries (6 June)
- UnScripts:Prometheus (6 June)
- UnTunes:This is faggotry! (10 August)
- Uncyclopedia Guide to Latin Phrases (16 September)
- Uncyclopedian (19 April)
- Unidentified Jedi Council member (2 September)
- United Kingdom general election, 2015 (17 June)
- Video game (15 October)
- Warranty (21 August)
- Why?:Grey is the New Pink (23 August)
- Why?:Nuclear Football (22 August)
- Why?:Space Jew-hunting (12 September)
- Why?:The Complete Asshole's Guide to Time Travel (21 October)
- Why?:The Von Stauberg Institute for Extreme Cardiac Stress Tests (7 February)
- Worst bumper stickers (13 March)
2014
- 43 (6 March)
- A Bull's Life- A story of racism, prejudice and perseverance (20 May)
- A letter about Megan Fox (10 August)
- Accountant (15 April)
- Ad hominem (18 October)
- Adam and Eve (30 May)
- Amazon: A survival story (24 March)
- Antibiotics (26 September)
- Antiques Road Rage Show (20 October)
- Antoninus Pius (1 November)
- Aries (13 October)
- Assassin's Creed (3 February)
- Atheist Alliance of America (14 November)
- Auguste Escoffier (5 April)
- BBC Worldwide: Children's Television (4 February)
- Bat Fuck Origami (28 July)
- Batman (Movies) (21 February)
- Benzene (26 June)
- Bidet (26 July)
- BioShock (18 September)
- Bisto (10 March)
- Bluestocking (27 September)
- Bread machine (13 June)
- Breaking Bad Wind (10 May)
- Cafeteria food (14 October)
- Caliphate (31 October)
- Canadian baseball (4 July)
- Captain Autofellatio (22 August)
- Captain Britain (19 June)
- Cereal (22 May)
- Cheka (12 February)
- Cherry (26 October)
- Chile (24 February)
- Cockroach (26 May)
- Cologne (1 February)
- Constitution of the United Kingdom (16 January)
- Content-free (19 January)
- Cracker Jack (22 March)
- Dag Hammarskjöld (17 November)
- Departments of France (2 January)
- Ebola (6 October)
- Electricity (14 November)
- English language (9 January)
- Ernest Hemingway (30 March)
- F4 (19 August)
- Firesheep (4 October)
- Flying Purple People Eater (16 February)
- Flying toasters (8 December)
- Food (28 May)
- God Hates Fags (3 September)
- Great Barrier Reef (2 September)
- Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the cloud (1 February)
- History of the world (18 April)
- HowTo:Cure homosexuality (17 August)
- HowTo:Fry an egg (2 October)
- HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone (31 August)
- Jam session (10 September)
- Jared Leto (30 August)
- Kenya (22 June)
- Ludwig Wittgenstein (18 September)
- Melbourne (17 October)
- Mithraism (20 July)
- My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection (22 September)
- New Age (3 June)
- Newport Cigarettes because fuck yeah I'm drunk let's have some fun (1 September)
- Nouvelle cuisine (28 September)
- Offended (9 June)
- Paramedic (5 June)
- Patch Adams (5 April)
- Peter Sagan (18 March)
- Potatoe (2 August)
- President Hoover (9 November)
- Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors (5 September)
- Python (programming language) (9 April)
- Samsung (5 November)
- Shirley Phelps-Roper (10 September)
- Solar flares (24 October)
- Solar wind (3 November)
- Taoism (23 April)
- Television (3 March)
- The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668) (31 July)
- The Speck of Dust Next to My Keyboard (2 February)
- The USA versus the primitive Taliban (15 April)
- The shits (27 August)
- The unusual hamstring pain fat people get when they sexual role play as babies, and how to cure it (4 September)
- This is not an article (26 April)
- Tits (28 February)
- Tour de France (24 January)
- Ukraine (25 November)
- UnBooks:Tao Te Ching (25 June)
- UnDebate:What does the fox say? (6 June)
- UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy (20 May)
- UnNews:Harris wobbled me against my will - board (28 August)
- UnNews:Hyrule physicists report quantum fluctuations (19 November)
- UnNews:Local grandfather won't just accept alien overlords (30 October)
- UnNews:Lucy movie affects viewers' brains (23 September)
- UnNews:Martin Luther King's tomb discovered (12 March)
- UnNews:Massage bugs discovered in Uganda (18 May)
- UnNews:Michael Bay's guide to public speaking (22 February)
- UnNews:Obama to outline IS strategy after consulting Stonehenge gods (24 September)
- UnNews:The football is over (29 June)
- UnNews:US thrilled over pleasant execution (10 July)
- UnNews:Wrestlemania 87 commentary LIVE! (21 November)
- UnScripts:How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis (6 June)
- UnTunes:God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen (21 December)
- UnTunes:Imagine No Taxes (14 September)
- User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy (2 May)
- What's-his-name off that thing (12 August)
- White-haired Asian Scientist (11 October)
- Why?:Aesop's Tables (24 August)
- Why?:Holmes On Homes (14 August)
- Why?:Mr. Happy's Bible Primer (12 November)
- Why?:My Pal Stanley Kubrick (9 February)
- Why?:My school day (15 January)
- Why?:Are motorists out to get me when I ride my bike? (6 June)
- Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast (6 June)
- Why?:We Can't Have Nice Things (6 June)
- Will Harridge (24 May)
- You Are Gay (7 August)
2013
- 11-Wide (9 July)
- 1875 Dunedin beach baseball riots (8 February)
- 1989 (9 July)
- 1993 (2 July)
- 9 out of 10 (27 April)
- 9-11 according to a 5 year old (4 July)
- A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment (27 January)
- Academic Dress in the United Kingdom (25 July)
- Alain Robert (19 August)
- Alexander Hamilton (9 September)
- Ambiguity (1 November)
- American Football (24 June)
- Amnesia: The Dark Descent (10 February)
- Ancient Uncyclopedia (6 March)
- Anger-Management (5 August)
- Animals with feet war with animals with no feet (9 November)
- Apple (21 August)
- Bad Directions (25 February)
- Beaux-Arts architecture (21 May)
- Belgian Mountain Troops (2 May)
- Berlin Wall (2 July)
- Bi-curious George (16 May)
- Bible Collector's Edition (30 December)
- BladeRunnerway Bride (15 March)
- Boxes (2 June)
- Brittany (5 October)
- Cap'n Crunch (23 July)
- Capitalism: in grammar (26 April)
- Carry On Film (29 May)
- Change.org (22 April)
- Charlie Brown (25 February)
- Checkpoint Charlie (11 August)
- Claudette Colvin (3 January)
- Cleopatra (16 December)
- Confederate States Air Force (27 June)
- Constantine II (10 August)
- Cossacks (15 August)
- Cotswold Olimpick Games (15 June)
- David Brubeck (24 January)
- Declaration of Gin-Dependence (2 December)
- Desperate Dates (12 February)
- Dianalysis (19 October)
- Does the Pope shit in the woods? (11 December)
- Don't judge a book by its cover (29 April)
- Doncaster (13 December)
- Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter (18 April)
- Emu War (21 June)
- Enigma machines (9 September)
- Francis I (28 March)
- Fred Basset (8 February)
- George H. W. Bush (11 July)
- Gerard Way (24 January)
- Get-rich-quick scheme (2 April)
- Glass Mike Tyson (8 April)
- God's deleted contributions (16 November)
- Gramp's Insane Ramblings: Life Lessons (26 September)
- Grand Rapids, Michigan (6 January)
- Great Library of Alexandria (18 February)
- Gym (16 July)
- Hack writer (14 January)
- Hammurabi (29 November)
- Hannibal Lecter (8 January)
- Hey Jude (21 November)
- History of Great Britain (2 February)
- Homework (16 December)
- HowTo:Be Russian (2 August)
- HowTo:Be a hipster (14 November)
- HowTo:Beet off (4 January)
- HowTo:Break and Enter (16 September)
- HowTo:Choose your car insurance (17 August)
- HowTo:Insulate your loft (10 January)
- HowTo:Know if you're right brained or left brained (5 December)
- HowTo:Leave Uncyclopedia as Dramatically as Possible (23 April)
- HowTo:Make it drink (15 October)
- HowTo:Pimp a ho (16 April)
- HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope (25 April)
- HowTo:Wash the Dishes (10 July)
- Hydrogen is being impersonated!! (7 November)
- I want a cookie (17 January)
- I'd like to talk to you about Jesus (19 March)
- I'm an Ascended Master.....Get Me OUT of Here! (1 March)
- Ieye (21 March)
- In what way is Snickers satisfying? (27 January)
- Introduction joke (9 December)
- Investigative journalism (17 March)
- Italian Tanks (30 September)
- James Bevel's face in a cloud (20 October)
- James Cook (11 March)
- Jane Marple (22 August)
- Jesus Lites™ (18 June)
- John Hancock Center (5 September)
- John Kerry (28 October)
- John Major (26 November)
- Katy Perry Hit Generator (28 July)
- Katy Perry Hit Generator/1 (28 July)
- Krypton (2 September)
- Libertarian Party (28 June)
- Lurking (29 April)
- Make Humus Not War (3 August)
- Mammogram (13 February)
- Massholes (29 July)
- Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex (5 May)
- Melba Toast (12 November)
- Mexico (6 June)
- Ministries of the UK Government (21 October)
- Modus ponens (6 April)
- Mold (19 November)
- Mongolia (18 July)
- Monopoly (game) (2 January)
- Mr-ex777 raped by Magic Ponies (25 June)
- Mutaween (16 January)
- Myki (25 August)
- Naruto (16 October)
- National Transportation Safety Board (11 May)
- Nelson Mandela (17 June)
- Neptune (22 October)
- Nillion (18 March)
- Normandy (1 August)
- Number (28 December)
- Nutella (29 January)
- Onan (14 September)
- Oz (American TV series) (1 September)
- Page title (30 November)
- Perfect Square (28 January)
- Ph.D. (27 May)
- Phil Ochs (2 June)
- Platinum (15 February)
- Please unblock me (30 October)
- Pocket pussy (24 May)
- Probability theory (14 May)
- Pssst (30 October)
- Psychic (22 January)
- Public domain (21 April)
- Question Authority (17 May)
- RMS Titanic (7 July)
- Reading, England (8 March)
- Reasonable doubt (13 April)
- Red Bull (6 April)
- Rubik's Cube (2 October)
- Saw (17 February)
- Scissor (15 June)
- Scots Law (8 August)
- Segue: a monologue (20 September)
- Silent radio (29 January)
- Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira (23 August)
- Snakes on a Plane (12 April)
- South American dreadnought race (24 December)
- Still life (24 March)
- Stockholm syndrome (11 October)
- Sunday driver (6 February)
- Symphony in Z Minor (13 January)
- Thainglish (7 April)
- The Andy Griffith Show (19 July)
- The Baker's Dozen (10 March)
- The Future (5 September)
- The Grinch (12 September)
- The Last King of Scotland (27 July)
- The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy (10 May)
- The Lorax (10 April)
- The Maori Show (16 March)
- The New Jersey Hoax (23 February)
- The Picture of Dorian Gray (5 July)
- The Wikipedia BBS (27 February)
- The X-HEIRS (6 July)
- The best comedic methods; analysis (23 April)
- The things your family doesn't know (30 January)
- There's Something Strange About My Neighbor... (1 February)
- Three Watchmen and a Baby (20 April)
- Tim Tebow (3 November)
- To the Lighthouse (9 April)
- Toilets in Japan (21 May)
- Turban (15 July)
- Twm (17 October)
- Two turtles of Verona (2 April)
- US National Debt (7 September)
- Umbrella (30 August)
- UnDebate:Is gun control necessary? (6 June)
- UnGuides:Being an American Television Producer (28 June)
- UnNews:"Gay" doesn't mean what Internet thinks it means (12 February)
- UnNews:'Lights Out' For Norway (19 April)
- UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich (5 October) (11 September)
- UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize (12 April)
- UnNews:Abducted Ohio girls check MySpace (19 May)
- UnNews:Abraham Lincoln walking amongst us; won't go home (24 July)
- UnNews:Actor Paul Walker, age 40, victim of fiery typecasting accident (22 December)
- UnNews:Army launches new recruiting ad campaign (4 August)
- UnNews:Bale kills Bale in Bale with bale; gets bail (31 May)
- UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster’s ex-wife (7 April)
- UnNews:Bush blames Barney for Iraq war decision (11 February)
- UnNews:Canadian women must now wear horns (18 November)
- UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope (12 March)
- UnNews:Christian Radio's "Carmageddon" prediction fails to materialize (2 November)
- UnNews:Coca-Cola recycles its beverage "base" (15 September)
- UnNews:Delicious New Zealand bird set for extinction by 2023 (4 February)
- UnNews:Earth gains on Mars for sandiest planet (20 July)
- UnNews:Editorial: I don't mean to be rude, but please don't do that to my daughter (28 March)
- UnNews:Elephant beaten to death with grandmother (17 April)
- UnNews:First Pet Rock passes away (12 July)
- UnNews:Gandhi statue coming to life in London (1 August)
- UnNews:Hand transplant man masturbates for first time (7 February)
- UnNews:Hark! The Herald Angus Sings (25 September)
- UnNews:Harry gets Hogwarts letter (23 July)
- UnNews:Indeed, Quvenzhané Wallis is a cunt (3 September)
- UnNews:Interview with Nicolas Maduro (5 October)
- UnNews:Islamic controversies ruining 9/11 celebrations across the country (1 July)
- UnNews:Joe Biden stepped in dog shit (30 July)
- UnNews:Kennedy Assassination Solved (22 July)
- UnNews:Local boy helps team win championship game (22 March)
- UnNews:Man makes headlines (6 September)
- UnNews:Man marries brown rice (25 January)
- UnNews:Man sues God; is smited (3 February)
- UnNews:Man's nipples fall right off (19 April)
- UnNews:Margaret Thatcher tragically dies 30 years too late (26 April)
- UnNews:Marijuana Legalized in Florida for Even-Numbered addresses (14 June)
- UnNews:Medical Cause of Unpregnancy Fetishism Discovered (4 February)
- UnNews:Michigan man accumulates 29 degrees--and still can't land a job! (21 October)
- UnNews:My damn TV won't work (31 July)
- UnNews:NFL: Washington set to change nickname (19 October)
- UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE (23 January)
- UnNews:New 9/11 video inspires advertisers (29 June)
- UnNews:Nintendo Puu to be released (4 April)
- UnNews:Police attempt to wash homeless man (13 June)
- UnNews:Poor people Occupy St. Peter's Square (8 May)
- UnNews:Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer dead at 53 (11 April)
- UnNews:Scientists "discover" new fossils (15 March)
- UnNews:Syrup thieves caught (15 July)
- UnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore (29 September)
- UnNews:Ugly Child Abducted, Quickly Returned (11 June)
- UnNews:Uncyclopedia moves to UPN (11 January)
- UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news (18 January)
- UnNews:Was 9/11 an outside job? (7 September)
- UnNews:What happened to Italian cocks? (21 January)
- UnReviews:Big Budgeted Action Movie with Tons O' Explosions (6 June)
- UnReviews:The Crimean War (6 June)
- UnScripts:I had that Archduke in the back of my cab once (6 June)
- UnScripts:It's Spring Break! (6 June)
- UnScripts:The Sex Changer (6 June)
- UnScripts:The Treaty of Minaj-Black (6 June)
- UnScripts:The United States Government Just Doesn't Give a Fuck (6 June)
- UnScripts:Tony Hancock: The Sperm Donor (6 June)
- UnScripts:Winnegan's Fake (6 June)
- UnScripts:Your Guide to Notable Literature: Abridged (6 June)
- Uncle Tom (21 February)
- Uncyclopedia Needs More Snakes (5 November)
- Vader v. Vader (21 September)
- Vendredism (13 June)
- Whale bones (13 March)
- What To Do When Gypsies Steal Your Carrots (14 October)
- Why?:Biography: The guy who invented soap (19 February)
- Why?:Did you ever lock horns with a goat? (26 July)
- Why?:Funeral of the Easter Bunny (31 October)
- Why?:Guns don't kill people ... people kill themselves (12 October)
- Why?:My Summer Vacation in Saudi Arabia (26 October)
- Why?:The Brothers Karamazov (12 January)
- Why?:The Day I Met My Enemy (24 April)
- Why?:The Pet Goat (29 May)
- Why?:The Second Conquest of the Moon (18 June)
- Why?:Those uncomfortable moments when no one knows what to do (23 May)
- Why?:Uncyclopedia Owner's Manual (20 June)
- Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite? (6 June)
- Why?:Did I Decide to Audition for Big Brother? (6 June)
- Why?:Have an alienating music taste (6 June)
- Why?:I'm not sorry I ate your Unicorn (6 June)
- Why?:Is a Raven Like a Writing Desk? An Historical Perspective (6 June)
- Why?:My homework was late (6 June)
- Why?:Revert the administrators (6 June)
- Why?:Sell Cocaine to Monkeys (6 June)
- WikiLeaks (7 June)
- Wild Jews (16 February)
- William Lane Craig (7 June)
- Worcestershire sauce (27 February)
- Worst songs to play at a funeral (9 November)
- You don't want to know (13 August)
- Zsa Zsa Gabor (4 June)
2012
- 0.999... (4 July)
- A Victorian Gentleman's Guide to the Trivialities of Courtship (23 May)
- AAAAAAAAA! (21 October) (6 June)
- Above Top Secret (17 April)
- Alternative legal systems (6 October)
- Amero (17 March)
- An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters (28 September)
- Anna Kournikova (17 February)
- Anti-humour (28 February)
- Antifreeze (22 March)
- Apathy (30 May)
- Aran Islands (24 February)
- Archaeology (18 March)
- Aristocrats (class) (21 March)
- Arizona (7 June)
- Asexuality (20 May)
- Ask Jeeves (13 July)
- Astrology (14 September)
- Auld Lang Syne (31 December)
- Avenge my death (25 August)
- Baby boomer (20 June)
- Bad things have happened recently (22 January)
- Battle of Trafalgar (18 October)
- Battle of the Alamo (1 December)
- Being and Nothingness (20 November)
- Bhagavad-gita (2 May)
- Bing Crosby (3 April)
- Bipolar Girl (3 May)
- Bitcoin (14 December)
- Boardwalk Empire (16 December)
- Brian Sewell (23 September)
- Byronic hero (20 March)
- Cabbage (14 April) (6 June)
- Cartilage (4 August)
- Chanupocalypse (10 December)
- Charles Mingus (11 January)
- Cheech & Chong (26 January)
- Chick-fil-A (13 August)
- Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission (7 September)
- Claude Monet (10 January)
- Clint Eastwood's Mule (21 December)
- Common sense (4 January)
- Compulsive cabin building (6 December)
- Confidence (5 May)
- Corn (3 November)
- Counting to potato (9 April)
- Cow tipping (15 April)
- Crumpet (8 June)
- Cum Dumpster (19 January)
- Dead Dicks (7 March)
- Deepwater Horizon oil spill (12 December)
- Disney (4 September)
- Donald Trump (27 November)
- Doody (19 August)
- Dragon Warrior (8 April) (6 June)
- DuMont Television Network (26 April)
- Earth's Children (29 April)
- Esperanto (23 January)
- Extra mega brownie points (28 May)
- Fancy (1 September)
- Fifty shades of grey (12 August)
- Finger Cancer (18 June)
- Fire hydrant (4 October) (6 June)
- Fisher Price: A Retrospective (19 August) (6 June)
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2009
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- A Message From Glenn Beck 7.5/15
- Atlas Shrugged 9.5/12
- British Sitcoms 13/17
- Captain's log 11.5/18.5 6.5/13
- Carmen Miranda Syndrome 9/13
- Category:Quasi-Featured Images
- Charlie Kaufman 8/14
- Did I really move to LA? 10/18
- Facebook 6/12
- Ferocious Flesh-Eating Feet
- Fortune Cookie 11.5/18
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- Forum:Funniest Article
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- Forum:Should Quasi-Featured articles that later get featured still be listed in Category:Quasi-Featured, and if not, how would I go about getting rid of them?
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- Pentium 4
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- Self-aggrandizement
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