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Welcome to the voting page for Noob of the Month. This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Nomination and voting process 3 Fabulous Prizes 4 Past Winners 5 Official Nominations for September 5.1 Monkeyhuffer (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.2 Why do I need to provide this? (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.3 Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least one "full" article or have created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped images.

[edit] Nomination and voting process

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

[edit] Past Winners

Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • The Bard • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence

[edit] Official Nominations for September

[edit] Monkeyhuffer (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Can't spell, but has made a lot of constructive edits. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 19:17, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Why do I need to provide this? (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• NF Seems promising, provided he's not a sockpuppet. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate} 05:04, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
• For. not RCmurphy. --Mn-z 05:10, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
• For. being such a little good user.--Almost Sir http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/96/Signuke.gif B.S. ^{NO U!}
• Why do I need to explain this? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png Sir MacMania CUN—[03:40 8 Sep 2009]
• For. Useful, n'stuff. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:11, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
• For my Baby. How can I not vote for my own little girl? Or little boy? I don't know which it is because I haven't changed a diaper yet. CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 05:13, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
• Wow. I almost shot myself in jealousy when I saw one of his reviews. Wait, this isn't RotM. Oh well I can see him being famous in 2 months, 3 tops. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (22:38 09-8-2009)
• Why not? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG 22:56,8September,2009
• Because I vandalized his page YAY With Savings, most probably.  –              zh              06:39 September 10
• Long Dong's Burgers and Bongs... um... yea, he's good and stuff. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:20, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Honestly, I don't quite know what i mean either. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:20, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• future heavyweight champion of the world right here -- the spawn of hitler him self, YO!! 00:32, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
• Sonvabitch stole mah wallet. Quite noob. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 00:37, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

*For as per awesome. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:04, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

• Comment for crying out loud its the 1st. Shouldn't we wait until at least mid month to vote for the joke nominations? --Mn-z 05:34, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
  • In short, No. The longer answer would, of course, be: Fuck no. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:32, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Per Mnbvcxz. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:16, 2 Sep
• Weak Abstain because there's a competitor. With Savings, most probably.  –              zh              06:40 September 10