Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost
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The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost
The Newspaper Made Entirely From Recycled Internet Memes
Active Lead Editor: Gerrycheevers
Helpful Sub-Editors: Orian57 • THEDUDEMAN • Sockpuppet of an unregistered user • An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
"Consulting" Editors: Under user • Heerenveen
Glorious Founders & Co-Head Janitors: Dr. Skullthumper • Cajek
The Paperbots: Fnoodle • THEDUDEBOT • MantiBot• MrN9001• Sockpuppet of an unregistered user• Dexter111344
The UnSignpost is the way to stay informed about Uncyclopedia without actually getting involved with all the madness that goes on around here on a regular basis. It seeks to provide some of the most useless information on Uncyclopedia's so-called "community".
If you sign up HERE, one of our paperbots will deliver a fresh copy of the UnSignpost straight to your talkpage every week. In case you haven't got enough spam already.
Interested in adding something to the signpost? Drop us a line in the press room and we'll either ignore it, forget about it (most likely), or add it into our next issue. Want to write an article? Go right ahead and give us a draft in the press room.
Want to chat with the editors live? Good luck on that. You could drop in ##unsignpost at irc.freenode.net and talk with the editors of the UnSignpost about well... you know... stuff. You could also try flapping your ears and flying to Mars, but don't hold your breath.