Ugly Betty

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Ugly Betty is a popular Children's Programme, based on the popular Legend, 'The Ugly Duckling'.

Contents 1 So what happens in the Show??? 2 Who are the Characters? 3 Popularity and Criticicicism 4 Possible Film Adaptation 5 Controversy 6 Jumped the Shark? 7 Release of Scripts 8 The End of this Article

[edit] So what happens in the Show???

Ugly Betty is an orphan child stolen from a Rescue Centre by Ignacio Soysause. He and his young 30's assistant and her son, Justin. Ugly Betty grows up, sheltered by her 'father'. One day, Ignacio gets tired of Ugly Betty, and kicks her out on to the street, where she rolled her questionably overweight body to a Magazine company called Mode. There are many wacky characters here, including Amanda (Ann) Sommers, who is the receptionist. There are also people such as Marc St. James, who plays the Dog of the Creative Editor, and male-female transsexual William Slater. William and Marc's plans are always foiled in the end of the episode by Ugly Betty, and that is when Henry Grubdick and Ugly Betty run off into the sunset.

[edit] Who are the Characters?

• Ugly Betty - Cruelly named Ugly by her captor, she is thrown into the big world of Work.
• Ignacio Soysauce and his Band of Bandits - They steal children to work for their Pasta/Hairsalon joint. Kicked out Ugly Betty.
• Amanda (Ann) Sommers - The straight man of the show, she is often the butt of jokes.
• William and Marc - The villains of the show, they never prevail with their attempts to get Ugly Betty!
• Henry Grubdick - Is Ugly Betty's lover. It is implied later in the show that he is blind.
• God - The editor of the magazine, has only ever been mentioned once in an episode.

[edit] Popularity and Criticicicism

The show has had mixed reviews, with some weird Adults who watch Kid's Shows saying it is an insight to the world of Kidnappers and Transsexuals, while others debate whether the moral of the show is right (To foil plans of Transsexuals).

[edit] Possible Film Adaptation

Because of the shows popular 39 season run, there is speculation of a Film Adaptation. The film would involve such twists like finding out William Slater wants to be a man again, that Henry is just a figment of Ugly's imagination and Amanda (Ann) Sommers opening her own Sex Shop called 'Waterstones'.

[edit] Controversy

The show has had one Controversial move, when it was implied that Henry Grubdick was blind. Blind people immidietly took offense to this On-Screen *gag*.

[edit] Jumped the Shark?

Some people reckon the show has gone on too long and should be stopped now. People who say this are known as 'Politicians' and simply do not want children finding out about the creul real world. People think the show has Jumped the Shark. However, officials defend the program saying: "The show has never jumped the shark.".

[edit] Release of Scripts

A script-book has been released containing the Scripts of the first 36 seasons. It is entitled: Lorem Ipsum - 36 Seasons of Computer Generated Scripts The book can be purchased from all trustworthy book stores.

[edit] The End of this Article

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