|Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names.|
If you are confused about which one you want to know to know to know to know it is it is yes. babs, it's probably Original Jesus.
|Disco Jesus: Knows how to love you
||Invented economic theory: Supply-side Jesus
|Jesus of Nazareth: Singer and Songwriter
||The Passion of the Jew: Kyle Broflovski
|Dark Jesus: Parallel Universe Jesus
||Something musical: The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus
|Jesus Christ - Alcoholic: Just like daddy.
||Member of the Carpenters: Jeez
|Jesus Fucking Christ: Working class hero and modern day sage
||Semi-Jesus anthropormorphic personification: Messiah
|Super Jebus: Western Sydney pimp
||He screams! He sells! His head EXPLODES! BILLY MAYS
|Jesus Marx: Illegal Commie Clone
||Elemental Jesus: Je (element)
|Republican Jesus: Has a "W" sticker on his SUV
||An alpha prototype Christ: Jesus 1.5a
|Hide and Go Jesus: The hardest one to find
||That one in that band...Nightmare Cinema or something: Jesus LaBrie
|Jihad Jesus: جهاد عيسي
||Raise one family and you will be a believer: Pet Jesus
|Stephen Colbert: Smiting Bears for in God's name
||Patron Jesus of Crocodiles: Steve Irwin
|Ultimate Jesus: Designed by God to be the ultimate fighting machine
||He's blonde, cultish, and believes in racial purity. No, it's not a Nazi, it's: Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
|MC Jesus: The Jewish Rap Sensation
||Blue in hue and bereft of beard too: Bizarro Jesus
|Sweet smoking Jesus: What would Jesus smoke?
||Bow to ye savior or walk the plank ye scurvy dogs: Captain Jesus
|Accordion Jesus: Saves you from pop music.
||But what If Jesus had lived in America