UnBible: Genesis 1:1
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In the beginning, in a galaxy far far away, God created the heavens the Earth and Larry King, and it was good. On the second day, God created all the other white humans, and it was good. On the fourth day, not a fucking thing happened. On the fifth day, God took a holy shit, and it felt good.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] On the sixth day, God created the PSP, and it was fucking fantastic. On the seventh day, God created fish, dogs, fowl, margaritas, bunnies, hurricanes, rivers, elevators, atom bombs, heat-seeking missiles, snakes, elevators, Cajek, planes, the Wii, IHOP, the Jews, Gay people, HIV, marshmallows, emotions, Malaysian Smacking trees, the Moon, Saturn, Mr. T, cell phones, Sophia, kittens, drugs, boulders, AK-47s, and recycled paper......and it was good.
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