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Book of the Month August 2009 - The Case of the Quagga of Kuala Lumpur Nothing is more detestable to the ignorant than too much subtlety ~Seneca Greenock's mansion on the outskirts of Paris. He "shares" it with W-, a doctor of some sort. Often a man may find answers in battle, for such a man the epiphenomenon of their innermost thoughts pervade the empyrean shores of sheer fantasy. For such a man indeed the Quagga is the most valuable thing, for another such man, it is but a trifle. For the common man The Case of the Quagga of Kuala Lumpur is one of the more bizarre instances of law and order in the 20th centaury. The Quagga is an endangered beast that must be retrieved from the trischopian thought processes of a diabolic mind, cultured by the best philosophy and a taste for whale foreskin sofas. A mind honed to the methods of Greenock as well as the subtle arts of necromancy and the bestial needs of lesser men as well as having the perversity which only good breeding would allow. (Read More...) More >> Hot Picks UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken  – UnBooks:The Driving Dutchman  – UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ  – UnBooks:American Bill of Rights for Dummies  – UnBooks:A Tale of Two Fanboys  – UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden  – UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion  – Gone With d' Wind  – Dracula  – Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame  – UnBooks:Neville Longbottom: Enemy of the State  – Diary of a Caveman  – The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women  – Horton Hires a Ho  – Professional Kitten Huffing  – Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression.  – Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games  – James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul  – Travel Guide For All Countries  – One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged)  – The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story  – UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures)  – UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex Suggest Hot Picks >>

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