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Numbers are not infinite - last one found

University of California, Los Angeles - The Colosseum of mathematics has been hit square-on by the scud missile of computer-processing, leaving the discovery that the number of integers in our universe is in fact finite.

Drama tonight as the Great Internet Mersenne Prime Search (GIMPS), attempting to find new prime numbers found something a lot more exciting: the last number in existence.

George Woltman, founder of GIMPS, at first thought some kind of software malfunction had occurred. But after studying the final number he realised that, indeed, there could be no number larger than that written as a string of 15978189 nines.
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75% of turkeys "addicted to cocaine"

LIMA, Peru - Turkeyologists around the world have long been puzzling over the purpose of those disgusting dangling growths that hang from the beaks of male turkeys, looking distinctly similar to an enlongated scrotum after the testes have been removed and which would seemingly be a hindrance to the birds during feeding. World-renowned turkeyologist Professor Gomez San Miguel of Lima University explains: "Turkeyologists, including myself, have long been puzzling over the purpose of those disgusting dangling growths that hang from the beaks of male turkeys, looking distinctly similar to an enlongated scrotum after the testes have been removed and which would seemingly be a hindrance to the birds during feeding," he says.
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U. S. President to give speech to children, Republicans apoplectic with rage

Possum Trot, KY- Joshua Morgan doesn't want his 8-year-old daughter to hear from President Obama next week.

Morgan, of Possum Trot, is among a growing number of parents across the country who are troubled by the president's plan to address elementary, middle and high school students in an online and televised speech Tuesday.

"It's scary what he's doing. He's starting a culture war with our kids on the front lines. The Obama administration have proven this, over and over and over again, for the entire 7 months of his administration. He does this at every turn," Gordon told FOXNews.com on Thursday while UnNews tapped their phones. "It's very socialistic, like something you'd see in Nazi Germany."
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