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Penguin Researcher Demands Antarctica is allowed to compete in the Olympics08:56, 5 June 2012
Scientists retrace waves to their source08:54, 5 June 2012
Reid outlines New Attitude to Guns in the UK08:52, 5 June 2012
Sacred Bull bites back08:51, 5 June 2012
East Antarctica breaks off, Americans still don't care08:05, 5 June 2012
Australia Declares War On Antarctica, Carrot Juice07:37, 5 June 2012
Successor to Santa Claus chosen07:31, 5 June 2012
Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus07:29, 5 June 2012
Tribute Album to Paris Hilton being Recorded07:27, 5 June 2012
Santa's elves on strike this year, naughty and nice list shortened06:58, 5 June 2012
Russia plants flag at North Pole, launches real estate boom06:56, 5 June 2012
Ratzinger returns to first pro team06:54, 5 June 2012
Pineapple Is Most Suggestive Fruit06:47, 5 June 2012
Leading scientists declare global warming associated with Menopause06:18, 5 June 2012
Kissinger Suffers Heart Ailment06:10, 5 June 2012
Gay Marriage Responsible for Global Warming05:52, 5 June 2012
British Antarctic Survey finally finish map05:47, 5 June 2012
Britany Spears decides to take over world, Lindsay Lohan build sub-atomic gun05:47, 5 June 2012
Additional Shock as Oz gets first Prime Mistress05:12, 5 June 2012
Uncyclopedia VP seeks to meet Conservapedia challenge04:56, 5 June 2012
Spinosaurus accused for giant peach robbery; Bob the Builder in shock04:47, 5 June 2012
Prisoners released, are free to return to bleak, depressing homeland04:25, 5 June 2012
Nothing Can Stop Me Now04:12, 5 June 2012
Darwinism receive big blow as ID questions Keyboard compatibility09:23, 4 June 2012
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Aliens Warn Scientists about LHC23:35, 23 October 2008
Mars towed Earth to combat climate change06:10, 1 May 2008
Hitler is really Soulja Boy04:21, 1 May 2008
Riots erupt after AE was nominated NoTM07:54, 27 January 2008
Scots, Unscathed by IRA, Learn to Live With Penis on My Head17:33, 2 July 2007
Robbie Williams back in rehab after becoming addicted to wierd pseudo-rap lyrics17:40, 15 February 2007
Jesus Christ Fucks someone to Death08:06, 5 January 2007
Pat Robertson makes plans to run for God00:10, 5 January 2007