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Entire UK population asks itself why it did nothing about Savile despite hearing the rumours14:49, 31 October 2016
Britain is on Fire23:35, 7 August 2016
Celtic F.C. sign youth player in transfer mix-up21:08, 2 October 2015
'Lights Out' For Norway03:15, 19 December 2013
Believers see Holy Father in flames20:48, 16 January 2013
Roman Empire considers regulation of barbarian armies16:18, 7 December 2012
Ankara destroys Armenian church09:25, 3 October 2012
Soccer warlord 'not to face trial' in The Hague06:39, 3 October 2012
Singer John Martyn Dies After Collision With Solid Air06:39, 3 October 2012
Potential Teachers' strike causes panic06:39, 3 October 2012
Slow news day forces publication of story about supernatural beings in Brighton06:39, 3 October 2012
Suspicious nuke discovered in French port06:37, 3 October 2012
Love-rivals, 86 and 74, in vicious battle06:35, 3 October 2012
Pope Mr Benedict Ratzinger XVI goes head to head with the Malaysian government06:33, 3 October 2012
Leader of Ireland's Catholics says God is 'ok with kiddy fiddling'06:31, 3 October 2012
Spain posing a late entry into the Eurozone financial crisis03:18, 6 September 2012
Olympic fever grips entire of Britain, many die03:21, 30 August 2012
UnNews meets art expert: Great or fake?05:52, 24 August 2012
Pope John-Paul II announces candidacy for President08:56, 5 June 2012
Pope calls out Stephen Hawking08:56, 5 June 2012
Scientists reveal chicken came before egg08:55, 5 June 2012
Seventeen baseball players arrested in Poland; Cubans are shocked08:54, 5 June 2012
Pope Benedict Tackled, Demands Rematch08:53, 5 June 2012
Pope appoints first non-human Primate08:53, 5 June 2012
Paul is not dead08:53, 5 June 2012
Queen Elizabeth II reveals diet tips08:52, 5 June 2012
Russian Space Chief Announces Operation Ass Monkey08:51, 5 June 2012
Sarkozy: GaDaffy Duck will be 'roast' in weeks08:51, 5 June 2012
Satanic front group convenes in Vienna08:51, 5 June 2012
Russian man blows self up after train inspectors notice porn magazines08:51, 5 June 2012
Moody's downgrades Portugal from junk to dog shit08:30, 5 June 2012
Mercenaries release Somali pirates after ransom returned08:28, 5 June 2012
Nazi Time Traveller Arrested08:28, 5 June 2012
My country is better than your whole fucking continent!08:28, 5 June 2012
High-speed train crash "not disasterous enough"08:18, 5 June 2012
Lexicographer's call for suspension of English Language08:16, 5 June 2012
Ireland Bans Clerical Child Sex Abuse08:16, 5 June 2012
Chunnel trains halted by suspiciously mundane events08:09, 5 June 2012
Cyprus ex-President Papadopoulos resurrected, trying to revive allies08:07, 5 June 2012
Anne Frank story set to launch as comic book07:40, 5 June 2012
Argonauts between a rock and a hard place07:39, 5 June 2012
Cher's son now officially living as a Frenchman07:36, 5 June 2012
Volcanic mess in Europe is all Obama's fault07:27, 5 June 2012
Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar07:16, 5 June 2012
Silverjet sacks entire workforce07:01, 5 June 2012
Signing delayed after Guitar Legend is attacked by man wielding mash potato07:01, 5 June 2012
Serial killer known as "Internet" now caught thanks to victim's brother's hint, trial to be held07:00, 5 June 2012
Serbian babies need their bottle07:00, 5 June 2012
Scientists discover ten new planets06:59, 5 June 2012
Scientists baffled by random animal a-splosions in Berlin06:59, 5 June 2012

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