UnNews:10 September 2007

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• Fred Bush: George W's Long-Lost Brother?
• Local police baffled by Millionaire's Suicide
• "Winds of War Not Brewing Due to Regional Fan Malfunction"
• Barrymore faces more questioning on "not actually being very funny, ever"
• Pregnant women to be given £200 for weed
• Researchers report, "Bacon taste good"
• New study shows that 50% of Americans disagree with the other 50% of Americans