UnNews:1 June 2007
- 13 year old wins spelling bee; guarantees life of virginity
- Mr. Bean almost decapitated; saved by lawnmower riders
- Uncyclopedia feels left out by recent online scandals
- "Here comes the aeroplane" baby-feeding technique made illegal by Congress
- Bush proposes goal to reduce Carbon Monoxide from flatulence
- Wikipoodia goes down the pan?
- Drivers face 120mph speed limit
- Hugo Chavez to come out with his own PC
- Kevorkian out of jail, faces clamoring demand for his "services"