UnNews:20 May 2007
- Court refuses to allow dad to name son "Dick"
- Bush on Blair's departure: "My bad!"
- Soylent Green sues Heston for defamation
- Samoan ruler not assassinated, unimportant
- China set to overtake West in D-list celebrities
- AIDS walk fails to cure AIDS
- Fat president is Iraq's last unresolved problem
- Minority-hating Democrats seek to oust Gonzales
- Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive; WWI A Mistake