UnNews:A guide to Pope Benedict's updated Christmas story
23 November 2012
VATICAN CITY, The Vatican -- Pope Benedict XVI's latest book, Everything you wanted to know about Jesus' childhood but were afraid to ask, has captured headlines with its modernist claims about the facts surrounding Jesus Christ Our Savior's birth. For your delectation, here we present a guide to the changes (and non-changes) of Ben's version.
Joseph Ratzinger's Nativity
|Jesus was born in Bethlehem.||No, in Nazareth. There was no census requiring people to go to their hometown.|
|Jesus was born punctually in 0 A.D.||No, a few years earlier.|
|His parents fled to Egypt.||No, there was no massacre of the innocents to run from.|
|Jesus was born in a manger.||Don't be silly.|
|You can find actual straw from the manger in St Peter's basilica.||Look, let's just think of it as a nice symbol.|
|There was a little donkey and oxen and stuff at the birth.||Nope.|
|Jesus was born.||Well, yes.|
|Jesus was born to Mary, a virgin.||This bit is fine.|
Benedict says the story of the virgin birth is not a reworking of earlier Greek or Egyptian legends but something totally new in history. "It is God's creative word alone that brings about something new. Oh and when I say creative, I mean in the sense that he was the Creator of everything, not as in it's all made up," he writes.
He continues, "The accounts of Matthew and Luke are not myths taken a stage further. They are firmly rooted in the biblical tradition of God the Creator and Redeemer. Do you see what I am getting at? I accept it's a biblical tradition, but I'm really keen to distance it from other mythologies, because then we go dangerously close to saying, "It's all just a story," when it's not. It's the truth."
Theologist Dr Joanna Corey from California State University said, "It's a book full of surprises. And that bit at the end - I really thought he was going to be like, 'No!' but in the end he confirmed that Jesus was born to a virgin. On the one hand I'm disappointed, it would have been a great end to a really gripping read, but to be fair to him, I suppose he was facing undoing 2000 years of tradition. Imagine if he had, a few billion Christians - dead and alive - would have had real red faces!"
The book has already had an impact. Tom Aitman, a man we stopped on the street just outside our office, told us, "I'm really impressed. As I have grown older, I have had a hard time thinking of myself as a Christian. This book, which removes one of the key unbelievable elements of the story for me - the idea that there were livestock present at Jesus' birth - has reinvigorated my faith and made me think about going back to church."
Footnotes with stigmata
- A Christian prayer that includes belief in the virgin birth: "By the power of the Holy Spirit, He was born of the Virgin Mary, and became man."
- "Pope calls Virgin birth "unequivocal" truth in new book". Yahoo, November 20, 2012