UnNews:Africa
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African UnNews
- "Nobody Believes I'm Lord Lucan!"
- "We've got motherfuckin' snakes" says airport official
- Amnesty International claims defeat, disbands
- Anglican church does split on gays
- Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur
- Arabs left in dismay after global warming-caused depletion of sand levels leave North African countries broke
- Bill Clinton supports Barack Obama
- Black Barbie "Unveiled"
- Bush travels to Africa in search of country to invade
- Chuck Norris Elected President of Zimbabwe
- Conflict in Darfur continues; nobody cares
- Dachshund Consumption Declines
- Developing and Underdeveloped Nations do not care about the environment
- Disney and Yum! Join Fight Against Pirate Copyright Bandits
- Drinking Alcohol Causes Intoxication
- Elmo talks about AIDS
- Emo Dynasty Collapses
- Enrollment In Piracy Track Declines
- Eritean Wiki-Vandalism Day Goes Sour
- Fashion: Abercrombie out, Garbage In!
- Fate thrusted upon man
- Genocide in Darfur Ends
- Gorillas flee Rwanda protectorate as Paris Hilton threatens goodwill visit
- Hot free ass porn now taxed by Congress
- Ireland stealing Africa's water, satellite reveals
- Jesus Christ Fucks someone to Death
- Lost Leg Legal Battle
- Mad Scientists Prepare to Activate Doomsday Device
- McDonald's Announces Intention to Become A Sovereign Nation
- McDonalds To Join UN Trademark Skirmish
- Mighty Mighty Morzung Captured by rebel group
- Mobilized methane moves motors
- Mogadishu now tops list of "Best Cities to Live in for Warlords"
- Monkeys' stone percussion studied
- Mother cuts allowance
- Mr. Potato Head busted
- Mugabe's thoughts recorded by communication satellite
- Mugabe "still in race", actively courting superdelegates
- Mugabe Attacks "Gay" Mr Tsvangirai
- NFL Star Sucks -- Indicted
- Nature Now Rated NC-17
- Navy snipers out $500 over missed target
- Nelson Mandela dies at age 88
- No need for witch doctors - I'm staying, says Mugabe
- Not the same old African orphan charity
- Nothing surprises scientists
- Oddball Medical Measurement
- Open season on sad clowns begins
- Orginal X-Box was the Weapons of mass destruction
- Pat Robertson makes plans to run for God
- Pirates take land lubber yank hostage
- Pope shown to be fraud in Sydney
- Pricasso paints with penis
- Pridelands to be re-integrated by court order
- Prisoners released, are free to return to bleak, depressing homeland
- Relief as Uncyclopedia stays up
- Robert Macabee refuses to step down
- Robert Mugabe bails out world financial system out-of-pocket
- Russell Brand:"I Slept With Thatcher's Granddaughter."
- Russia plants flag at North Pole, launches real estate boom
- Santa replies to children's letters; Truth revealed
- Second Coming of Anna Nicole Smith not expected anytime soon
- Shambo the Sacred Bull must Perform, Court Rules
- Somalia targets Bushists in Southern US Village
- Somalian pirates capture 33 T-65 X-wing Starfighters
- Someone celebrates hug someone while on fire a day early
- Something happens, maybe... outlook hazy at best
- Son kills father and uncle
- Spain suspended after row between powers
- Stolen Swimming Pool
- Strange looking animal found in Chico, California backyard
- Study:Castration 'sharply cuts' HIV infection
- Sudanese man forced to wed goat
- Summer Travel Guide
- Tagruato blamed for internet outages in Middle East
- Tata introduces the world's cheapest car
- Terrorists surrender to American might
- Tiger Woods out for rest of 08; cites lack of challangers
- Tragic Death reported in Chad
- UN supports Darfur 'No-Fly" zone
- Universe 2.0 could be in the works
- We're all gonna die!
- Wikipedia vs. Myspace: Wales lays the gauntlet
- Winter Canceled to Save on Warming and Cooling Costs.
- Word up! Barack Obama elected president!
- Worldwide Panic as Uncyclopedia is "down for maintenance"
- Worldwide crime rate quadruples during Earth Hour
- Zimbabwe's Mugabe reunites Led Zeppelin, Robert Plant is not invited
- Zimbabwe declared "world's most successful state"
