UnNews:Antarctica
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Antarctican UnNews
- "World a smoking cesspit," says Casey.
- Aliens Warn Scientists about LHC
- Annual Report into Xmas Sickies Released - Yes, They Still Cost Business Money
- Australia Declares War On Antarctica, Carrot Juice
- Britany Spears decides to take over world, Lindsay Lohan build sub-atomic gun
- Cause of global warming discovered
- Dachshund Consumption Declines
- Dalai Lama declares fatsuassu cause of poopoonogo
- Darwinism receive big blow as ID questions Keyboard compatibility
- Disney and Yum! Join Fight Against Pirate Copyright Bandits
- Drinking Alcohol Causes Intoxication
- East Antarctica breaks off, Americans still don't care
- Ferguson joins BBC
- Gay Marriage Responsible for Global Warming
- Hitler is really Soulja Boy
- Hotmail services offline - MSN gnomes need fixes
- J.P. Morgan CEO goes hunting, world's most expensive bear gets killed
- Jesus Christ Fucks someone to Death
- Keyboards "so dirty they had to be used as toilet seats"
- Kissinger Suffers Heart Ailment
- Leading scientists declare global warming associated with Menopause
- Lost Leg Legal Battle
- Mad Scientists Prepare to Activate Doomsday Device
- Male ego reaches all time high, females counted in average penis size
- Mars towed Earth to combat climate change
- McDonald's Announces Intention to Become A Sovereign Nation
- Melbourne tabloid cites boredom as cause of hypocrisy
- Mobilized methane moves motors
- Mother cuts allowance
- Mr. Potato Head busted
- NFL Star Sucks -- Indicted
- Nothing Can Stop Me Now
- Nothing surprises scientists
- Oddball Medical Measurement
- Oliver Larch found after 116 years
- Open season on sad clowns begins
- Orginal X-Box was the Weapons of mass destruction
- Oxford Withdraws Uncyclopedia support
- Pat Robertson makes plans to run for God
- Penguin Researcher Demands Antarctica is allowed to compete in the Olympics
- Penguins Die From Too Much Intelligence
- Pope shown to be fraud in Sydney
- Pricasso paints with penis
- Prisoners released, are free to return to bleak, depressing homeland
- Ratzinger returns to first pro team
- Reid outlines New Attitude to Guns in the UK
- Riots erupt after AE was nominated NoTM
- Robbie Williams back in rehab after becoming addicted to wierd pseudo-rap lyrics
- Rudolph Hideously Trampled In Last Minute Rush to Get Wii
- Russell Brand:"I Slept With Thatcher's Granddaughter."
- Russia plants flag at North Pole, launches real estate boom
- Sacred Bull bites back
- Santa's elves on strike this year, naughty and nice list shortened
- Santa replies to children's letters; Truth revealed
- Scientists retrace waves to their source
- Scots, Unscathed by IRA, Learn to Live With Penis on My Head
- Second Coming of Anna Nicole Smith not expected anytime soon
- Shambo the Sacred Bull must Perform, Court Rules
- Spain suspended after row between powers
- Spinosaurus accused for giant peach robbery; Bob the Builder in shock
- Stolen Swimming Pool
- Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus
- Teacher admits entering hundreds of schoolboys
- Terrorists surrender to American might
- Tom Cruise to sign for Real Madrid
- Tribute Album to Paris Hilton being Recorded
- Uncyclopedia VP seeks to meet Conservapedia challenge
- Universe 2.0 could be in the works
- Winter Canceled to Save on Warming and Cooling Costs.
- Worldwide Panic as Uncyclopedia is "down for maintenance"
- Worldwide crime rate quadruples during Earth Hour
