UnNews:Archive/November 2008
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[edit] November 1
- Battletoads rereleased due to overwhelming demand
- Russell Brand:"I Slept With Thatcher's Granddaughter."
[edit] November 2
- Man Harasses Woman at Drive-Thru
- Winter Canceled to Save on Warming and Cooling Costs.
- You Will Die in Seven Days
[edit] November 3
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[edit] November 5
- Barack Obama defeats George W. Bush in 2008 Presidential Election. Becomes first black president since Bill Clinton.
- The Man disappointed by election results
- Obama to supporters: "I will solve mystery of Dead Man's Cove"
- Sarah Palin forgotten
- Libertarians celebrate President-Elect Paul victory
[edit] November 6
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[edit] November 8
- Other things besides election happen
- Kenneth Starr vows to investigate Obama sex scandal
- Doctor Who - The Force Unleashed released, nobody cares
- Bush leans back in chair, sighs, checks watch, sighs again
- Confusion in White House as nobody agrees on election winner
- Mickey Mouse inexplicably wins 2008 election
[edit] November 9
- China Hacks and takes over BitTorrent web sites
- Jack Sparrow Attends an AA meeting
- Taylor Swift: like a virgin
- Obama pops off (again)
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[edit] November 13
- North American Black Fly Population Now Carrying The Gay Virus
- Small-town newspaper announces the launch of its new 'Silly Survey' campaign
- John Terry pulls out of rest of 2008/09 season, citing hectic sponsorship schedule
[edit] November 14
- Fastest Computer in the World Based on the Atari Jaguar
- Hillary Clinton To Become Chairman Of The U.S. Joint Chiefs Of Staff
- RBS redundancies
- Dow Soars 900 Points On Paulson's New Liquidation Policy
- Atlantis rises, sinks again
[edit] November 15
- Montecito Fire In California Reveals Mass Grave
- Medvedev discovered to have strings coming from arms, legs
- Oprah Plans Partnership With NASA To Send Solomon To Mars
- Obama makes controversial staff appointments
- Happy grandmother accidentally becomes four-star general
[edit] November 16
- BBFC 'Giving up the Ghost'
- Auto Industry To Receive Massive Bailout
- Bush admits to being dyslexic
- Miley Cyrus To Star In Porn Movie With Ron Jeremy
- Proposal for Oscar Wilde Day Vetoed By Obama
[edit] November 17
- In "60 Minutes" interview, Obama threatens war on the BCS
- In last weeks of presidency, Bush saves world
- Baking Recipes For Thanksgiving
- Carrot Top Missing At Sea As Tour Boat Vanishes
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[edit] November 20
- Britney Spears To Write Children's Book
- We're full of crashing bores
- Bush assembles unemployment transition team
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[edit] November 22
- Ralph Nader Announces that he actually won
- NASA declares war on tool belt; Obama reacts
- Pirates take illegal dump off the coast of Africaland
[edit] November 23
- Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table
- Eidos reviews Eurogamer and OXM UK
- Massive meteorite destroys Canada
- Legions of George Bush impersonators to soon be unemployed
[edit] November 24
- Gordon Brown announces spending binge
- Vatican's daily newspaper admits that Santa Claus is bigger than Jesus Christ
- Oh God it's all over, sources say
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[edit] November 27
- Man Caught Drinking Coke in Pepsi Van
- Uncyclopedia to get $100 billion dollar bailout to get Domain Name Back
- Vladimir Putin announces ranch venture
- President Bush Finally Admits That Osama bin Laden Is His Imaginary Friend
[edit] November 28
- NFL Player confuses own reflection with mother
- Terrorist: All Your Hotels are Belong to Us.
- YouTube changes aspect ratio to 2.35:1, users pissed
[edit] November 29
