UnNews:Asia
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- 2008 deemed "year of the rat" because rats will be the only animals left alive on Earth by year's end
- Angry Swede gets bronze medal, says he wants gold
- Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave
- BBC news frontpage hacked by hacker!
- Billie Joe Armstrong claims he brought sexy back. He is now sueing Justin Timberlake for false claims of bringing sexy back.
- Bollywood Starlet keen to have Cyclone named after her
- Boy, 4, wins tropical island
- Burma wants guns to combat Cyclone
- Bush Launches War on Quakes
- Bush weighs options for third member to the Axis of Evil
- CIA Agents Supplying Viagra to Afghan Warlords
- Cheney destroys satellite in space
- China's 17th National Party Congress declares it is now the 'real Taiwan'
- China Hacks and takes over BitTorrent web sites
- China Losing Taste for Debt From the U.S.
- China Wants More Porn
- China bans dairy product imports
- China led world executions in 2007
- China outlaws reincarnation, Tibetan monks just found out.
- China plans Cultural Revolution alongside 2008 Olympic Games
- China poisons everybody else in 2008 Olympics, still isn't caught
- China to kill all citizens in pre-Olympic clean-up
- Chinese "overjoyed" to be learning about capitalism
- Chinese National Party Congress passes record number of resolutions
- Chinese manufacturers substitute glycerine for antifreeze
- Chuckle Brothers in Iraq
- Cocaine 'no boost in the morning'
- Computer virus celebrates 4th birthday
- Contaminated Chinese lead recalled
- DEAR LEADER is great
- Dachshund Consumption Declines
- Dalai Lama declares fatsuassu cause of poopoonogo
- Daniel Craig Karate-Chops a Pirated DVD Peddler after receiving pirated Casino Royale DVD in China
- Dear Leader is great
- Developing and Underdeveloped Nations do not care about the environment
- Dick Cheney eats the Prime Minister Tony Blair
- Dictators hail Jewish peace plan
- Direct China-Taiwan fights begin
- Drinking Alcohol Causes Intoxication
- Dullsville featured on Wikipedia's Main Page
- Economists declare Asia fucking rules!
- Eloi continue search for mysterious device
- Fashion: Abercrombie out, Garbage In!
- For they cried "Shoot Yu Fuk up"
- Foreign film-makers happy with gender-segregation in malaysian state
- Game developer Capcom fails in plan to kill all black people
- George Bush meets Pope Benedict for the first time
- George W. Bush and Japanese Prime Minister invent a new secret hand-shake
- Giant lions bring big luck for Chinese New Year
- Grandmother, 96 is "kingpin of crime"
- Hannah Monatana Unmasked as Russian Spy
- Harbhajan Singh racially abuses clown
- Hello Kitty Cartel bombs a School Bus
- Horse bites off man's testicle
- Hot free ass porn now taxed by Congress
- Hundreds watch public execution, great time had by all
- Hypnotised student joins Taliban
- Hyrdomethodilliumodyl
- IOC announces 'lack of dope' in 2008 Olympics
- In space, no one can hear the call to prayer
- India declares war on Richard Gere
- Indian man marries dog
- Irresponsible Hecklers urge on hesitant busker
- J.K. Rowling reveals title for Harry Potter 8!
- Jade Goody to be UN ambassador for Peace
- Japan launch really secret satellite
- Japanese Robot-babies
- Japanese girls heat up the Winter
- Japanese to harpoon fat people instead of whales in effort to combat growing obesity
- Japenese children under the age of 8 smarter than average American college student
- Jesus Christ Fucks someone to Death
- Jet Li attacks Chinese film censors
- Kasparov jailed for beating Putin at chess
- Kevin Rudd criticizes the Fire Nation
- Kim Jong Il thinks a 6-party talk is a kegger
- King of Thailand bans language
- Knut sends message to all other cute bears: SCREW OFF!
- Koreans plan to take over Earth
- Latest Newspoll results suggest Howard is even lagging behind the worm
- Lost Leg Legal Battle
- Mad Scientists Prepare to Activate Doomsday Device
- Malaysian forms peculiar analogies
- Man Killed By Hogging Karaoke
- Man eats world’s bitterest lemon to protest Olympics…
- Man misses flight
- McDonald's Announces Intention to Become A Sovereign Nation
- Melbourne tabloid cites boredom as cause of hypocrisy
- Misfired Nuke
- Mobilized methane moves motors
- Mother Teresa did not believe in God
- Mother cuts allowance
- Mr. Potato Head busted
- N.Korea opens pizzeria
- NFL Star Sucks -- Indicted
- Naomi Campbell begins sentence
- North Korea "To Deliver Details of Nuclear Capability"
- North Korea Sends Yuletide Warning to North Pole
- North Korea shuts down key cookie factory
- Nothing surprises scientists
- Nuclear blast fails to settle Kim Jong Il's hair
- Obama declares a new era of cooperation with China
- Obama promptly nukes North Korea
- Oddball Medical Measurement
- Official: Bears Do Sh*t in the Woods!
- Oh my God, Russia killed Kenny, you bastards!
- Olympic Torch Recalled
- Olympics to take place in Tibetan battle grounds "for an added thrill"
- Open season on sad clowns begins
- Orginal X-Box was the Weapons of mass destruction
- Pakistani man sells wife's soul to buy tractor
- Pakistani protesters burn effigy of themselves.
- Panda inspires fight against Chinese Government censorship
- Paralympics race leaves all contestants disabled for life
- Pat Robertson makes plans to run for God
- Phelps found to be hax0ring the Olympics
- Pokémon found in Indonesia
- Pope Mr Benedict Ratzinger XVI goes head to head with the Malaysian government
- Pope hits out at consumer culture, prefers time when Church owned everything
- Pope shown to be fraud in Sydney
- President places price freeze on chocolate commodities
- Pricasso paints with penis
- Putin's surprise nomination shocks Indonesia
- Revelations about Panda Genetics
- Russell Brand:"I Slept With Thatcher's Granddaughter."
- Russia plants flag at North Pole, launches real estate boom
- Russian man blows self up after train inspectors notice porn magazines
- Sacred Bull bites back
- Saddam's favourite teddy to be auctioned
- Samoan ruler not assassinated, unimportant
- Santa Claus blamed for recession, nuked by North Korea, becomes pirate
- Santa replies to children's letters; Truth revealed
- Scientist prove that this is NOT Sparta(aaaaaaaaa)!
- Second Coming of Anna Nicole Smith not expected anytime soon
- Shambo the Sacred Bull must Perform, Court Rules
- Socceroos lose to Iraq in 'Asian' cup
- Some video game released; Everyone gives rat's ass
- Someone dies
- Spain suspended after row between powers
- Spanish Olympic Basketball Team disqualified for being 'too asian'
- State of Emergency declared in Pakistan, all political assassinations to be suspended
- Stolen Swimming Pool
- Subliminal messaging concealed in Wikipedia
- Summer Travel Guide
- Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus
- Taliban 214, NATO 244 in ongoing Battlefield:Afganistan promotional match
- Taliban shoots Cheney
- Taliban vows to wipe out literacy in our lifetimes
- Tata introduces the world's cheapest car
- Terrorists surrender to American might
- Text Messaging "to replace the police".
- Thai police hunt Khun Gort
- The Great Wall of China continues to grow
- Thousands of Dancers Jailed After Opening Ceremony
- Tiger Woods out for rest of 08; cites lack of challangers
- ToiletBreak: Sequel to PrisonBreak
- Turkey's Founder a "Total Asshole"
- Uncyclopedia cabinet tightens visa policy for all Malaysian government workers from the Department of Homeland Security
- United States invasion of Iran imminent
- Universe 2.0 could be in the works
- Vietnam to Change Name of Currency
- We're all gonna die!
- West could have place in Afghan politics: Taliban
- Wii Remotes Begin To Rape Children
- Winter Canceled to Save on Warming and Cooling Costs.
- Wood cut-out sold for $58,000
- Worldwide Panic as Uncyclopedia is "down for maintenance"
- Worldwide crime rate quadruples during Earth Hour
- Zombies Attack US President