UnNews:Australia
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Australian UnNews- 'Niggers will steal our watermelons,' Australian government warns
- AC/DC tickets sell out across Australia in 7 nanoseconds
- Aboriginals are "not safe to eat", says Australian Coroner
- Australia Declares War On Antarctica, Carrot Juice
- Australia bans vowels in move to reduce government deficit
- Australia to Aborigines: 'Sorry for the killing and the stealing and stuff'
- Australian Citizenship Test
- Australian National Cricket Council forms
- Australian bureaucrats reaping covert fellative bonuses
- Austrian man manages to fulfil what is secretly every man's fantasy
- Bond Cat dies of Catnip Overdose
- Call for world leaders' penis size to be made public
- Cold snap hits Perth
- Creationist who stabbed and killed evolutionist given community service, probation
- Crikey! A Nation in Mourning
- Dead Body Found Swamps New Zealanders - Apparently A Big Deal
- FARK YOU America and Europe, you're ALL faggots!
- Former Australian President Kurt Waldheim dies
- Heath Ledger's death might've been publicity stunt, police suspects
- Heath Ledger Wins Golden Globe, Thousands of 'Dying To Win' Puns Made
- Howard cancels city-wide shutdown; imminent strike may shut down city
- Jeopardy producers sue Sodomy! creator
- Jesus Crikey! 5000 Australians flee flooding
- Kangaroo rescues Dog from Woman
- Kevin Rudd criticizes the Fire Nation
- Labor's new campaign: A new line of shirts
- Latest Newspoll results suggest Howard is even lagging behind the worm
- Left wing falls off Qantas 747 flight, no safety implications says Qantas
- Mad scientists less interesting than previously believed
- Melbourne tabloid cites boredom as cause of hypocrisy
- Mr. Potato Head busted
- Never Say Quit!
- No Such Thing As Swine Flu Admits Aussie PM
- No water to throw aboriginal children in
- Pope concerned about spherical earth
- Pope not welcome at Catholic festival
- Pope shown to be fraud in Sydney
- Queensland government to start using recycled water
- South Australian MP died in crossfire between mutants and cyborgs
- Steve Kernahan named Australian of the Year
- TZOD UPDATE: UnNews Australian correspondent dead?
- Tony Greig announces release of limited-edition Shane Warne "Red Wings" souvenir
