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Colonel Gaddafi heads Time Magazine's shortlist for Person of the Year

Tripoli, Libya --Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


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Colonel Gaddafi heads Time Magazine's shortlist for Person of the Year

Tripoli, Libya -- Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


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Teenager Seeks Restraining Order Against Jesus

LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss


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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Wales once again will become trapped within its own special atmosphere comprising mostly of rain and mist but occasional 'sheep storms' may appear in the late afternoon.


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  • In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day.


  • On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.


  • In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus.


  • In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.


Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild turkeys were spotted surfing tsunamis in the Indian Ocean.

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This weather forecast is correct once in a blue moon, and twice after two shots of tequilla.

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