UnNews:Big Brother twins to be "turned into plastic dolls"
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11 September 2007
UK BIG BROTHER TWINS Sam and Amanda Marchant are to be literally dipped into molten plastic and turned into two plastic dolls. The 19-year-old twins, from Newcastle-under-Lyme, who were joint runners up in the show, said: "It's a dream come true for us to sacrifice our vacuous, empty little lives to become a couple of full sized plastic figurines."
They added: "We're just so excited about being dipped into molten plastic and immortalised in this way. Ever since we were little boys we have dreamed of becoming two dolls, forever posed in some macabre, twisted pose of sexual depravity."
A spokesman for toy company Bimbos-R-Us, which has signed up the twins, said: "It is a measure of how far today's society has fallen when we hold these air headed, shallow, self-obsessed bimbos in such high regard. Still, we intend to milk them for every penny of profit we can get!"
"These girls are about to willingly jump into a vat of molten plastic and die a terribly painful death, how fucking thick can you be!"
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- save us! "Jesus". JESUS WHERE ARE YOU!?, September 11, 2007
