UnNews:Central America
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Central American UnNews- 11-year old girl arrested for "acting like an 11-year old"
- 50 Cent shot again, still no deaths.
- Andrew Flintoff offered presidency of Russia
- Annual Report into Xmas Sickies Released - Yes, They Still Cost Business Money
- Apple plans new iPod death base
- Bush goes on six day tour of Latin America
- Castro letter 'sign of recovery'
- Cause of Calif. 'mysterious shaking' discovered
- Chavez makes yet another beyond-the-grave visit to Castro
- Che's granddaughter exploits him
- Dachshund Consumption Declines
- Drinking Alcohol Causes Intoxication
- Drug dealers go on strike, rehabs becoming increasingly overbooked
- Ecstatic UNNEWS Writer Celebrates
- Fidel Castro dead, vows to continue as Cuban president
- Future of the US: Clinton's Mass Evacuations
- Glasses are officially declared geeky
- Hotmail services offline - MSN gnomes need fixes
- Iowa celebrates summer with world's largest pool
- Italian and Spanish turn to be the same language
- Jesus Christ Fucks someone to Death
- Los Angeles secedes from California, declares allegiance to Mexico
- Lost Leg Legal Battle
- Mad Scientists Prepare to Activate Doomsday Device
- McDonald's Announces Intention to Become A Sovereign Nation
- Mel Gibson makes gay movie
- Minority-hating Democrats seek to oust Gonzales
- Mobile Phones to be considered as weapons
- Mobilized methane moves motors
- Mother cuts allowance
- Mr. Potato Head busted
- NFL Star Sucks -- Indicted
- Nothing surprises scientists
- Oddball Medical Measurement
- Oliver Larch found after 116 years
- Open season on sad clowns begins
- Orginal X-Box was the Weapons of mass destruction
- Pat Robertson makes plans to run for God
- Pirates of the Caribbean attack Gonaïves
- Poll results: bass voted out by other instruments
- Pope shown to be fraud in Sydney
- Pricasso paints with penis
- Russell Brand:"I Slept With Thatcher's Granddaughter."
- Santa replies to children's letters; Truth revealed
- Second Coming of Anna Nicole Smith not expected anytime soon
- Shambo the Sacred Bull must Perform, Court Rules
- Skateboarding priest on leave
- Sochi announced as 2014 Winter Olymics host, many confused
- Someone dies
- Spain suspended after row between powers
- Stock market crashes; things looking up
- Stolen Swimming Pool
- Tata introduces the world's cheapest car
- Terrorists surrender to American might
- UnNews Sues United Nations
- Universe 2.0 could be in the works
- We're all gonna die!
- White House Press Secretary Perino is "like, really smart, you know?"
- Winter Canceled to Save on Warming and Cooling Costs.
- Woman spared jail after using pet cat as a hair-piece
- Worldwide Panic as Uncyclopedia is "down for maintenance"
- Worldwide crime rate quadruples during Earth Hour
