UnNews:East Asia
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East Asian UnNews
- Activists send female underwear to Burmese embassies
- BBC news frontpage hacked by hacker!
- Beijing Olympics Declared: No. 1 Olympics Ever
- China's 17th National Party Congress declares it is now the 'real Taiwan'
- China bans dairy product imports
- China kicks US TV into touch
- China locks down Tibetan Sichuan province over duck famine
- China outlaws reincarnation, Tibetan monks just found out.
- Chinese "overjoyed" to be learning about capitalism
- Chinese ships sexually harass US vessel
- Cornflake tester dies in Toilet Pie related incident
- Cow Tongue Creates Controversy
- Dachshund Consumption Declines
- Dalai Lama declares fatsuassu cause of poopoonogo
- Dead Caine pics exclusive!!!
- Drinking Alcohol Causes Intoxication
- Family calls for FBI investigation, denies rumors
- Fashion: Abercrombie out, Garbage In!
- Foreign film-makers happy with gender-segregation in malaysian state
- Frozen pizzas manufactured in China recalled by FDA
- Global Economy Wipes and Flushes
- Glow-in-the-dark kittens ready for Christmas
- Half-Squid Half-Octopus found off Hawaii, Japan bombs for more sushi
- Hot free ass porn now taxed by Congress
- Hyrdomethodilliumodyl
- I Can't Believe It's Not Communism! is recalled for containing Communism
- Icy spectre of Death visits Pearl Harbor ceremony to mock "survivors"
- In space, no one can hear the call to prayer
- India declares war on Richard Gere
- Iranian missile test photo 'digitally altered'
- JSDF recruits a goth loli, a schoolgirl and an idol singer in new special task force
- Jade Goody Spontaneously combusts!
- Jade Goody to be UN ambassador for Peace
- Japan launch really secret satellite
- Japenese children under the age of 8 smarter than average American college student
- Jesus Christ Fucks someone to Death
- Jet Li attacks Chinese film censors
- Justice! Kwai Chang Caine caught!
- Kotaku posts rumor: Sony corporation has Kotaku blackballed
- Lost Leg Legal Battle
- Mad Scientists Prepare to Activate Doomsday Device
- Man misses flight
- McDonald's Announces Intention to Become A Sovereign Nation
- Melamine contamination found in Chinese breast-milk
- Members of notorious Midget Gang detained in Malaysia
- Mobilized methane moves motors
- Mother Teresa did not believe in God
- Mother cuts allowance
- Mr. Potato Head busted
- Myanmar junta jails entire population
- NFL Star Sucks -- Indicted
- Nintendo recreates its corporate identity on the Wii
- North Korean Parliamentary elections 2009
- Nothing surprises scientists
- Obama: Ignore North Korea, and it will go away
- Oddball Medical Measurement
- Official: Bears Do Sh*t in the Woods!
- Only good press on Olympics to be allowed
- Open season on sad clowns begins
- Orginal X-Box was the Weapons of mass destruction
- Pakistani man sells wife's soul to buy tractor
- Pakistani protesters burn effigy of themselves.
- Pat Robertson makes plans to run for God
- Pokémon found in Indonesia
- Pope shown to be fraud in Sydney
- President places price freeze on chocolate commodities
- Pricasso paints with penis
- Putin's surprise nomination shocks Indonesia
- Russell Brand:"I Slept With Thatcher's Granddaughter."
- Sacred Bull bites back
- Samoan ruler not assassinated, unimportant
- Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased
- Scientists retrace waves to their source
- Second Coming of Anna Nicole Smith not expected anytime soon
- Shambo the Sacred Bull must Perform, Court Rules
- Shilpa to be Crowned new Monarch of Great Britain
- Skateboarding priest on leave
- Someone dies
- Spain suspended after row between powers
- Stolen Swimming Pool
- Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus
- Tata introduces the world's cheapest car
- Terrorists surrender to American might
- Universe 2.0 could be in the works
- Volleyballs to general banned
- White dolphin declared extinct, tasted great
- Winter Canceled to Save on Warming and Cooling Costs.
- World's Tallest Man saves Dolphin by shoving his arm down Dolphin's throat
- Worldwide Panic as Uncyclopedia is "down for maintenance"
- Worldwide crime rate quadruples during Earth Hour
