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16 September 2007
Elmo speaks out during the press conference.
- Today, Elmo had a press conference about the dangers of AIDS and what we can do to prevent it. He says that over the last few years, people in Africa have been dying of AIDS and do not know how to prevent it.
"Elmo has this to say: Did you know AIDS is actually a sexually transmitted disease originating from toxins in Croagunk urine?" said Elmo.
"If we want to stop the spread of AIDS, we have to kill the person with AIDS and have his penis get eaten by Mightyenas. It's the only way to stop you and Elmo from getting horrible AIDS." "That Elmo is the smartest Muppet I know," says one South African.
"But why would he suggest that to stop AIDS from spreading, we have to kill the person with the aforementioned illness and have his privates get eaten by Pokemon?" Thanks to Elmo's press conference, the people of Africa are planning to wipe out the entire Croagunk population on the continent. Even Mario and Luigi are aware of the disease thanks to the aforementioned press conference.
"Elmo is very convincing, especially when he speaks about diseases and what we can do to prevent and cure them," says an Afrikaner, Juney Andersson.
"I've never had AIDS in my entire life, but thanks to the lovable red Muppet we call Elmo, I know how to prevent AIDS."
