UnNews:Mad man shot dead at boar primary school
1 February 2008
A man has been shot dead at a boar school after he became aggressive in front of boar children.
Apparently the adult male human entered the school and started stomping his feet and trying to ride on the boars. Eventually they called in an expert marksman who shot the man in question thus saving the young boars from a potentially danegerous human.
Despite protests the young boars were taken inside before the killing took place.
"I really, REALLY hope I don't get sued for this and I am relying on the parents to get me through this difficult time."