UnNews:Middle East
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Middle East UnNews
- "Chemical Ali" sentenced to death; sons vow revenge, anger, denial, celibacy and all those good stuff
- "We've got motherfuckin' snakes" says airport official
- "Winds of War Not Brewing Due to Regional Fan Malfunction"
- '09 vintage Qatar marijuana shows promise
- 12 year old victim of "Religious Intolerance"
- 26 killed in Baghdad book store, "Harry Potter" books blamed
- A Divine Secret of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood: (Uncensored Version)
- Adam Carolla "Drinking with the Stars!"
- After seven years of war on terror, Americans kill a terrorist
- Ahmadinejad: Holocaust Was Really Big Gay Jew Sex Party
- Ahmadinejad Elected President of Israel
- Ahmadinejad steals Bush's watch
- Airline wins where Arabs fail
- Al-Qaeda No. 3 says he planned 9/11, says kangaroo court
- Al Qaeda meeting uncovered in online multiplayer game
- Alberto voted off the Island on Survivor: Washington
- America accuses Iran of stealing cookies from the cookie jar
- America criticised for environmental damage
- American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee Sues Boy/Costume
- American cargo ship fires warning shot at Iranian after he sneezes
- Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad
- Ankara destroys Armenian church
- Arabs left in dismay after global warming-caused depletion of sand levels leave North African countries broke
- Authenticity of latest bin Laden video questioned
- BAA boss 'unaware' of T5.
- BBC: New Doctor Who May Be An Arab
- BBC Lets Down Viewers Again in Free Giveaway
- BBC announces plans for embedded journalists to enlist with US forces
- Bad economy forces terrorists to change tactics
- Bin Laden a Christian?
- Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference
- BizNews: McCormick & Company walk a tightrope on turkey incursions
- Bond Cat dies of Catnip Overdose
- Britain attempts to make plane crashes more deadly
- British academic boycott targeted "to thwart colonialism"
- Bush asks Congress for Surge for troops
- Bush expected as Redeemer in the Holy Land
- Bush not sure if Iraq war was worth it
- Bush to announce Iraqi troop increase
- Bush was right, Saddam did have Yellow Cake
- Bush will serve as a troop in Iraq
- Bush wins "war on terror"
- CIA Agents Supplying Viagra to Afghan Warlords
- CIA worker lauded for beating
- Carpenter dominates Pirates in Cardinals win
- Celebrities Complain That Twitter Is Now Too Political
- Cheney to Nuke Iran Between 9 and 11 AM Saturday
- Cheney visits Hell to shore up support for Iraq war
- Chuckle Brothers in Iraq
- Coarse conduct confounds construction
- Cow Tongue Creates Controversy
- Dachshund Consumption Declines
- Dalai Lama declares fatsuassu cause of poopoonogo
- Dictators hail Jewish peace plan
- Disney and Yum! Join Fight Against Pirate Copyright Bandits
- Doctors amazed what reporter can do with half a brain
- Dr. Kevorkian to be released from prison, sent to help Iraqi suicide bombers
- Drinking Alcohol Causes Intoxication
- Ecstatic UNNEWS Writer Celebrates
- Experts:Mediterranean's climate curiously resembles pea soup
- Fat president is Iraq's last unresolved problem
- Fatah, Hamas agree to withdraw grues from conflict
- Female bomber trashes Shi'ite campus
- First Saddam sighting in Texas
- Fourth holocaust movie puts Tehran on alert
- George Bush arrives in America
- George W Bush Will Search For The Emerald Sword
- German scientists unearth a row of suckers belonging to the ancient Octopoda order.
- Governments around the world condemn Ahmadinejad for use of the word 'The'
- Halliburton: “Psst! Wanna buy a kidney?”
- Hamas protests 40 years of an Israeli-controlled Jerusalem by shooting Fattah activists
- Hot free ass porn now taxed by Congress
- Hugo Chavez moves to nationalise Venezuela goat farms
- Hundreds watch public execution, great time had by all
- Hyrdomethodilliumodyl
- Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei calls UK as new Great Satan
- Iran: Israel 'iz lyke ttly ghey'
- Iran Cures AIDS
- Iran holds conference to debate the existence of women
- Iran opens "Holocaust Revue"
- Iranian Secret Service Hails "Operation UnNews Apathy" a "Great Success"
- Iranian president's heart crushed by bully
- Iraq - US study shows Feng Shui a Success
- Iraq detainees suffering from 'excessive boredom'
- Iraq wins war; United States declares total surrender
- Iraqi PM tells Americans they don't have to go home, but they can't stay here!
- Israel Offers a 'Mezzanine' Solution to Palestinians
- Israel brokers peace between Hamas and Fatah
- Israel deploys the latest in its arsenal - giant inflated Jews
- Israel expands Gaza offensive
- Israel pledges more AIDS to Gaza
- Israeli army chief resigns: "I did it my way"
- Israeli president accused of rape, opens fire during a press conference
- Israelis and Palestinians agree on permanent war
- James Cameron finds lost tomb of Popeye
- Jesus Christ Fucks someone to Death
- Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory
- Joshua leads Israelite defense force to victory
- Khaleid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses
- Kylie Minogue cancels tour dates after costume "malfunction"
- Lebanese citizens protest lack of war efforts
- Lebanese parties pulling their socks for upcoming elections
- Lebanon confirms settlement plans
- Local shepherd displaces workforce
- Lost Gospel Reveals Relations Between Early Christianity and Scientology
- Lost Leg Legal Battle
- Mad Scientists Prepare to Activate Doomsday Device
- Man misses flight
- Manual of Life unearthed, disappointment ensues
- McDonald's Announces Intention to Become A Sovereign Nation
- McDonalds To Join UN Trademark Skirmish
- Mexican delegation sent to Gaza for border-crossing study
- Mobilized methane moves motors
- Mother Teresa did not believe in God
- Mother cuts allowance
- Mr. Potato Head busted
- Muqtada al-Sadr Wins "Iraqi Idol"
- Mysterious fart debacles Middle-Eastern summit
- NFL Star Sucks -- Indicted
- Nelson Mandela dies at age 88
- Nothing surprises scientists
- Obama vows to hunt down Easter Bunny; find eggs
- Oddball Medical Measurement
- Open season on sad clowns begins
- Orginal X-Box was the Weapons of mass destruction
- Osama Bin Laden makes surprise visit to the United States
- Osama bin Laden endorses Obama for President
- Osama bin Laden found hiding in Big Brother house
- Osama bin Laden to release next video exclusively on Blu-ray DVD
- Pat Robertson makes plans to run for God
- Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide
- Pope shown to be fraud in Sydney
- President Bush plans to hire Jack Bauer for terrorism fight
- President places price freeze on chocolate commodities
- Presidental elections cancelled - no budget left after war efforts
- Pricasso paints with penis
- Rumsfeld blames fiasco on faulty simulations
- Russell Brand:"I Slept With Thatcher's Granddaughter."
- Russia plants flag at North Pole, launches real estate boom
- Sacred Bull bites back
- Saddam's favourite teddy to be auctioned
- Saddam's tomb found empty after 3 days; resurrected leader appears to followers
- Saddam execution to be released on special edition DVD
- Santa Claus Executed in Baghdad
- Santa replies to children's letters; Truth revealed
- Saudis announce they are increasing gas prices
- Seals of the Apocalypse discovered
- Second Coming of Anna Nicole Smith not expected anytime soon
- Shambo the Sacred Bull must Perform, Court Rules
- Skateboarding priest on leave
- Soccer victory proves Iraq strategy is working, says Bush
- Solvent abuse amongst Jewish Teens increases
- Someone dies
- Son kills father and uncle
- Spain suspended after row between powers
- Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group
- Stolen Swimming Pool
- Stop dressing like whores, you whores!
- Summer Travel Guide
- Syria: tension mounts as presidential elections enters final phase
- Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus
- TZOD UPDATE: Dubai gets serious, culprits shot and caught
- Tagruato blamed for internet outages in Middle East
- Talented boy discovered in Beirut
- Taliban vows to wipe out literacy in our lifetimes
- Tata introduces the world's cheapest car
- Tehran Gay Pride 2007 Announced
- Terrorists destroy pie factory
- Terrorists surrender to American might
- Thai man jailed for photoshopping
- Toxic gas latest insurgent weapon
- Troops to present themselves as more lucrative shot to protect Prince Harry's return to Afghanistan
- Turkeys press rice into gorillas in bizarre tribal custom
- U.S. investment in Iraqi reconstruction reported perfect
- U.S. military reports 0 U.S. deaths in Iraq
- UAE to cancel USA's $9 Trillion Debt
- UN Security Council imposes sanctions on North Pole
- USA "Underwhelmed" by prospect of Beckham
- US accuses Iran of poor fashion sense
- US releases Iran terror duck video
- Universe 2.0 could be in the works
- Vetoing Congressional funding bill, Bush launches telethon to raise money for Iraq
- Video game characters are to blame for rising oil prices, New war on the horizon
- Vladimir Putin is "so gay," says President Bush
- War-Weary Iraq Apathetic to US Troop Surge: “Are- are they in yet...?”
- Wave of nostalgia sweeps Iran
- We're all gonna die!
- West boycotts UN conference on racism due to fears Iranians may attend
- White House Press Secretary Perino is "like, really smart, you know?"
- White house announces a binding time table for Iraq withdrawal
- Wikipedia invades
- Winter Canceled to Save on Warming and Cooling Costs.
- Woman's giant penis explodes killing millions
- World's oldest man, Jesus Christ, celebrates 2009th birthday
- World Powers Await Iran's Report Card
- Worldwide Panic as Uncyclopedia is "down for maintenance"
- Worldwide crime rate quadruples during Earth Hour
