UnNews:New poll shows that UFOs are boring
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22 November 2007
A new study by the new study association of newstudyville showed that 69% of the US population doesn't find alien technology or aircraft fascinating anymore. "We just don't care about that stuff anymore," stated a participant, "We have more important things to think about, like same sex marriages."
The study was preformed on November the 10th, but the results weren't in right away because the collection committee had "Personal problems" including things like fitness goals and murder. When the results where finally calculated on the 21st, the statistics shocked social scientists and crackpots alike. "We had no idea that the public lost their interest in the unknown" stated Dr. Jk Waffles Maguee, writer of books such as "The Unknown" and "Alien Tech." "No wonder all of my books sold a maximum of 5 copies." Thought Maguee.
The results where staggeringly informative: 69% Has no interest in the topic. 5% Devoted their lives to the topic. 12% Slammed the door on their faces. 10% Didn't speak English. 2% Tried to eat the survey sheet. The poll results could also be found with more in depth crap at the Newstudyville's offline website.
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