UnNews:Noobs Agree: Admins ARE Sexy, Cool AND Helpful

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18 June 2007

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Today, a NEW survey prepared by Wikimedia has indicated that the Admins are indeed COOL , SEXY, and HELPFUL. The survey, taken by IPs and Noobs have stated that the Admins are truly cool, sexy and helpful. One Noob asked that why is it that the Admins will NOT make a Girls Gone Wild type of videotape and sell it, so that they can make FAR more money than even Jimbo Wales. When Jimbo Wales was asked about this, he said that he'll let the Admins do that, BUTT that HE gets 1/2 of the proceeds and that he'll let the Admins have sex on Wikimedia or jerk off/jill off IF he gets 7/8 of the proceeds.

Some wit said that he'll collect the "white stuff" and sell it as mayonnaise. Police arrested the Asshole, who turned out to be Hillary Clinton.

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