UnNews:North America
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
North American UnNews
- "America is Mine" declares Bush
- "Googling" Could Replace 4 Years Of Med School
- "I love rape" declares George Bush
- "New Years" Resolution Voted Down
- "Sexter" abused, possibly raped
- "Some standard sandwich-condiments are ungodly," Catholic church claims
- "Spoiled Children's Fund" forms to help rich.
- "The Unexpected" hits family
- "Zip disk" angry at Floppy and others for faze out
- 'Kids should be allowed to smoke' says Governor Schwarzenegger
- 'Tedward' remembered by Caroline Kennedy
- 100 millionth iPod sold
- 13 Year Old Noob Commits Suicide, Internet blamed (Again..)
- 165 today, Muhammad Ali's "greatest" quotes
- 2008 Election may be decided by Xbox Live Achievement points
- 2008 election race continues
- 2008 why didn't anyone of think of that before award, awarded
- 2 Cherries Spontaneously Popped at Annual Virginity Ball
- 57% increase in crass articles on Uncyclopedia after announcement of annual Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball
- 75% of turkeys "addicted to cocaine"
- AVG Antivirus detects Microsoft Windows as a Virus
- A Divine Secret of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood: (Uncensored Version)
- Adorable puppy announces surprise run for presidency
- African-American parents upset over BET's Cartoon "Read A Book"
- Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy"
- Against all odds Conservapedia celebrates its first birthday
- Ahmadinejad snaps up "renovators delight" - US missile base
- Aide Sent to Guantanamo Bay After Interrupting Bush's "Important Presidential Work"
- Al-Qaeda No. 3 says he planned 9/11, says kangaroo court
- Al-Qaeda claims responsibility for suicide raccoon
- Al Gore implicated in profiteering from climate change, Acadamy pulls Oscar
- Al Gore poised to win Oscar for "Best Vice President in a Movie"
- Al Gore wins Noble Peas Prize
- Al Sharpton, Mormon leaders agree: We're both kooks
- Alaska finds Sarah Palin abused power
- Alberto voted off the Island on Survivor: Washington
- Alex Trebek fails to answer in form of question, suffers heart attack
- Altria achieves revenge on Reader's Digest
- America Regrets not Electing Samuel L Jackson
- America criticised for environmental damage
- America moves to execute porn stars
- America seeks return to British rule
- America uneasy about Queen's 16 year visit
- American Blacks in Massive Nationwide Protests
- American Idol loser hosts razor blade party
- American army to respond to encounter with Iranian ship by bombing Iran with Arabic-English dictionaries
- American entertainment news sources in a panic
- American government to start distributing food stamps to the wealthy
- Americans growing discontent with media--bird flu to blame?
- Amish Secretly Masters of Science
- Amnesty International claims defeat, disbands
- An all new, prettier, better blue screen of death
- An eulogy for common sense and responsibility
- And the Mays is gone!
- Anglican church does split on gays
- Angry Donkey Mauls and Violates Tourist, then Reporter
- Angry Donkey Viciously Mauls Tourists, then Reporter
- Animals Fight Back!
- Anna Nicole Smith: Real Life Satirizes Uncyclopedia!
- Anna Nicole Smith "still dead", authorities say
- Anna Nicole Smith to be divided into thirds, distributed
- Annual Report into Xmas Sickies Released - Yes, They Still Cost Business Money
- Anthill collapse leaves 4 ants dead
- Anthropologists encounter America's only Euro soccer fan
- Apple iPhone not actually able to make calls
- Apple iTunes update shuts off PalmOS devices
- Apple purchases exclusive rights to lowercase "I"
- Apple to found Revolutionary new utopian community: The iTown.
- Apple unveils new device - the "rotary phone"
- Approach of Christmas brings a rapid increase in amount of advertisements in media
- Aquaman "waiting for apology" after saving world
- Area 51 opened to public
- Armed standoff ends with derision, suspect scoffed at
- Army Corps in New Orleans meets bump in the road to rebuilding
- Arrests made after drug dealers complain of fraud
- Article gets +21 votes on VFH
- Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them
- At Iowa Dinner, Candidates Eat Clinton
- Auto Industry To Receive Massive Bailout
- BBC news frontpage hacked by hacker!
- BOOYAH! Obama Makes Strong Showing in Texas Debate
- BREAKING NEWS:Nerd Rebels destroy the DvDeath Star
- Bad economy forces terrorists to change tactics
- Baking Recipes For Thanksgiving
- Bank of America eyes Barclays, Barclays calls police
- Banks funding SETI
- Barack Obama accused of being too left-handed
- Barack Obama becomes a Political Claude Rains
- Barack Obama defeats George W. Bush in 2008 Presidential Election. Becomes first black president since Bill Clinton.
- Barack Obama in Kiss 'n' Tell Shocker
- Barack Obama is Robert Downey Junior
- Barack Obama named "number one contender" for the White House
- Barack Obama scores big win in Spanish Primary
- Barrack Obama claims to "put an end to civil rights movement"
- Barry Bonds hits 755 consecutive home runs in single inning
- Battle breaks out in preschool over the color of the Easter bunny's fur
- Beatles Catalogue to be incinerated
- Big Bopper still dead
- Biker pwned by turkey
- Bill Clinton supports Barack Obama
- Bill Gates criticized over name change
- Bill Gates stars in a commercial about nothing
- Bill Murray commits suicide in 80s entertainment death pact
- Bill O'Reilly condemns subway rescuer for "disgusting physical closeness to another man"
- Bill O'Reilly predicts America will become Sweden
- Bill O'Reilly wins Funniest Comedy Show Award
- Billy Donovan concedes election, then retracts concession
- Bin Laden claims responsibility for Wii injuries
- Black Barbie "Unveiled"
- Blue Tomatoes found in California, scientists puzzled
- Body of Christ abducted from church
- Bombings on South Carolina force thousands below ground
- Boston thrown into chaos after nuclear detonations
- Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl
- Breakfast cult drops toast butter-side up
- Breathing may lead to cancer
- Brett Favre traded to Winnipeg Jets
- Brian Peppers executed, jury votes 9 to 6 in favor of execution
- Brit Chef serves up Crap
- British man victim of "W" virus
- Britney Spears desperately tries to take media spotlight away from Anna Nicole
- Britney unveils new album!
- Brokeback Mountain star found alive
- Brutal shark attack in Wyoming
- Bush: Peaceful Iranian resolution "boring"
- Bush "too easy", satirists threaten strike
- Bush Brain Surgery
- Bush Creates Czar Czar post
- Bush Proposes 9 Month Energy Plan
- Bush Sr. to join RAF
- Bush administration creates Department of Fear
- Bush asks Congress for Surge for troops
- Bush assembles unemployment transition team
- Bush awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to Scooter Libby
- Bush breaks tradition, doesn't pardon Thanksgiving turkey
- Bush confused at 400th anniversary of Jamestown founding
- Bush disappointed that people don't make fun of him any more
- Bush had Sex and Didn't Realize it
- Bush introduces revolutionary legislation to Congress
- Bush leans back in chair, sighs, checks watch, sighs again
- Bush names teddy bear after Jesus
- Bush on Blair's departure: "My bad!"
- Bush pronounces "nuclear" correctly, approval rating skyrockets
- Bush retreats in war on drugs
- Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen
- Bush takes cue from Chavez; vows to nationalize media
- Bush tells Truth - treated for shock
- Bush to Give Medal of Freedom to fellow Warmongers
- Bush to announce Iraqi troop increase
- Bush to play Darth Vader in latest Star Wars movie
- Bush to send more troops to St. Helens in effort to appease Volcano God
- Bush vetoes 2009 pullout
- Bush vetoes budget, "Takeout bill" returns to Congress
- Bush visits Walter Reed and everything is fine now
- Bush was right, Saddam did have Yellow Cake
- Bush weighs options for third member to the Axis of Evil
- Bush will not be rushed into decision
- Butthead found
- Butts Irritated by Lack of Toilet Paper, Turns the Other Cheek to Theft
- CDC advocates female genital mutilation
- CIA worker lauded for beating
- CNN's Situation Room overwhelmed on Super Tuesday; Blitzer hospitalized
- CNN apologizes for allowing debate question from Giuliani in drag
- CNN wins New Hampshire Primary, narrowly beating Fox News
- Calif. man eats wild mushrooms, dies
- California violates civil rights
- Call for world leaders' penis size to be made public
- Calls For Banning Males In Response to College Shooting
- Calvin Klein billboard atom blasts envelope
- Campaign leaders prepare for Guam Primaries
- Canadian Liberal Party Leader Stéphane Dion comes out of the closet
- Canadian Spies!
- Cancer Child Killed in extremely unlikely Trolly Accident.
- Candidates tremble as Ralph Nader announces he may run again
- Cap and Trade Bill passing might do more harm than good
- Car Dealer Announces National Used Car Screening Day
- Car accident statistics were just bunch of crap
- Carpenter dominates Pirates in Cardinals win
- Carrot Top Missing At Sea As Tour Boat Vanishes
- Cat and mouse duo finally find peace in God?
- Cat arrested for plan to assassinate the President
- Cause of Calif. 'mysterious shaking' discovered
- Cause of global warming discovered
- Celebrity wins Father of the Year Award
- Chavez makes yet another beyond-the-grave visit to Castro
- Che's granddaughter exploits him
- Cheney destroys satellite in space
- Cheney gets a battery change
- Cheney raps Bush - "Should have pardoned Libby"
- Cheney visits Hell to shore up support for Iraq war
- Chesnut Wins Flesh Eating Contest
- Chicago teams merge; staduims empty
- Child baffled by theft of own nose
- Child believes he is airplane, dinosaur
- Child infected with ADHD murders hundreds after governors decision to ban chocolate in Louisiana
- Children's storytime reader fired for inappropriate behavior
- China kicks US TV into touch
- Chirac: "France won World War II!"
- Chocolate eggs under growing threat from witches' broom
- Chris Moyles killed by Lurpack Man
- Chupacabras latest pet craze
- Chupacabras new pets to the stars
- Circuit City employee thwarts terror plot
- Circus Animals go extinct
- Class Action suit to sue those in Class Action suit
- Cleaver craze of 2008 finally dies down
- Cleveland Cavaliers 'Give Up'
- Cleveland man not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby
- Climbing Mt. Hood in December not a good idea, probably
- Clinton Gets Menopausal on Campaign Trail
- Clinton argues that, unlike Obama, she would be fully dressed at 3 AM
- Clinton backer breaks leash runs away to Obama yard
- Clinton calls on Obama to drop out despite his 92 delegate lead
- Clinton quits race for Whitehouse
- Clinton shot over Bosnia claim
- Comedian stumbles around for appropriate Ted Kennedy joke, fails
- Company that packs transistors onto tiny chips pledges to pack more transistors into same size chips
- Confused pet shop owners stock up on Beetles
- Confusion in White House as nobody agrees on election winner
- Congress Debates Porn Industry Bailout
- Congress hot for Plame
- Congress officially bans all names with apostrophes.
- Congressional Budget Office Thinks Realistically About Expenses
- Congressman Defends Legalized Assault Rifles States "Traffic has never been better!".
- Connecticut Governor Passes Law Requiring Deer To Use Crosswalks
- Conservapedia encourages pr0n
- Constitution Repealed by Executive Order
- Cookie truck gets flipped; all hell breaks loose
- Costco to sell marijuana by the bushel
- Coulter narrowly beats O'Reilly, Limbaugh for hottest conservative
- Couple goes to Kingdom Hall by mistake
- Creationist who stabbed and killed evolutionist given community service, probation
- Crime committed in Las Vegas
- Crowd officially ready to rock
- Cthulhu leads Democratic primaries
- D.C. in chaos as Barack Obama buys donuts from local Dunkin Donuts
- D.C. insiders surprised at Afghan graft outcry
- DNC decides to sit Florida's and Michigan's delegates
- Dachshund Consumption Declines
- Dalai Lama declares fatsuassu cause of poopoonogo
- Dalek announces presidential run
- Dancing with the Stars: Ann Coulter Signs for 2008 Season
- Dannielynn paternity determined: it's the medical examiner
- David Caruso's tears found to cure blindness
- Dawkins: Legalise Sex With Monkies Now
- Daycare center gives children heroin
- DeLay shares the love in new book
- Dead Caine pics exclusive!!!
- Dead pregnant marine divorced
- Dean Hurricane threatens rowdy frat boys in Cancun
- Death fridge terrorizes nation
- Death to Anorexia
- Defending champions, Philadelphia Phillies, already lose bid for playoffs
- Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis
- Department of Homeland Security Ordered to Cut Spending
- Desert Bears
- Dewey Defeats Obama
- Dick Cheney, daughter's baby look oddly similar
- Dick Cheney eats the Prime Minister Tony Blair
- Dick Cheney revokes the commute of "Scooter Libby's" sentence, Libby sent back to jail in Hysterics.
- Dick Cheney wins Nobel Peace Prize for "A Convenient Lie"
- Dipsy mysteriously dissapears after accusation of Tinky Winky's murder
- Disabled dog wins title of Mr. Congeniality
- Disgruntled teen goes on rampage, destroys city
- Disney's Tigger takes stern action against copyright violators
- Disney to Make a "Malibu Chainsaw Massacre" Movie
- Distraught Fly Family To Sue White House
- Doctors amazed what reporter can do with half a brain
- Dog bites Man
- Donald Rumsfeld opens pizza parlor
- Dora is evil
- Dow Soars 900 Points On Paulson's New Liquidation Policy
- Dr. Kevorkian to be released from prison, sent to help Iraqi suicide bombers
- Drinking Alcohol Causes Intoxication
- Driverless Cars 'Not Quite Ready Yet'
- Duke Nukem Forever Celebration delayed again
- Dullsville featured on Wikipedia's Main Page
- Earth "too badass" for future alien invasion
- Ebony and Ivory break-up
- Eddie Murphy has artistic license revoked.
- Edwards quit campaign just to watch season premiere of Lost
- Elmo doll on the run after threatening child
- Emo Dynasty Collapses
- Emo suicide outlawed, decrees God
- Empire state building to be painted green
- Engineers experimenting with Kool-Aid as a source of fuel for rockets
- Eskimos proposed for U.S. endangered species list
- European critics praise American performance artist
- Ex-Wife files for child custody: “Since Michael died he’s too busy to see our children!”
- Exclusive: Lou Dobbs to Be Deported
- Exclusive: White House Visitor's Log
- FAA Inspectors told to not point out airplanes missing wings
- FAA bans oxygen from airplanes
- FBI finds suspicious passenger on airplane, blows it up
- FDA declares Mad Cool disease an epidemic
- FISA law passes
- FOX News Study: 90% of liberals hate liberals
- FOX News embraces newest form of protest: teabagging
- FOX News notes coincidence between Obama pushing Health Care plan, celebrities dying.
- FOX chief Roger Ailes nominates Osama Bin Laden
- Facebook users say yes to changes
- Falling metal had "Earthly origin"
- Falwell's Death Linked to Gays, Feminists, Liberals
- Family calls for FBI investigation, denies rumors
- Family upset over compliment
- Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender
- Fashion: Abercrombie out, Garbage In!
- Fastest Computer in the World Based on the Atari Jaguar
- Fat president is Iraq's last unresolved problem
- Fed cuts rates 1/86 percentage point; People still broke
- Fed up fish fight ferociously
- Federal Agent Infiltrates Hell
- Federal Reserve burns Vegas casino money in emergency move
- Federal Reserve holds interest rates low until chairman pays off loans
- Feline Advocacy Group Launches Cat Grammar Initiative
- Fidel Castro finally admits he is dead
- Final Harry Potter book "will be shit"
- Final damage assessment in Malibu fire: Suzanne Somers not dead
- Fire + Microwave = Boom? Yeah.
- First Person Dies from Funny Overload Since the 80’s
- Fisher-Price recalls toys caked in radioactive material
- Fit for a Princess: LeBron's new house is a little girl's paradise
- Florida Man Goes On Wild Killing Spree
- Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water
- Former Obama taxi driver calls media "unfair" in yet another display of despicable radicalism
- Former Science Director burnt at stake for believing in Evolution
- Forrest Gump runs for President in 2008
- Fountain Of Youth Found!!!
- Fourth holocaust movie puts Tehran on alert
- French Pen Pal disgusted after receiving third letter about the New York Yankees
- Frozen pizzas manufactured in China recalled by FDA
- Fruitfly tasered after flying too close to senator
- Future of the US: Clinton's Mass Evacuations
- G20 conference disrespects Gangsta NG 20 Gauge Upside Yo Head, Gimme My Money, Yo?
- GM Robot to enter cognitive therapy
- GM purchases Indian languages
- GOP calls for Pelosi resignation
- GOP vows to crank dat Soulja Boy
- Gaming Addict Killed at Own Computer, Doesn't Notice
- General Motors Wins Hollywood Contract to Manufacture Blondes
- General calls gay sex immoral, continues to support murder
- Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory
- George Bush Declares War On Terry
- George Bush Plans Career in Writing Pop-Up Books
- George Bush Resigns! Cheney Given Presidency
- George Carlin Dies
- George W. Bush and Japanese Prime Minister invent a new secret hand-shake
- George W. Bush is Batman
- George W Bush Will Search For The Emerald Sword
- Georgian Naional Guard on red alert
- Giant ants outraged by depictions in Indiana Jones film
- Giuliani declares victory in Florida despite huge loss
- Giuliani revamps strategy to focus just on Miami-Dade County
- Glenn Beck goes nuts, accuses Cars.gov of taking over computers
- Glenn Beck loses sponsors goes even more insane
- Global Economy Wipes and Flushes
- Global Panic as website is taken down
- Glow-in-the-dark kittens ready for Christmas
- Goats boycott Sony in slaying protest
- God declares Fargo a test area for disasters as blizzard hits
- God forgives British Columbia
- God has tightened his "bible belt"
- God refuses to commit to Kentucky
- Godless Europeans blast US technological dominance
- Gonzales does not remember eating babies
- Google to privacy campaigners: We know where you live
- Google touches heaven after months of intensive research
- Gore says "Canada full of fraud"
- Government confirms existence of "Area 7" for aliens in Guantanamo
- Government employees pocket $1.6 million
- Government to distribute chocolate chip cookies to Americans in "stimulus package"
- Greek oracle disgusted at America, years of destruction ahead
- Green Day says bad things about Wal-Mart
- Greenpeace releases new line of Green Pieces to help spread vision of peace
- Grizzly bear mauls colt in post-Superbowl revenge killing
- Guantanamo Bay Prison to be converted to "torture your own Arab" theme park
- Guitar Virtuoso Defeats Rap Master
- Guns wreak havoc at Parkinson’s disease fundraiser
- Guy Gets Crazy
- H.J Heinz Forced to Relinquish HP Sauce to Hewlett Packard
- HR Director slowly losing it
- Half-Squid Half-Octopus found off Hawaii, Japan bombs for more sushi
- Halliburton: “Psst! Wanna buy a kidney?”
- Hammond nominated for 2 positions
- Hannah Monatana Unmasked as Russian Spy
- Happy 40th Birthday Internet!
- Happy grandmother accidentally becomes four-star general
- Harold Lauder helps Boulder again!
- Harry Potter murders everyone at Hogwarts
- Harvard decides to cease admissions
- Having already decided results of 2008 elections, U.S. media moves on to predicting 2012 results
- He-She T driver is a dunderhead
- Heath Ledger's death might've been publicity stunt, police suspects
- Heath Ledger found alive and well in California
- Helen Keller arrested for public indecency
- Hello Kitty ships guns to the US
- Henry Bobart: still single
- Hiccup outbreak causes panic
- High court orders woman to "get a sense of humor"
- Highway man gets wheelchair ride
- Hikers warned not to fuck with Mount Hood
- Hilary to escape?
- Hillary Clinton: "I've got 35 years of experience fighting bears"
- Hillary Clinton To Become Chairman Of The U.S. Joint Chiefs Of Staff
- Hillary Clinton drops out, endorses Barack Obama
- Hillary Clinton wants votes of a small Greek island counted in Democratic primary
- Hillary Kicks off new Campaign Strategy, Doomed to Fail.
- Hobo caught peeing on a pile of apples in a local Wal★Mart
- Holden Caulfeld on America's economic crisis and gay celebrities - What should we do?
- Homosexuals in danger of extinction
- Hos threaten to tell Imus mommy
- Host of NBC's "To Catch a Predator" arrested for attempted rape of a minor
- Hostages taken, Mickey Mouse refuses to negotiate
- Hot chick recalls 21.7 pounds of meat
- Hot free ass porn now taxed by Congress
- Hotmail services offline - MSN gnomes need fixes
- Housing Crunch Claims Life
- How Apple can mess with your life
- Hugo Chavez moves to nationalise Venezuela goat farms
- Humans “to blame” for climate change
- Hurricane George sweeps across North America, barely hits anything
- Husband comes out as gay, wife not surprised
- Hydrogen claims Rule over Universe: Chemical Warfare ensues
- Hyrdomethodilliumodyl
- ICANN to announce .KID domain
- IPhone Escapes Burning Building Unharmed
- IPwn release meets no interest at all
- I Can't Believe It's Not Communism! is recalled for containing Communism
- I am hungry
- Ice slabs fall in Toronto, mayor calls for 'tons' of salt
- Image of Anna Nicole Smith found in peanut butter
- Immigration Officers Raid US Senate; Legislative Branch Denies Wrongdoing
- Impromptu Thunderdome erupts at Florida gas station
- In last weeks of presidency, Bush saves world
- In response to Chinese construction of world's largest ferris wheel, United States commissions construction of world's largest strip pole
- In response to widespread devastation in California, Bush declares war on fire
- India declares war on Richard Gere
- Infallible polygraph test causes 534 Congressional suicides
- International Community Reacts to Nude Photos of "High School Musical" Actress
- Iowa celebrates summer with world's largest pool
- Iowa invites California to pool party
- Iraq - US study shows Feng Shui a Success
- Iraq WMD's finally located - interrogee confesses, Lassie Hurt
- Iraq wins war; United States declares total surrender
- Irish Duckists Storm The Beaches of Derry and Antrim
- Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its Professor Stephen Hawking!
- Israel Offers a 'Mezzanine' Solution to Palestinians
- Italian loser buys Texas town, seller is amused
- J.D. Salinger sues self
- J.K. Rowling reveals title for Harry Potter 8!
- J.P. Morgan CEO goes hunting, world's most expensive bear gets killed
- Jack Thompson Cuts Out His Appendix
- James Brown dies, a full 30 years after Soul Music died
- James Dobson accuses Barack Obama of being a "well-endowed negro"
- Janitor finds 40 year old Big Mac in Closet
- Japanese to harpoon fat people instead of whales in effort to combat growing obesity
- Japenese children under the age of 8 smarter than average American college student
- Jay Leno's chin falls off
- Jeopardy producers sue Sodomy! creator
- Jesus Christ Busts Paris Out of Jail
- Jesus Christ Fucks someone to Death
- Jesus Christ endorses Obama
- Jesus loves Huckabee more than Romney
- Jesus turns on rapture
- Jet Li attacks Chinese film censors
- Jidhadist in our Midst, Now in our breakfast?
- Jill Stanek wins pro-choice Sanger Award!
- Jim Skinner announces resignation as McDonalds CEO, or something
- Jimbo Wales accused of abusing his power at Wikipedia
- Jimbo Wales doesn't believe in Santa Claus
- Jimbo Wales wants to be president
- Joe Biden says President FDR spoke on TV during the stock market crash
- John Dorian struck from medical register
- John McCain Chooses Michael Palin As His Running Mate
- John McCain calls for War on Bears
- John McCain caught on camera during peacetime
- Jon Stewart plagiarizes UnNews!
- Josh Hamilton knocks satellite out of orbit during Home-run Derby 2008
- Journalist discovers news, reports on it
- Journalists discover Republican Alan Keyes is running for president
- Judge: New England Patriot Act violates Constitution
- Judge Orders man to become a nerd
- Judge Sues Over Lost Toothpaste Cap
- Justice! Kwai Chang Caine caught!
- Justin Timberlake breaks his back in concert
- Justin Timberlake sues Britney Spears for making sexy out of style
- Kansas abortion doctor killed in his church
- Ken Lay finds new life in Hell
- Kennedy has been shot
- Kenneth Starr vows to investigate Obama sex scandal
- Kevin Smith promises a new edition of Jersey Girl
- King Edward blasts U.S. over dynamitic tests
- Kings traded to NFL
- Klansman's home targeted by gunman
- Knut sends message to all other cute bears: SCREW OFF!
- Koreans plan to take over Earth
- Kotaku posts rumor: Sony corporation has Kotaku blackballed
- Kylie Minogue cancels tour dates after costume "malfunction"
- Lack of Manpower, US Army Reenlists Dead
- Lack of houses slows California fires
