UnNews:Tiger really didn't rape anybody
7 April 2010
ZOOS AND RAINFORESTS AROUND THE WORLD — There have been rumours about a tiger raping someone, damaging the reputations of tigers across the globe. UnNews would like to clear up this terrible case of misinformation. "No tiger didn't rape nobody." You got that? Good.
"Where are these rumours coming from? What fucking idiot came up with this crap? They're lies, people! No tiger didn't rape nobody!" Tony said decidedly.