+1-900-867-5309 (toll-free* in the U.S. only, ask for Jenny
[*may not actually be free])
+1-218-936-8869 (U.S. number; ask for Olipro)
+1-234-567-8910 (outside the U.S. - long distance if you don't know)
+44-(0)7758-913637 (U.K. / Europe) real number!
If you have news, and a computer, and can't figure out how to work this page, try clicking here (but don't click here!)