UnNews:UnNewsAudio

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Spoken UnNews is a division of UnNews which produces verbatim audio recordings of individual articles, apparently so everyone can go "coo didn't know s/he sounded like that!".

To avoid duplication, please tag any article you are about to record with {{RecordingInProgress|YourName}} or {{RIP|YourName}} and be sure to complete recording and uploading within 4 hours of tagging (if possible).

When a recording is done, upload it to commons and change the article's page tag to {{UnNewsAudio|FileName.mp3}}

Remember to update the date and filename when uploading a newer version.

[edit] Broadcast Staff

Sir Todd Lyons: UnNewsAudio Creator & Executive Producer, Anchor, Writer, Figurehead, and Benevolent Dicktator for Life
Rev. Zim_ulator: US Correspondent, Writer, Chaplain, Podcast Maintainer
Sir Olipro: UnNews, Writer, Podcast Maintainer, Got Pwned by Zim
Sir Brad Frasier: Consultant
Sir Codeine: European Correspondent
Sir Elvis: European Correspondent
Fezzul: European Correspondent (with certain Middle Eastern entanglements)
FreeMorpheme: European Correspondent
Lady Keitei: US Correspondent, Writer
SirNuke: US Correspondent
David Gerard: London Correspondent (Australian), Writer
Sir Hinoa: US Correspondent (doubts he'll do this often)
Zombiebaron: Undead Correspondent, (Zombiebaron is currently not making UnNews Audios but hopes to do so again soon.)
Sir Rangeley: US Correspondent, Writer
Sir Severian: US Correspondent, Writer
Flyingfeline: UK Correspondent and occasional writer
NeoZidane: UK and Middle Eastern Correspondent (you know, that place with crazy arabs and bombs and oil)
GreaseMonkey: Oceania Correspondent (New Zealand, Australia, Polynesia), Writer, Drama Student, Accent Impersonator (Ey wahnt seex bottles of woine mayte.)
Jobot37: US Correspondent
~~Gustav~~ SysRq: US Correspondent, Writer
Sir Dawg: Bi-continental US and UK Correspondent
Braydie: UK Correspondent
Contestant: US Correspondent
Insineratehymn: US Correspondent
Kenvalyi: Canadian Correspondent, Typist
MichaelHax: US Correspondent, Attention Whore.
SirIsaac: US Correspondent, Unarticulate
RAHB: US Correspondent, writer
The UnIdiot: US Correspondent, Writer
L.J. Lego, KBE: US Correspondent, Writer
MNM5150: US Correspondent, worst microphone ever.
Jules Ismail (aka The Roachy Jay): Canadian at heart, notable internet personality
Zana Dark: US Correspondent, alleged female.