UnNews talk:Team Rocket Captures Pikachu, Ash Commits Suicide

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This is great. Premier Tom Mayfair12:16, 25 June 2007

Thanks. I've been planing this article for 3 months. It's supposed to signify that I have successfully redone the pokemon section from ground up, and people can look at it to their hearts content, without fear of (excessive) gay jokes. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 12:25, 25 June 2007
Thanks for the feedback. I had no idea how good this was. Now I just have to pray that a godlike person will add this to VFH... I will set up a shrine to them in my garage. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 00:56, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

You used the wrong picture for the murder weapon. You said that Starly killed him, but you have a picture of Piplup/Prinplup.

Sorry, I don't have diamond, so I don't know their names. I put one of his pokemon, and someone else added starly. Thanks, I'll fix that now! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 15:25, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Great article, but I'm pretty sure Team Rocket actually did try wearing rubber suits, taking pikachu, and running away. As I recall, they were foiled by Charmander. Not that it matters. I can't believe I actually remember that though... -- 18:35, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

OMG what a nerd LOL. But this time they did it in the middle of the night. Heehee. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 9:23, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Oi, just wanted to say, I changed Ash's age of death in the article to 10. First off, I love the article. Caught my eye instantly. The thing is, ash staying infinitely 10 is the joke. No one in their mind would send a 10-year-old out on their own with a freaking backpack. That toppled with the fact his appearance doesn't change much, is what makes the joke. You've actually inspired me to make some pokemon-related articles... I think I might try my hand tommorow. Mightywayne 01:39, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Good luck writing pokemon articles. I'm glad I inspired something with this article. Good luck writing on Pokemon, but behave yourself. I do revert bad, or overly crude, jokes. Thanks. You're right about the age. I was aging him by season, about 1 year per 2, but you're right. He never grew up. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 03:42, 27 June 2007 (UTC)