UnPoetia:Fuck you God

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Fuck you, God!

"Fuck you God" says Adam.

"Why did you make me and my girlfriend Eve leave your Garden?"

"Fuck you God" says Noah.

"Why did you kill so many animals with that flood?"

"Fuck you God" says Abraham.

"Why did you piss me off when you asked me to kill my son Isaac?"

"Fuck you God" says Moses.

"Why did you not let me enter the Kingdom of Israel?"

"Fuck that" say all the people in The Bible.