UnScripts:A Hate a Wilde

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This was never the way I planned
not my intention.
I got so dumb, drink in hand
lost my direction.
It's not what I’m used to
Just couldn’t see Oscar Wilde Rasco Edliw.
I’m sorry for myself
lost my AIDS Creature.

I Hate a Wilde
And I threw-up.
The taste of a FSM
I Hate a Wilde
Didn’t mean it!
I hope my Faggot don't know her.

It felt so wrong
It felt so bad.
And she fell in love tonight.

I Hate a Wilde
And I threw up.
(Spewing noises)

No, I don't even want your name
It doesn't matter.
You’re my accidental shame
Not in my nature.
It's not what good gays do
Not how they misbehave.
My head gets so confused
Hard to think straight.

I Hate a Wilde
and I threw up.
The touch of her jelly wet Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I Hate a Wilde
Didn’t mean it!
I hope my fagfriend don't find out.

It felt so wrong
It felt so yuck.
Going to Kid Cudi and Adolf Hitler.

I Hate a Wilde
And I threw up
(Spewing noises)

You Wilde think you’re so unspecial
Stretched skin, fat lips, so insatiable
Hard to avoid, high cholesterol.
So easy to Flying Spaghetti Monster it.
Sure a big deal
I’m gonna full.

I Hate a Wilde
and I threw up.
The smell of her rancid perfume.
I Hate a Wilde
Didn’t mean it!
I hope no one thinks I’m bi now.

It felt so wrong
It felt so queer.
Don't mean I’m into Wilde

I Hate a Wilde
And I threw up
(spewing noises)


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