UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians/133

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6 September, 2007

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(The Baron at church)

Mr T.: I am sorry for being decarnated, whatever that means, and want to have infinite lifes in WOW. Please, Slim Shady, forgive me for my wrongs, ya foo'.

The Baron: That was interesting.

God: Yep. Now what's your problem?

The Baron: Kiera is dead and I need her reincarnated

God: Wait, Kiera is a girl?

The Baron: I dunno

God: Her name is Keira.

The Baron: Oh. Well, can you have her reincarnated?

God: I'll see what I can do.

The Baron: Also, The Stranger wants to destroy the seventh wall, destroying mankind, what should we do?

God: Unless you know who he is, forget it, I don't do blind luck.

The Baron: Darn. How about that reincarnation?

God: It will take a while until I find my spellbook thing.

The Baron: You need a spellbook?

God: Yes, I do.

The Baron: Why? You're almighty!

God: I am?

The Baron: Yeah!

God: Ah, here it is! Reincarnatus Bringus Backus Lifea.

The Baron: That's a very cheesy spell.

God: It is?

(The Church is crushed by a bowling ball.)

The Baron: Yowch! Well, didn't see that coming.

The Stranger: Ha! I have located the seventh wall! Now I will head over to destroy it! (disappears)

The Baron: O-nay.

Yoinxx Bank manager: Oh dear, I found the seventh wall in a place, and now I use it as my bank's safe door! Destroyed, all money is gone!

The Baron: NOO! My savings, money, interest, account, e-bank account and all data! It will be gone!

Yoinxx Bank manager: And my job!

(A dusty person comes out of nowhere)

Dusty Person: I know how to reincarnate Keira.

The Baron: We've got bigger trouble! The seventh wall is about to be destroyed! And the Yoinxx bank will be bank-"rupt"

Dusty Person: Geez, what is wrong with you? One moment it's reincarnating Keira, then it's The Seventh wall, what is with you, man? (Does a balancing act with his arms, falls out a randomly appearing window, from seven floors high. Only revealing that he was actually that Moonshine guy in dust. Now dead.)

The Baron: Not getting less akward here, man!

The Stranger: (From down the space-time Raping window) Hey! This S-TRW seems to have located me and betrayed me. (Throws a pebble closing the window.)

The Baron: Darn it! This means that the time-space torrent has changed. I will now reveal the new location, this window's current destination. Boy, I even confuse myself! (Opens the window and gasps)

(Credits roll)

The Young and the Uncyclopedians

Episodes:

Season One:

ABOUT - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 95 - 97 - 100 - 102 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - Season Finale

Season Two:

114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - 126 - 127 - 128 - 129 - 131 - 137 - Season Finale

Season Three:

149 - 150 - 155 - 162 - 163 - 164 - 165 - 166 - 167 - 168 - 169 - 170 - 171 - 172 - 173 - 174 - 175 - 176 - 177 - 178 - 179 - Season Finale

Season Four:

181 - 182 (Under Construction)


Episode lists and summary - List of characters - Auditions - In-Jokes

Spinoffs:

Froggy Goes A-Courtin' - The TYATU Talk Show!

TYATU:NY

A sub-series made by retardman gert

ABOUT - 101 - 102 - 103 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 2001-2-3- 201 - 202 - 203 - 204 - 205 .5 - 206 - 207 - 208 - 209 - 210 - 211 - 212 - 213 - 214 - 215 - 216 - 217 - 218 - 219 - 220 - SPECIAL SPECIAL- 301 - 302


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