UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians/133
6 September, 2007
(The Baron at church)
Mr T.: I am sorry for being decarnated, whatever that means, and want to have infinite lifes in WOW. Please, Slim Shady, forgive me for my wrongs, ya foo'.
The Baron: That was interesting.
God: Yep. Now what's your problem?
The Baron: Kiera is dead and I need her reincarnated
God: Wait, Kiera is a girl?
The Baron: I dunno
God: Her name is Keira.
The Baron: Oh. Well, can you have her reincarnated?
God: I'll see what I can do.
The Baron: Also, The Stranger wants to destroy the seventh wall, destroying mankind, what should we do?
God: Unless you know who he is, forget it, I don't do blind luck.
The Baron: Darn. How about that reincarnation?
God: It will take a while until I find my spellbook thing.
The Baron: You need a spellbook?
God: Yes, I do.
The Baron: Why? You're almighty!
God: I am?
The Baron: Yeah!
God: Ah, here it is! Reincarnatus Bringus Backus Lifea.
The Baron: That's a very cheesy spell.
God: It is?
(The Church is crushed by a bowling ball.)
The Baron: Yowch! Well, didn't see that coming.
The Stranger: Ha! I have located the seventh wall! Now I will head over to destroy it! (disappears)
The Baron: O-nay.
Yoinxx Bank manager: Oh dear, I found the seventh wall in a place, and now I use it as my bank's safe door! Destroyed, all money is gone!
The Baron: NOO! My savings, money, interest, account, e-bank account and all data! It will be gone!
Yoinxx Bank manager: And my job!
(A dusty person comes out of nowhere)
Dusty Person: I know how to reincarnate Keira.
The Baron: We've got bigger trouble! The seventh wall is about to be destroyed! And the Yoinxx bank will be bank-"rupt"
Dusty Person: Geez, what is wrong with you? One moment it's reincarnating Keira, then it's The Seventh wall, what is with you, man? (Does a balancing act with his arms, falls out a randomly appearing window, from seven floors high. Only revealing that he was actually that Moonshine guy in dust. Now dead.)
The Baron: Not getting less akward here, man!
The Stranger: (From down the space-time Raping window) Hey! This S-TRW seems to have located me and betrayed me. (Throws a pebble closing the window.)
The Baron: Darn it! This means that the time-space torrent has changed. I will now reveal the new location, this window's current destination. Boy, I even confuse myself! (Opens the window and gasps)