UnTunes:Generic Upbeat Dance Song

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Generic Upbeat Dance Song is the second song in the album Please Dance, by the pop music group All That Shizz. It became the most popular song the group produced; that is to say it was "somewhat popular," topping at #97 on the Top 100 dance songs worldwide. It recieved mixed reviews from critics, with some praising it's "unique, original characteristics,"[1] while other criticized it's "badly-autotuned vocals."[2] Despite criticism, the song has raked in a whopping $154.32 for All That Shizz; just enough for them to lose $6,921 in production costs.[3]

Lyrics[edit]

(a soft electronic beat in the background starts playing)

W-w-w-w-whooooaaaaah!

I can't get enough of this music

DJ please play it some more

Oh God I can't get enough of this music

Oh DJ please play it some more

(whooshing sound, a drum machine starts playing)

I-I-I can't get enough of this mu-sic!

Mr. DJ please please play it a little more

O-o-oh God this sound is orgas-mic

I just need to hear it some mo-o-o-o-o-re...!

(sudden burst of music)

Cause this sound, it gives me a fee-ling

It's giving me a strange urge

The urge, the urge to party

All night loooong....

Cause this sound, it gives me a feeling

It's giving me a strange urge

The urge, the urge to party

All night loooong....

(intermission as a post-modern beat plays)

The people, they are cheering...

Oh God, cheer some more!

The people, they are cheering...

Oh God, cheer some more!

The people, they are cheering....

Oh God, cheer some more!

The people, they are cheering....

Oh God, cheer some more!

(music builds up to a climax, sudden outburst of sound)

Cause this sound, it gives me a fee-ling

It's giving me a strange urge

The urge, the urge to party

All night loooong....

Cause this sound, it gives me a fee-ling

It's giving me a strange urge

The urge, the urge to party

All night loooong....

Oh DJ, please play that music!

Please please play the music!

Just play the fucking music

Seriously, just play that shit...

(Music fades out slowly)

References[edit]

  1. You gotta admit, the song is very original.
  2. Amateurs.
  3. It was much more than they expected