Shitty parody of "If I Was President" by Wyclef Jean.
If I was admin,
I'd get opped on Friday,
Deopped on Saturday,
And banned on Sunday.
If I was admin.
I know some users who when they edit they just get "View source"
Saying that "My tooth hurts. Why the fuck does my tooth hurt?"
But the admins won't play this.
They call it vandal music.
How can you refuse it,
Tell the users the truth, the truth,
Tell them about Zombiebaron
Tell them the truth, the truth,
Blah blah blah (namedropping admins, ass kissery, etc.)